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[Gemma, The Bitchy One]

I refuse to call Bella a heroine. She does absolutely nothing but fall down flights of stairs and complain about how plain and boring she is (no arguments there!). She is honestly the bitchiest protagonist I have ever come across. For example, in the first book people are trying to make her feel welcome and all she does is judge them. Get off your high horse already!! She seems to think that the world revolves around her and it annoys me to no end.

[Lunabell]

I love the Twilight Series, but I'm starting to see a different angle here. Bella is sorta pathetic. In the first book, she thinks she's being a hero and everything by facing a sadistic vampire, just causing more trouble for everybody! Sheesh! She could just stay put! And in the second book how she turns into a sorta zombie for about half a year just because Edward left her??? Kind of insane. And the hullucinations thing was kind of weird. The only time when Bella isn't kind of pathetic is in Breaking Dawn, near the end. And:

****SPOILER ALERT***********

So Bella turns into a vampire, and that's when she finally starts getting useful. She beats Emmett in an arm-wrestling competition!!

****END SPOILER ALERT**********


Ok, I love the series, but there were some facts I wanted to put out there. Okay! Bye!

[☼☼Khloe☼☼~*~Thirteenth Step~*~, The one who just looks good in tights]

Bella is a freak and likes to chase around mythical monsters! How stupid can you be?

[Gemma, The Bitchy One]

Clearly, she lacks the common sense and self-preservation of a normal person. Also, I despise how she and Edward just magically fell in love. They spoke for like 5 minutes before they declared their undying love. Puuhleasssee

[Ellie]

For Those familiar with Death Note:



*snicker*

And a little story to go with it...(I can't resist.)

Light: Yes...yes...finally what we've all been waiting for...

*Light laughing quietly, looking at a watch*

Light: 3...2...1...

*waits for fangirl explosion*

*nothing happens*

*waits a minute*

Light: Dammit, how could it not have worked?! How could that epic fail pathetic creature have escaped Kira's embrace of death!? She of all people needs to die! Hmm...She must have some alias or something...something to hide her true pathetic identity... Bella Swan is not her real name!!!

SO WHO IS BELLA SWAN!?

*Meanwhile, away from Japan, in America, in a small house, someone sits typing.*

Typist: Hehe...hehe....hehehe...who would ever suspect that I'm just living through Bella Swan...therefore, Bella Swan's actual name should have been Stephenie Meyer...yes...Bella Swan is...*pans to the author's mouth* ME!!

Ryuuk (heard this): WTF!?!

[Gemma, The Bitchy One]

not quite getting this.... but is it basically stephanie meyer is living vicariously through bella swan??

hot? cold? somewhere in the middle...

[☼☼Khloe☼☼~*~Thirteenth Step~*~, The one who just looks good in tights]

Ok that was... interesting. I guess if I was more familar with anime I'd get it.

[Ellie]

In the death note, you need to write down the name of the person to kill them...and when he wrote down Bella's name, it didn't work, since Bella is actually just Stephenie's way of living in a fantasy world...sooooo Bella's real name should have been Stephenie because of this..

LMAO, wow, that made a lot more sense in my head! XD

Sorry about that!

[☼☼Khloe☼☼~*~Thirteenth Step~*~, The one who just looks good in tights]

Its just fine! I'm just not familar with the whole anime thing! I think he should right down Deadward next! *snickers*

[Mallory]

Lol, once again, reading this I was laughin' pre-etty hard hons.

[Ash]

i love twilight, haha

[☼☼Khloe☼☼~*~Thirteenth Step~*~, The one who just looks good in tights]

you are in a twilight HATERS group haha!

[Phantompickles]

Ellie:
XD. *dies of laughter* That icon is made of win.
I wonder if the Death Note could be used to kill vampires, say.... our lovely little emo Cullen?

Dancing dimond:
I smell fresh meat. *drools*

[Mallory]

What emo Cullen? I'm super confused.

Lol, oh boy. This oughta be fun.

[Ellie]

Haha emo cullen, wtf?! As in Deadward? Yes, his constant angsting about him being a monster is quite skull-smashingly annoying...

[Phantompickles]

Ah, my apologies. Correct, by "emo Cullen" I mean Edward. But I suppose that's more of a description of parody-version Edward... Can't really say that he's out-of-character, because he doesn't really seem to HAVE a personality. But you know you can imagine Deadward (before meeting Bella) angsting how he's been a virgin for one hundred yea- uh, I mean.. NOT HAVING A SOUL! *forgets he's a super-vampire and tries to cut himself* *fails*

[Gemma, The Bitchy One]

lol epic fail suicide attempt

well being a virgin for OVER 100 years is bound to do that to you!

[Phantompickles]

Pshhh. I'm surprised that Bella's the FIRST girl he's stalked.
Hey, that explains why Edward went straight to the Volturi in New Moon - all those previous failed suicide attempts.

[Gemma, The Bitchy One]

hahaha he knew from experience!!

ew I still can't get over the fact that it is completely illogical that the cullens were able to go to school with teenagers girls and their periods. it makes NO sense whatsoever.

[Mallory]

Well, (don't ask how I know this - it's some knowledge that I suppose I just retained), the Cullens aren't attraced to that blood, because it's 'dead'.

[Gemma, The Bitchy One]

mmmhmm. suuuure. hahah thats got to be the lamest excuse I've ever heard.

[Mallory]

Tell me about it :). But, if Eddie here didn't go to school, where would Meyer's story be? She had to make something up at the interviews when someone asked her!

[Phantompickles]

Well, (don't ask how I know this - it's some knowledge that I suppose I just retained), the Cullens aren't attraced to that blood, because it's 'dead'.

-_-.....What? How so? (Stephenie Meyer came up with an excuse specifically for that question, didn't she. She realized the slipup after she wrote the book and came up with a cop-out.)

[Mallory]

*shrugs* Don't ask me...I'm just the one who knew what she said :)

[Gemma, The Bitchy One]

yeah i bet she did make it up on the spot....prolly what she does with the many loopholes in her novels/

[Mallory]

No kidding...

[Ashley]

yeah. wanna count ALL of the loopholes? we'll never get to the end of the first book in time to finish our lives...

[Mallory]

Lol, tell me about it :)

[Phantompickles]

Instead of coming up with a loophole for why menstrual blood doesn't attract vampires... Maybe she should have focused on an excuse for how Bella and Edward managed to have a sex and - oh yeah, A BABY. I'd like to hear her talk herself out of that one.

[Gemma, The Bitchy One]

hahaha im afraid even she wouldnt be able to BS her way out of that one!!!

[Phantompickles]

I didn't say it had to be convincing or make any sense. Hell, it would be hilarious to watch her try though. XD

[Gemma, The Bitchy One]

hahahahaha im sure it would be immensely entertaining.

[Ashley]

hmmm...we should see if we can like email her or something and find out. that would be fun :)

[Mallory]

We should...but you know that'd probably never happen. Tell you what, when I'm a famous author...((Lol)), we'll get ahold of her publishers and through them her. Eh?

[Gemma, The Bitchy One]

sounds like a plan mallie :)

[Mallory]

Yeah, I've thought it through before xD.

[Ashley]

you totally stole my idea...grrr...

haha but you know she's probably too busy living in the "everyone lOOOOVVVEEESSS me" fantasy world to even notice that anyone doesnt like her books...haha

[Mallory]

Lol, totally :) But, we need to eat at Olive Garden. Because I love it there :) And, it's not too loud, but loud enough that you can carry on a conversation with out too many people listening in :)
I bet she is! I mean, she's soooo pig-headed.

[Mallory]

Lol, tell me about it :) I did the pregnency thing, and my friend shot me down with 'Oh, that will never happen. It can't.' But, apparently, in a twisted world, it can ;)

[Mallory]

Oh yes :) Of course, if you talk about that part with a Twilight Lover, they'll bat you down saying that she had to so she could figure out teh Cullen's secret. What a secret it was *rolls eyes*. OMJ, you know what else? In BD, she suddenly reveals that those were-wolves that were buggin' the vamps weren't actually werewolves. WTF?!

[Mallory]

You haven't read them, right?
Sorry, my statement pro'lly only makes sense if you've read 'em :)

[Mallory]

Sci-fi? Not my thing :) I'm a hater, and I read them because then you'll know what to point out that's totally pathetic. Anyway, I've gotta run. Tootles!!

[Gemma, The Bitchy One]

yeah bella is constantly trying to rape edward in half the books -- its very twisted.

[Mallory]

I wonder how her husband (Pancho, I believe, is his name) feels about all of this.

[Mallory]

*smirks* Poor fellow.

[Gemma, The Bitchy One]

oh dear poor guy!!

[☼☼Khloe☼☼~*~Thirteenth Step~*~, The one who just looks good in tights]

I'd divorce her if I was him. Why waste your life on a perv like Meyers?

[Ellie]

Ah, ew, the poor guy!

But yes, I can imagine her trying to rape a teenage boy (fantasy or not)...I recall reading an interview or something recently where she said that she is 'still fifteen on the inside' or some BS along those lines. Wtf!? Disturbing much?! Okay, lets go rape some teenage boys! Even if its just through a fictional character! YEAH! *high fives*

[Mallory]

Lol, OMJ, she's immature enough to be as old as my nine year old sister. On the 'inside'.

[☼☼Khloe☼☼~*~Thirteenth Step~*~, The one who just looks good in tights]

She sounds like that one teacher that went to jail for doing a thing like that.