I hate that my cousin is making me listen to Avril lavigne or whatever her name is!!!

[The Crimson Fucker]

So we cleaning…. And she is picking the music right now!!! And is that fucking tiny bitch!!! I hate her!!! I hate her!!!!! I need metal to clean!!!! It makes me scrub harder!!! And now she is screaming at me for being on the computer and not scrubbing the kitchen walls!!! Argggg I’m out!!! this sux!

[Rusty]

Her music - mah

Her - younger, hotter version of Jennifer Anniston. What's not to like about that?

[Reads with Scotch]

Instigator.

[The Crimson Fucker]

I rather fuck a goat!

[Rusty]

Uhm.....to each his own.

::slowly back out of forum::

[Reads with Scotch]

What kind of noises do goats make when you are trying to violate their animal selves?

I’m curious because I think my neighbor has goats and I hear some really strange noises from his property…often.

[The Crimson Fucker]

A friend…. Told me that it depends if the goat is into it or not…. can you describe the sounds that you heard?? That way I can tell my friend and he’ll tell me if your neighbor is a goat fucker…

[Reads with Scotch]

I don't think I could properly articulate it... but I am pretty sure the dude has mentally scared all of his little barn yard "friends”. Just one more reason I want to put a pick-up truck through his roof.

[Rusty]

So how’s that coming – putting a pick-up through the roof? Is your trebuchet capable of that, of tossing a hollowed-out truck? If yes, I have to say I’m damned impressed. I didn’t realizing you were woking on that kind of scale.

[Reads with Scotch]

I am about 1/3 of the way to realizing my goal. I would be a lot farther if that ass of a terrorist hadn’t walked into the danger zone. Yeah, I'm still miffed about that. But I am moving right along.

[The Crimson Fucker]

What kind of materials you using for your war machine??? I’m kind of curious a pickup truck usually weighs around 2-3 tons right??? That is a lot of stress for a wood throwing arm…

[Reads with Scotch]

The pick-up in mind is 2,500 LB it is a small one. I'm using a make shift ply-system, basically using a shit load of loose planks banded together. The fulcrum has yet to snap so I assume I am going in the right direction.

[Not Bill]

You got terrorist infestation, Nick? That might explain the goat noises yer hearing. I hear they go for that kinda thing.

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=293be0...

Good update on the trebuchet!

[Reads with Scotch]

Terrorist tourist same thing.

[Reads with Scotch]

I don't know what play you are speaking of... but it sounds like a good set up.

[Amanda]

What theatre?
What's the playwright series like? Local only?
Are they short plays, full length?
Do they do it in the round? Proscenium?
Donna, I gotta know. I feed off this stuff!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'm like a theatre vampire. I'm a vampeatre.