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I hate Mr. Greg… and now I hate Montambo too!!!

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The Crimson Fucker (tcf123) | -6 comments First my movie picker betrays me and left me to search for my own movies!!! And now my book picker leaves without telling The Paper what am I reading next!!!!


So… I get there I didn’t grab the book I was reading cuz I don’t want anybody to know what I’m reading now… I was expecting Mr. Greg’s next pick with great anticipation cuz after letting him know that he was picking it he send me a message (he rarely respond to my messages) asking what I was looking for!! And then after my response he sent me another one saying that he had something in mind… something kind of nerdy!!! So I took a train ride without book only to find out that I wasn’t coming back with my new book!!! You suck Mr. Greg and putting a low level fuku on you just for that!!! (Minor cuz I still need you to pick my books… so expect something on the line of a school bus full with dumb kids stopping at B&N to pick up their required copy of The Alchemist… while everybody is on break!!!! So you are going to have to find the book for every single one of them!!!!!)



The Crimson Fucker (tcf123) | -6 comments Seth, most likely!!


The Crimson Fucker (tcf123) | -6 comments dude it took me 4 days to read that one...


The Crimson Fucker (tcf123) | -6 comments we hating on Mr. Greg here not on Alfonso!!!


The Crimson Fucker (tcf123) | -6 comments And by the way Seth, i was going to ask you for my next book but I’m afraid of you picking my book now!!! What if I don’t like it and you come here and stab me?


The Crimson Fucker (tcf123) | -6 comments Dude for the last time… one book on the bus/train one book on the book store when I have time to go there… I took me 4 visits… so I read it in 4 days…


message 7: by [deleted user] (new)

(crying now)


message 8: by [deleted user] (new)

Seth, disappointing you feels like when I disappointed my dad. I promise I'm a real good friend and reader.


message 9: by [deleted user] (new)

Besides, I'd rather be reading Kentuckiana than setting up a sports display. BORING! Football is about the most boring thing in the world unless I'm playing it.


message 10: by [deleted user] (last edited Sep 02, 2008 07:50PM) (new)

I promise I like it a lot and I'm going to finish it. I've barely done anything but be at the library in a week. It's almost 8 pm! I'm at work. It's only me and the pathetic people left. Even the custodian is gone. Also it was my birthday weekend (twice).

I just escape to goodreads periodically to avoid stuff like installing printers.

I love reading and I love Kentuckiana and I love you! I promise to be better.


message 11: by [deleted user] (last edited Sep 02, 2008 07:51PM) (new)

Someone requested me on goodreads because they're from Kentucky and wondered about the book. You're spreading Johnny Payne's gospel.


message 12: by [deleted user] (new)

Let's be friends, again!


The Crimson Fucker (tcf123) | -6 comments And they say nothing good ever comes out of my hate!!!


Now can we go back to hate on Mr. Greg??




p.s. i did that like an hour ago seth



The Crimson Fucker (tcf123) | -6 comments YAY!


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:)


The Crimson Fucker (tcf123) | -6 comments Next stop asking your cartoonist coworker to go on a date with you!!!


The Crimson Fucker (tcf123) | -6 comments Dude that is great!!!!! Use your fucking mind!!! next time you see her after a few weeks without seeing her ask her to go for coffee to catch up!!!


message 18: by [deleted user] (new)

I can't muster up any hate for Mr. Greg who was kind enough to answer your message and rustle you up something nerdy.

I've got to go work on my "Vote for Books!" display, anyway. The "Fall Sports" one was not one of my best.


The Crimson Fucker (tcf123) | -6 comments Dude!!! Fuck that!!!! you need to ask her out!!! don’t be a coward!!!


The Crimson Fucker (tcf123) | -6 comments Why???????????????? why are you so afraid of rejection dude???


The Crimson Fucker (tcf123) | -6 comments Dude what satisfaction??? You and adult she and adult (I hope) what is wrong with you asking her out… I mean you do want to go out with her right?


The Crimson Fucker (tcf123) | -6 comments Dude, life is short… if I see somebody that I like I will do anything in my power to be with that person… so fuck you!!! Go be alone all by yourself (yes I did notice the redundancy on that sentence!!!)


The Crimson Fucker (tcf123) | -6 comments Nay Dude, I just don’t like watching my movies alone!!! I like telling people about scenes and how much I enjoy certain parts and all that shit!! I miss my fucking Li!!! You happy you got me depress!!


message 24: by Greg (new)

Greg I get home exhausted after work and school, and I don't check to see what's going on in the goodreads world and I find out that there is a hate topic about me. Jeez.
I heard today about your anger at me, I should have let you know my schedule was changing starting this week. I'm sorry to see you just couldn't muster up anyone else to hate on me though, although your fuku was particularly hateful. Maybe I'll see if I can ask Junot Diaz if there is any good way of avoiding a raging Dominican's fuku when he comes to read tomorrow night.
If not, I'll just have to give all the little cretins their copies of The Alchemist. Little fuckers.


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Junot Diaz is gonna be there?! NEW YORK GETS EVERYTHING!!!


message 26: by Greg (new)

Greg Yep, he'll be doing a reading tomorrow night. I think it's going to be on the bn website, but I imagine watching a reading a store on the internet wouldn't be very exciting.


The Crimson Fucker (tcf123) | -6 comments Maybe I should go ask Junot Diaz what my next book should be!!




message 28: by [deleted user] (new)

yup!

Except that I'm curious about the nerdy item that Mr. Greg was so kind to suggest for you. What is it?


The Crimson Fucker (tcf123) | -6 comments He hasn’t suggested anything!!! now can we hate on him>????




message 30: by Greg (new)

Greg My original nerdy book I was going to recommend for you was Hyperion by Simmons, but then you said you wanted something that wasn't so nerdish / sf looking, and that you would look cooler pulling out on the bus. Instead I then thought to recommend Labyrinths by Borges, which is nerdish / bookish in it's own way but also has a certain coolness to it that will sustain your public transportation ride unless your Final Fantasy ringtone goes off.




message 31: by [deleted user] (last edited Sep 03, 2008 08:01PM) (new)

You can hate on Mr. Greg. It's The Haters Club. But if everyone hated the same thing, it would be boring. Besides, you call him Mr. Greg, which shows your actual fondness.

This is fake hate and you know it!!


message 32: by [deleted user] (new)

You want to look cool, Alfonso? Don't hide your inner nerd.


The Crimson Fucker (tcf123) | -6 comments Buaa you already recommended Hyperion!! (Did I ever tell you that I came up with a funny anagram for Rhadamanth Nemes, T Hard Man Semen!!!) Anyway that Borges thing sounds cool!!! I don’t think even my Final Fantasy ring tone can ruin its coolness!!


Thank you Mr. Greg!! =) and start thinking for your next request or you get water!!!



message 34: by Greg (new)

Greg I had a feeling I might have recommended that already. I'll start thinking of my next request. Any idea when I should come up with it by?


The Crimson Fucker (tcf123) | -6 comments I think Tuesday =)

P.S. don’t ask Junot how to ward yourself against the minor fuku I was casting on you, I have canceled =) besides the cure proly involves ingesting plantains!!!



message 36: by Lori (new)

Lori Hey, Hyperion is a great book! Don't be so uncool as to worry about being cool on the bus.

Besides, don't you have that hippy chic or did that end.

Mr Greg, do you think Alfonso would like Shadow of the Wind?


message 37: by Greg (new)

Greg I haven't read Shadow of the Wind yet, but from what I know about it I think he would like it.


message 38: by karen (new)

karen (karenbrissette) i hate greg.

anyway, in gregs absence i stepped up and gave fonso a million page book to read so greg will have to take a backseat for some time cuz the fonz never comes to see us anymore and it will take a while to read.

hhmph.


The Crimson Fucker (tcf123) | -6 comments Ok. Again Paper, I’m sorry I was so busy this last month, I’m sorry that I was working almost 50 hours a week, I’m sorry I was leaving the house at 4 Pm and coming back 5 Am!, I’m sorry I was so tired on my days off that I didn’t felt like doing shit!, but I promise you, next week I will be there more often…. And besides you can’t expect from a Silmarillion mega nerd to pick anything else if one of the options is “Nordic gods and stuff” he will pick that!! Is his nature!!! This is what happened inside my head when you said Nordic gods: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CZ_VFJ... !!! so it is your fault that I picked the big book!! (for some reason I just felt like adjusting my glasses)


message 40: by [deleted user] (last edited Sep 04, 2008 03:00PM) (new)

The Fonz = Awesome.


message 41: by karen (new)

karen (karenbrissette) hahah inside your head is funny. plus i wanted you to pick that book to tell me if its good....


message 42: by [deleted user] (new)

What is the name of the book that you have picked out for him? He can't remember!


message 43: by Amanda (last edited Sep 09, 2008 05:48AM) (new)

Amanda (randymandy) Lori, Alfonso told me that he asked that hippie chick to watch movies with him, but when he said (again) "I miss my fucking Li" the hippie chick said "Your head will never leave DR will it?" To which Alfonso replied "I'm not moving back there."

Then the hippie chick changed the subject. I suspect she is a flake.


The Crimson Fucker (tcf123) | -6 comments In my defense I have never watch movies with the hippie chick and she doesn’t seem to be much into movies. But I think she is into theater…. Let’s see how that workout


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Alfonso, do you you remember the name of the book you're reading?


The Crimson Fucker (tcf123) | -6 comments ‘tambito, http://www.goodreads.com/book/show/59... is going great so far… WWII, battle strategies, and freaking gnomes!!!


message 47: by [deleted user] (new)

Alfonso, did you go to the Junot Diaz reading at BN?


The Crimson Fucker (tcf123) | -6 comments nay, i was too busy wating for atiba so i could leave =)


message 49: by [deleted user] (new)

ATIBA!!!


message 50: by Amanda (last edited Sep 09, 2008 08:28AM) (new)

Amanda (randymandy) How would you watch a movie with her, Alfonso? Over the phone? Next time you talk to her, discuss.

Fucking Atiba.


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