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I hate Mr. Greg… and now I hate Montambo too!!!
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Amanda
(last edited Sep 09, 2008 08:45AM)
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Sep 09, 2008 08:44AM
Did you watch Be Kind, Rewind yet, so you can see all the fun movie props they make?
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Well since she ain’t into movies I was thinking about taking her to the theater I heard avenue Q is good… but she refuses to come to NY!!! And I did watch it… not entirely tho remember when I told you that it suck so much that I had to stop watching it???
No, I don't remember that! Hahahaha. Oh well. Did you get to the part where they made the "ebony and ivory" piano? Seriously, those props they made were mad cool! :)
You want her to pay money to fly to NY so you can have sex with her? Sounds like a raw deal to me...
What if I pay??? Will that make me her sugar daddy????
and you said "mad cool"!!!
This coming from someone who called the guy in Public Enemy Grandmaster Clock.....
So yesterday I was taking The Paper request… now when I take a request I like to take notes… I ask the person what they want and how they want it and we stall spit balling on the subject…. But The Paper haves some sort of “I can illustrate” delusion… so is always a “tira y jala” (a dominicanism meaning something like I pull and you push) between me wanting to take notes on what she wants and her wanting to “draw” what she wants… usually she ends up “drawing” stuff that either looks like a boob (she thought they were cupcakes) or a phallic looking sketch of a cannoli… I’m ok with that as long as I understand what she wants and we don’t end up cooking something else cuz I didn’t understood a word or bring her a boob/cupcake or something like that… (Now we have some context of the reason why I’m about to hate on Mr. Greg and “tambito tonight… ) Yesterday The Paper was doing her “drawing” of what she thought was a doughnut fill with lemon cream… but actually looked like a fuck up vagina with a lemon inside…. When I inform her that this one was the perfect match for the penis canolli she started arguing that it was not! so… we called Mr. Greg to give us an analysis of the vagina/lemon thing… he looks at it and says that is a doughnut with lemon filling but that he is saying that cuz he already knew what she was going to ask for… and asked for the “piece of art” grabbed his pencil and added some teeth to it… and said: now that’s a vagina! (I was thinking on what kind of fuck up shit was that… I mean I was finally beginning to understand –or so I thought- why people don’t eat pussy in America!!! They have fucking teeth!!!) Now… I’ve seen my share of vaginas… the real deal and a lot of porn, I know for a fact that vaginas don’t have teeth, but I couldn’t stop my poor mind from doing some deep thinking on the subject… I mean vaginas with fucking teeth!!! That’s some really fuck up shit!! But fine whatever I’ll let it go… I know how weird jelly beans can get…
Fine the vagina with teeth and lemons was out of my mind I got home I went straight to bed, cuz I was tired y’all! (that’s when the wake and bake incident happen) now after that it was late and I couldn’t sleep + I was drunk… now is where ‘tambito comes in… we were talking about how our days went… so I mentioned the vagina/lemon/teeth incident… and we all know that Montambo is a fountain of knowledge… and the first thing she says when she read that is: vagina dentate! And then proceeded to show me an article and some pictures of the damn thing… (Yes, at this point toothed vaginas where forever burned into my brain cells!!!) So of course when I went to sleep I had dreams with freaking Vagina Dentate!!!!!
DAMN YOU MONTAMBO!!! DAMN YOU MR. GREG!!! Y’ALL SHALL PAY FOR THIS!!!
I didn't even link you to the horrible visuals that google can provide to illustrate the vagina dentata! I was only edifying you so that you could understand Mr. Greg.
Did you really have dreams about it?! That's hilarious!
P.S. Don't click here:
http://moca.virtual.museum/donnie2006...
or here:
http://pics.livejournal.com/divalea/p...
and nobody, under any circumstances, should click here:
http://www.artthrob.co.za/02jan/image...
Did you really have dreams about it?! That's hilarious!
P.S. Don't click here:
http://moca.virtual.museum/donnie2006...
or here:
http://pics.livejournal.com/divalea/p...
and nobody, under any circumstances, should click here:
http://www.artthrob.co.za/02jan/image...
and why did I click on all 3 of them??? Dear google!!! y’all just keep adding shit to my list of traumas!!!!Yes, I did have a dream with the damn shit!!! it wasent as fuck up as some of my puberty dreams… but it was really fuck up!
those links will probably give alfonso many more nights of chomping vaginas. the flash being attacked by the vagina monster is great.
Yah, the flash one says that it don’t matter if you the fastest man on earth… you still will end up in the floor crying like a little girl if you see a vagina with teeth!!
All the hidden meanings in comic books, and people say they aren't educational.
I omitted a truly horrific one. You can thank me in message 89, Fonzie.
I feel cheated out of the really horrific one now.
Okay, here you go. But I'm warning you, Alfonso! Don't! Click! Here!
http://ecifbeyni.blogspot.com/2008/07...
http://ecifbeyni.blogspot.com/2008/07...
I aint going to thank you… I did look at a lot of crazy shit last night when I Google it… but I will warm Mr Greg to be aware for the next time he ask for cookies (he has a thing for cookies) cuz I have friends who can actually draw and they love decorating cookies!!! (remember cookie Greg???)
OMG!!! What the fuck is wrong with you Montambo!!! I felt my penis retreating when I saw that@!!!!
Oh, see! It wasn't my wikipedia article that gave you nightmares, Alfonso! It was your own curiosity.
I'm not wearing devil horns for nothing.
that last one was a bit on the horrific side. and part of me always thought of it as a joke when people said there were teeth down there.
Now you know the truth! This is why I'm a librarian!
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I think that this is a good time to reboot the old "Is Sarah really the evilest hater?" poll...right after I made Alfonso's penis retreat and then he disappeared to cry.
Aren’t all folk tales and myths supposed to be based on some real fact??? I wonder if there were a some point in time a Vagina dentate…
At what point in library school do they teach us about the teeth and the vagina thing? I haven't gotten to that part yet. Or is that something you are taught only once you have the MLS?
Greg, It's in LIB 950. That's why you didn't know.
Alfonso, are you serious? Was there at some point in time a dragon? A griffin? A unicorn? The brain on 'A Wrinkle in Time?'
Humans have awesome imaginations, is all. Because we're so evolved that we have to create horror for ourselves now that we don't have to evade actual animal predators. That's all. There, there. Have some tea. It's okay. The big, bad Vagina Dentata is not real. There, there. Vaginas are toothless. Shh. It's okay.
Alfonso, are you serious? Was there at some point in time a dragon? A griffin? A unicorn? The brain on 'A Wrinkle in Time?'
Humans have awesome imaginations, is all. Because we're so evolved that we have to create horror for ourselves now that we don't have to evade actual animal predators. That's all. There, there. Have some tea. It's okay. The big, bad Vagina Dentata is not real. There, there. Vaginas are toothless. Shh. It's okay.
I'll be on the look out for when that class is offered. Alfonso, I think that the vagina have teeth thing is the kind of legend that was started to try to scare youngsters away from sex, now it kind of is used for someone is afraid of, or doesn't know (biblical sense) girls.
‘tambito, what are you trying to say that all my favorite mythic creatures don’t exist??? What are you trying to do ruin my escapist reading????? Mr. Greg, I thought STDS, babies, and shot gun weddings were enough!!! They had to add the Vagina dentate to it… dude and I used to bitch about my father’s sex sermons!!! They did got it worse in the past!!!
now imagine dreaming something like that...
How the fuck you going to compare Serena fighting against evil with an Vagina dentate???? the fuck!!! Didn’t the paper inform you of what this kind of comments mean to my people?
Ayana, it takes but a simple analysis to figure it out, you keep calling me gay, I either prove you wrong or shut the fuck up… and since I’ve already said that I don’t shut up… I’ma have to step up and give you proof of my manliness… meaning well you know what I mean… you either going to have to ask me out or shut up when if I decide to step up =)so there I hope you feel more enlighten...
So what you're saying, Fonzie, is that if you're called gay, then you either have to *ahem* with her to prove yourself or else you are admitting you're gay? That gives the girl a lot of power.
Actually tambito it puts me in a win win situation… she either stops calling me gay or I get some =)either way... i win!
Okay, but what if it wasn't Ayana? What if it was Atiba's sister, who is as irritating as Atiba and uglier (their faces are very similar)? Would failing to "prove it" to At-she-ba mean you were gay?
Ermmm I’ve seen atiba’s sisters they look quite fuckable =)i guess if they were to try the gay manouver on my i'd pipe...
you should watch the movie "teeth", fonso. its made for you!! and my drawings are really good so i dont even want to hear it from you. just because you cant bake to my drawings' specifications just means you need to work harder.
Guahahah, I’ve seen that movie… now that you mention that… I wonder about the imagines on a piece of entertainment called “fun with teeth” in certain book…
You're avoiding my point, Alfonso!
Ermm ok let me address that point then… wait look at your window ‘tambito 2 snails are doing it!!!!*runs away from hypothetical situations that he don’t want to find himself into!
Thought so. Your Ayana situation is purely you hitting on her and not vice-versa because if it was a girl who reminded you of a frog you would not need to "prove" your manliness.
P.S. Why'd you have to tease me about the snails? Now I gotta go watch Microcosmos, again. It has the most erotic sex scene I've ever seen:
P.S. Why'd you have to tease me about the snails? Now I gotta go watch Microcosmos, again. It has the most erotic sex scene I've ever seen:
For some reason I’m having some flash backs involving breath of fire II…. Something tells me that I’m the only person in this group who is going to get that joke…
Ayana, what I find so funny is that I have actually bake (in the good way) while watching sailor moon
p.s. if you aint going to put out (cuz you on the L team… stop hitting on me!!!)
P.S. Montambo before that comment I would have bet money on that fact that you was the person that knows me better on good reads =P after it I aint so sure
I'm just teasing, Fonzie. I was just pointing out that you're a hound. Don't try to lie.
Wait, do you mean the comment in message 118 or message 121?
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