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I hate when things aren't symmetrical!
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Aug 25, 2008 07:16PM

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it's good to know i'm not alone though.

Additionally I would also like to take this time to tell all you gainfully employed people that you are taking your jobs way to seriously. Ever since school kicked off this place has been a ghost town... I am not witty enough to come up with enjoyable topics so put down your pencils and pens and type some hate...


Admittedly i am guessing here. I don't visit plantain fetish sites.


p.s. sorry i really do forget to answer to emails sometimes =(

This dude that was my waiter did not understand the word "draft." Either that or he said, "listen bitch, I told you, the kegs are empty, now quit asking me what's on draft!!!!!"

I think draft beers and bottled beers are processed the same, but they go into different vessels for transport. So, I don't know. Does that make any sense?
Who cares about this crap? Why am I still talking?


*Edit: Ok I thought your avatar was Donna Reed or something, and then I clicked. It wiggs me out!


Didn't think so.

-Sarah
I know exactly what you're talking about, and it drives me to a distraction that borders on insanity. But really, guys can't help it & with women I think it relates directly to which hand they use more.
I know exactly what you're talking about, and it drives me to a distraction that borders on insanity. But really, guys can't help it & with women I think it relates directly to which hand they use more.
So that's why one of your arm looks like Popeye's and the other looks like Olive Oil's.


(Unfortunately you wont be able to see the pic that goes with it).
In today's complex world, it's increasingly difficult to find one thing that everyone loves. We hold contrary views on what life itself is or is not, and the beliefs that promise most ardently to bring peace are typically those most likely to sow the seeds of conflict.
But there's one thing that everyone loves, and if you guessed "Beating Off" then you get a gold star!! Beating off is absolutely awesome, it allows us to enjoy the act of sweet sweet love with people who may be alive or dead, otherwise engaged, or so incredibly far out of our league that our powerful orgasms are the only way we can verify that they even exist (which means that the concentrated efforts of legions of diehard fanboys/girls have quite possibly made real the fictitious identities of Scully and Mulder)!! I know some of you are thinking "But Steve, I baked a cake the other day and I felt really close to the person I was making it for even though they weren't even there. What makes beating off so special?" Ahhhh....I thought you'd never ask.
Masturbations' contributions to the arts:
Yeah, baking a cake? That's pretty sweet. Writing a card? How thoughtful! But when it comes to music, you can bake all the cakes you want, and write mountains of cards, and never come close to the visceral godliness that is...
The Who
Pictures of Lilly
With its clever interweaving of nostalgia and romance, Picture of Lilly is one of the most poignantly written coming (no pun intended) of age pieces ever written. A young lad stumbles across his dad's stash of naughty photos and gets busy doing what comes (there's that word again) naturally. In the process he discovers a range of human experience that encompasses transcendental bliss "Pictures of Lilly helped me sleep at night" to the bittersweet pain of unrequited love "She's been dead since 1945". Surprisingly, this classic was banned from radio airplay but it's easily the best song they wrote.
The Buzzcocks
Orgasm Addict
Once again another band of minstrels finds their greatest muse in the common thread that everyone digs. Don't get me wrong, I love the Velvet Underground's 'Heroin' but honestly the idea of skin popping in order to feed my addiction doesn't really appeal to me. But orgasms? If I forcibly came every time I stuck a needle into myself, I'd look like the pinhead guy from Hellraiser! A beautiful melody that dares to kick open the closet door on that kinky little voice inside of all of us (once again their best song!)
The Vapours
Turning Japanese
Did these guys even write another song? Who cares! They nailed the goodness of beating off with a rad song which is totally awesome to beat off to!

She forgot the last line:
Well folks that does it for today, but lest you think I'm being miserly with this post I made sure to include a photo to inspire your future masturbatory efforts! Enjoy and remember, Beating Off KICKS ASS!!
(it was the picture of him on the unicorn)
Well folks that does it for today, but lest you think I'm being miserly with this post I made sure to include a photo to inspire your future masturbatory efforts! Enjoy and remember, Beating Off KICKS ASS!!
(it was the picture of him on the unicorn)
The Directors Cut: "so incredibly far out of our league that our powerful orgasms are the only way we can verify that they even exist (which means that the concentrated efforts of legions of diehard fanboys/girls have quite possibly made real the fictitious identities of Scully and Mulder)!!" was originally "or the criminally underage!"
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