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[*~Silvypoo~* (Chaser of Artemis), Life's a dance, you learn as you go.]

Akantha: Making out is still a terrible thing to have happen in there. And no, that's disgusting. Not only because of the content, but the Red Man without clothes? That would be a terrible thing to see.

[Hope , I belong here more than they do.]

Raven: Rosie, you're going to have to make good on your promise to kill anyone who badmouths me, 'kay?

Jason: *howling now* Oh my God stop it! Cleo, baby, help me out here!

Carlos: Kick him or something. That always helps with laugh attacks. And I would know.

[*~Silvypoo~* (Chaser of Artemis), Life's a dance, you learn as you go.]

Rosemarie: It's Akantha. It shouldn't be that hard. I'll kill her later.
Cleo: I'm not gonna hit him. I try to steer clear from abusive relationships. *kisses Jason* There, now stop.

[Hope , I belong here more than they do.]

Me: Fantastic. You may use my axe.

Jason: *breathing hard and grinning* Thanks, sweetheart.

Carlos: *amused*

[*~Silvypoo~* (Chaser of Artemis), Life's a dance, you learn as you go.]

Cleo: Anytime!
Rosemarie: I think I want her pain to be longer and more painful than an axe. She did, after all, poison my boyfriend. She still has to pay for that, and this.
Rebecca: You put her in a full body cast!
Rosemarie: Yupp. And it still wasn't enough.

[Hope , I belong here more than they do.]

Raven: We could give her to demon-me as a present?

Phoenix: *with the smallest of smiles* That would certainly be some punishment.

[*~Silvypoo~* (Chaser of Artemis), Life's a dance, you learn as you go.]

Rosemarie: That's a wonderful idea! You and that brilliant head of yours. *kiss* It's come up with so many great ideas today.

[Hope , I belong here more than they do.]

Raven: *chuckles, kiss*

Jason: Mable, run along and fetch the demon for us, would you? Or get Saul to do it. *grins at Akantha*

Mable: Sure. Come on, Tom. *skips off*

Carlos: For a little girl, she's awfully nonchalant about going to find a demon. I'm surprised she's not worried about getting eaten.

[*~Silvypoo~* (Chaser of Artemis), Life's a dance, you learn as you go.]

Akantha: No. No demon is going to destroy me.
Cleo: She's a creepy little girl, I guess.
Rosemarie: *huggles Raven*
Rebecca: You have no say, Akantha. It will disembowl you.

[Hope , I belong here more than they do.]

Me: Probably not something as simple as that, either.

Akantha, if you'd like something else to come in instead, I could invite one of the vampires. Or perhaps the shapeshifting spider-girl? She's not one for torture, but she'd do it to you. She hates your type just as much as everybody else.

[*~Silvypoo~* (Chaser of Artemis), Life's a dance, you learn as you go.]

Akantha: What the hell is my type?
Rosemarie: I won't even go there. I'll be venting all night.
Cleo: As I said earlier, you're a stupid high class bitch.

[Hope , I belong here more than they do.]

Me: I agree with Cleo. Is that a no, then? Demon-Raven will be sufficient?

[*~Silvypoo~* (Chaser of Artemis), Life's a dance, you learn as you go.]

Rosemarie: Very much so. Then, it's almost like Raven is killing her slowly. Shall we bind her, or leave her as is?

[Hope , I belong here more than they do.]

Me: Leave it. I've told you before that he much prefers live prey.

[*~Silvypoo~* (Chaser of Artemis), Life's a dance, you learn as you go.]

Rosemarie: Less work for me, then. Where's Mable with demon-Raven?

[Hope , I belong here more than they do.]

Mable: Here! *sprints in, practically vaulting all the way over Phoenix as she runs. A larger-than-average wolf follows hot on her heels*

Wolf: *changes into a human, grinning at them all and panting only slightly* Speak of the Devil and he doth appear. *to Mable* I'm impressed, sweetie. You're fast.

Mable: *brightly* Thanks!

Raven: Hey! That's the one I had a nightmare about! Did you seriously bring my dream-demon in here?!

DR (demon-Raven): *raises hand* Tohinusdá, dinadanátli.

Raven: *furious* I'm not your brother!

DR: *smiles* We're more alike than you think.

[*~Silvypoo~* (Chaser of Artemis), Life's a dance, you learn as you go.]

Rosemarie: Shhh, Golaná. He's here to take care of Akantha. He shouldn't hurt you and if he does, his ass is mine. *kiss*
Akantha: No! This thing is not touching me!

[Hope , I belong here more than they do.]

DR: *grinning* Teenage girls these days! All of them want a hookup.

Raven: *snarls* Don't you dare go hitting on my girlfriend, pup.

DR: Pup?

Raven: You heard me.

DR: *growls*

Me: Now, now. You're here for the bitch, not the boy.

DR: *now peeved* Osnai. Which one is she?

[*~Silvypoo~* (Chaser of Artemis), Life's a dance, you learn as you go.]

Cleo: It's that one *points at Akantha*
Akantha: No! Lemme in the closet! *runs to closet*
Rosemarie: Never in a million years. And really? Why the hell would I hit on DR? I have the better one right here. *points at Raven*

[Hope , I belong here more than they do.]

DR: *advancing with a smile* Aw, and all that talk about how tough you are! Come on, Akantha. Let's dance. You look like a dancer.

Raven: *moves closer to Rosemarie, pecks her on the lips* Good. I'm glad you think that way. *turns toward confrontation*

Jason: *throws an arm around Cleo's shoulders* This is so gonna be worth the wait.

Mable and Phoenix: *watch with interest*

Carlos: *looks on*

Harper: *takes Leah's arm, guides her away*

Me: Who wants to go with Harper and Leah? Eric? Juana?

[*~Silvypoo~* (Chaser of Artemis), Life's a dance, you learn as you go.]

Eric: I don't think I should stay. This seems bad. *goes with Harper*
Juana: *sits beside Carlos to watch* I'm fine, but thank you.
Cleo: It's been a long time since we've had something this interesting. *pecks Jason on cheek*
Rosemarie: Well, of course. You're not as bad as a demon.
Akantha: Dance? I don't even get a weapon? That hardly seems fair!
Rosemarie: Deal with it. Die, bitch.

[Hope , I belong here more than they do.]

DR: *chuckles and spreads hands wide* A weapon? Do you see me with a weapon, ugeyudi ageyutsa? All I've got are my teeth.

Phoenix: More like fangs. Like Enobaria from The Hunger Games. :D

DR: *almost purring* Yes. We can go with that. Akantha? What do you say? Fair's fair, isn't it? *grins*

[Faith Noelle, The comands we give are always followed by orders. :)]

Me: Hi guys! I feel like I haven't been here in awhile. How's everyone been doing?

[*~Silvypoo~* (Chaser of Artemis), Life's a dance, you learn as you go.]

Me: Just fine, Faith! Yourself?
Akantha: It's not fair against a demon.
Rebecca: We're not trying to make it fair. We're trying to kill you.
Rosemarie: *cheerfully* And we will succeed.

[Hope , I belong here more than they do.]

DR: *pauses a moment to look at the crowd* Preferences? Anyone? I haven't had an audience willing to give suggestions in a long, long time.

[*~Silvypoo~* (Chaser of Artemis), Life's a dance, you learn as you go.]

Cleo: I don't have a preference. I'm just here to watch.
Rosemarie: Blood and pain. Raven can give more specifics if he wants. I think she irritates him the most.
Juana: *sigh* I hope this doesn't become unbearable to watch. You're supposed to make it long, as well. Painful and drawn out.

[Hope , I belong here more than they do.]

DR: Oooh, idea! Does anyone happen to have a carving knife?

[*~Silvypoo~* (Chaser of Artemis), Life's a dance, you learn as you go.]

Me: Eric!
Eric: *poofs* What? I thought I wasn't supposed to be here.
Rosemarie: Give the scary-looking Raven your hunting knife, sweetheart.
Eric: Why?
Juana: Don't ask now. I'll answer your questions later. Just hand over the knife please, honey.
Eric: All right. *hands over knife* Here. Can I come back?
Me: Soon. Bye, Eric!
Eric: *poofs*

[Hope , I belong here more than they do.]

Carlos: The scary-looking one? How did he tell the difference? XD

DR: Shhh. I'm thinking. *grabs Akantha's chin, tilting her head up and then from side to side as if inspecting her* Now, ugeyudi ageyutsa, you definitely look like the type of girl who would appreciate a tattoo. I'm sure you've wanted one at some point. Right? *touches the point of the knife to the scar on her neck, grinning* I think I may be able to help you. Tell me about the tattoos you want, sweetie. I'm a wonderful artist.

[*~Silvypoo~* (Chaser of Artemis), Life's a dance, you learn as you go.]

Rosemarie: DR definitely has a scarier air to him than my Raven.
Akantha: I do not want any fucking tattoos, you freak. Get off! *pushes DR*

[Hope , I belong here more than they do.]

DR: To change or not to change. That is the question. Mable, be a dear and hold this knife for a moment, would you? *tosses*

Mable: Okay. *catches with ease, begins to fiddle with blade*

DR: *changes into a wolf, red-eyed and snarling. Plants paws on Akantha's chest, claws just barely digging into the skin* Now--you were saying?

[*~Silvypoo~* (Chaser of Artemis), Life's a dance, you learn as you go.]

Me: I edited my library post because I accidentally pushed the post button.
Rosemarie: *looks at DR then Raven* That explains so much.
Akantha: *practically screaming* Get off of me you disgusting, flea-ridden mutt! *begins to hit and push the wolf on top of her* I'll put you in the fucking dog house!

[Hope , I belong here more than they do.]

Me: Aw, darn it. I hope it doesn't change my response. XD

Raven: Usdi Waya. Little Wolf. Fits, doesn't it?

DR: *snaps at throat, sending a bright arc of blood splattering against the ground, though the wound is shallow* Keep talking. Let's see how long it takes for me to get to your vocal chords, shall we?

[*~Silvypoo~* (Chaser of Artemis), Life's a dance, you learn as you go.]

Me: It does a little. XD But I'll work around it.
Rosemarie: Well, not the 'little' part. You're by no means little anymore. Other than that, yes. It fits perfectly.
Akantha: *kicks DR hard in stomach while crying* No! No! Ahhhhhh!!!!! Don't touch- *chokes on blood*

[Hope , I belong here more than they do.]

Me: My post has been edited.

DR: *gleefully, caring nothing for the kick* That's two! Count for me, Mable. *snaps again*

Mable: *humming quietly, draws two marls in the dirt with the knife*

[*~Silvypoo~* (Chaser of Artemis), Life's a dance, you learn as you go.]

Me: Crap! I just went on without the edit. XD
Akantha: *fighting, but bow spitting up blood and unable to speak*
Rosemarie: This is fantastic. I'm loving this.

[Hope , I belong here more than they do.]

Me: Edit it again? XD

Jason: Like, why didn't we ask this guy to come here earlier?

DR: *with a barking sort of laugh* You like it? Good. I like it too. She tastes good! Three, Mable! *snaps, at Akantha's face this time. Blood sprays from her cheek now*

[*~Silvypoo~* (Chaser of Artemis), Life's a dance, you learn as you go.]

Me: Edited! XD
Rosemarie: I might just love him a little bit more than you, Astádá Ulasigi. *winks*
Akantha: *can no longer scream because of the blood in her throat, but she keeps hitting at the wolf, trying to push him off while her mouth opens and closes in silent screams*

[Hope , I belong here more than they do.]

Raven: This is great. This is just great. *leans forward*

Mable: *cheerfully draws a third, fourth, and fifth line in the ground when DR goes for both of Akantha's wrists*

[*~Silvypoo~* (Chaser of Artemis), Life's a dance, you learn as you go.]

Rosemarie: I think she's done.
Cleo: That was a death bite, wasn't it?
Juana: Logically, she can't lost too much longer.
Akantha: *her fights start to become more slow and sluggish, like the hits of a bored toddler against a full-grown adult*

[Hope , I belong here more than they do.]

DR: No, Cleo. This is a death bite. *delivers a full bite using canine, ripping, and shearing teeth to Akantha's throat, unmindful of the previous wounds*

Mable: *marks the sixth and final line* Six. 666. Like Satan. Get it? *grins* Tom Cat says he did it on purpose.

Raven: *smirking* Bloody good show.

Jason: Usually I'm not a fan of puns, but I'll forgive you this once, Redman.

Raven: And I'll forgive you for calling me Redman. Just this once.

[*~Silvypoo~* (Chaser of Artemis), Life's a dance, you learn as you go.]

Juana: o.o Ay de mi. That was so violent. I feel like we're watching gladiators fight lions in ancient Greece.
Cleo: Well, thank you for clarifying the difference. That could come in handy some day.
Rosemarie: That was amazing. I can't get over it. That's going to be a wonderful dream later on tonight. The pun wasn't unbearable, either. A nice touch.
Rebecca: If we want the little ones back, we should get this cleaned.

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Phoenix: How exactly do we do that?

DR: *phases human once more, unmindful of the blood now staining him* That's your problem, not mine. Come on, Mable. *beckons as he heads back into The Woods, laughing*

Mable: *stands and makes a gesture as if scooping a cat into her arms, then follows*

Me: Well! That was nice.

[*~Silvypoo~* (Chaser of Artemis), Life's a dance, you learn as you go.]

Me: Sure it was! Should we tell them I can poof her back whenever I feel like?
Rosemarie: No way. You can't, and you won't. Come on, we just killed her! Can I have some peace for once?
Juana: *sigh* While Rosemarie complains, someone has to clean this up. Carlos, Phoenix, Ayudame, por favor?

[Hope , I belong here more than they do.]

Carlos and Phoenix: *exchange looks, but rise*

Carlos: How the heck do we get rid of a mutilated body in a place like this? And how do we clean blood out of the ground?

[*~Silvypoo~* (Chaser of Artemis), Life's a dance, you learn as you go.]

Juana: Can we maybe try and dump the um, remains into the woods for whatever it is that lies in there to eat? And maybe we can get some water and rinse it off of the ground. Let me see if there's anything we can use in the closet. *goes into closet and comes out a few moments later after sounds of rustling with bucket* I found this.

[Hope , I belong here more than they do.]

Carlos: You're going to try to hose blood off the ground. After it's been absorbed into the soil. *shakes head a little* Oh, Juana.

Phoenix: *beings to drag Akantha's body to The Woods without complaint* I will be getting blood on my jeans. You owe me now, all of you.

[*~Silvypoo~* (Chaser of Artemis), Life's a dance, you learn as you go.]

Juana: I said we could try, amigo. I didn't say it would work. *playfully hits Carlos's chin with one knuckle* Well, this body isn't going to move itself. *starts to move other remnants of Akantha.
Rosemarie: Don't worry, blood comes out of jeans! You just have to wash them a couple times in cold water. Besides, you probably wanted her dead as much as we did. We owe you nothing, my friend.

[Hope , I belong here more than they do.]

Phoenix: *glares daggers* Says the girl who is not dragging the bloody corpse into a monster-infested nightmare.

[*~Silvypoo~* (Chaser of Artemis), Life's a dance, you learn as you go.]

Rosemarie: Juana didn't ask me for help. Besides, I wouldn't get much accomplished. I'd probably start to repeatedly stab her slutty body and stall you guys. *smiles*