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Mar 24, 2011 07:21AM
No! It's not anything like that. Well, like that. ..but I might be spending time with someone,and just in case you know, yeah...
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I'm not getting too excited about it! I'm being very cautious about how I feel about this...situation. So let's pretend it doesn't exist.
Just to be clear - the event has nothing to do with my virginity. That definitely is not happening. Okay, the event doesn't exist anymore again.
These posts contain too little information for the TMI thread...I'm bored at work- WHAT'S THE NON-EVENT??
I was listening to this song, this morning, and it reminded me of this thread...so I'm gonna share it!http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cSDZCK...
Kristina, Britt was going to hang out with a boy, but now maybe not anymore.
Amelia wrote: "Kristina, Britt was going to hang out with a boy, but now maybe not anymore."Sonofabitch!! Sorry Britt...
Hahaha wait hold up.I'm going to hang out with someone, yeah. But I was saying it's a non-event 'cause if I keep talking about it, I feel like it's not going to happen. So now it's a non-event as in let's pretend it doesn't exist.
iBritt wrote: "Hahaha wait hold up.I'm going to hang out with someone, yeah. But I was saying it's a non-event 'cause if I keep talking about it, I feel like it's not going to happen. So now it's a non-event as..."
I think that's a good plan, Britt. Better not to build things up in your head in any case. It puts a lot of pressure on everyone.
Here's what I'm going to say about The Event:I'm not going to kiss and tell. I've edited this thing a million times. But it was fun. Okay that's it.
I'm not like, jumping up and down about it, I mean. It was a one time thing, and it's over, and I really enjoyed it, and now I have to move on. Yesterday taught me that...I want a very specific type of relationship, if I'm ever going to have one. If this is a phase, as much as I like this phase, I'm gonna have to grow out of it because I don't know if I'm ever going to find that kind of relationship. I used to say "I don't want a boy," but what I really meant was "Boys don't like me, so if I say I don't want them, it won't hurt when I'm rejected again." But now I really mean it, I don't want a boy. And that doesn't mean I'm interested in any ol' old man; I want..well, it's kinda embarrassing and I'm afraid someone will think I'm weird, so I'll just leave it at that.
You know the movie Secretary with James Spader and Maggie Gyllenhaal? And at the end of the movie, James Spader is all like, "we can't do this everyday" and Maggie Gyllenhaal is like, "Why not?" I know that's an extreme case, but something like that. But not involving masochism.
ETA: nevermind.
I hope you find what you are looking for Britt.
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Too Old To Hold
The mystery of gerontophilia.
http://www.slate.com/id/2290515/
"Erotic age orientation," or sexual attraction to the elderly.
elderly women are usually invisible to men. That's how Jane Marple was able to function. No one paid her much attention. Everyone assumes we are no longer of any consequence since our days of child rearing and sexuality are assumed behind us.
Thanks for thinking about me, but I don't like the elderly. 50 is my limit. that guy said the "erotic target" should be 60.
While daydreaming in my fem lit theory class, I realized that one day I do want to have kids, and I want a girl, and I want to name her Edith so I can call her Edie. Even if I don't find a man. Especially if I don't find a man.
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They're often not invisible to elderly men, or to politicians. The elderly are the most powerful voting bloc.
A couple of things:1) I think I want to have sex with my dental surgeon.
2) I'm bbming with a guy that I probably would be dating if he didn't live in fucking Ireland.
thanks for asking, Cynthia! I was a little afraid.blood bath messaging
boobs/booty messaging
butler basketball messaging
Is it like Skype? Can you see the person's face?
Blackberry messenger. It's actually kinda better than texting if you have a blackberry, and if the other person has a blackberry. But yeah, it is an application, and you get the person's pin, and you add them, and you talk.You can see their face if they have a picture! But no, it's not quite like skype.
But the guy's nice. He's only 24, but he's active, he reads a lot, writes screenplays, has a job, we can talk like, all day and not get bored with each other. Fellow comedy nerd! His libido matches my libido. He's attracted to me, and we're both fed up with the dating standards in our respective cultures. He's cute! But...he lives in Ireland.
and you know what, for our purposes, I kinda like that he lives in Ireland 'cause he's 5 hours ahead of me, so when I wake up, he's already like, started his day. And he's an insomniac, so when he really can't sleep, he talks to me 'cause it's like, 10PM here.
I'm workin' on it! I'm gonna get the hang of it soon.
I had Wurst mit Sauerkraut Saturday at dinner and I'm still fighting with it. *Burp*
Delete this thread. I want it gone.
stephanie clarisse wrote: "I went to the mütter museum about a year ago and drew a dick in the guest book. it's one of the stupidest things I do, draw dicks everywhere. I am so immature."So immature.
stephanie clarisse wrote: "I went to the mütter museum about a year ago and drew a dick in the guest book. it's one of the stupidest things I do, draw dicks everywhere. I am so immature."
It's not that bad...I've seen worse things drawn in guestbooks.
It's not that bad...I've seen worse things drawn in guestbooks.
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I need to get my hands on The Breach...
I really did not need to read these last few comments.
stephanie clarisse wrote: ""YOU NEVER GO ASS TO MOUTH.""I thought Clerks I was better than the second one.
I believe you should NEVER go to ASS at all!
Ass is exit only...just sayin'.ETA: for me that is...if that's your thing, more power to ya! ;)
There's a weird looking ventriculated wart at the back of my neck that often falls victim to the hairdressers blade...
Note to self: This is why I usually stay away from any thread marked "TMI."
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I didn't read it as a sequence. The text said they twice "engaged in oral-anal contact." I read that as rimming.
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define...
So I guess Clinton likes his salad tossed. *cringe*
Note: None of the last 13 messages have ANYTHING to do with me.
okay, this thread should be renamed the 'WTMI thread" WAY TMI!!!!
stephanie clarisse wrote: "._."I know.
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What??? You might as well be typing Chichifundi. (A dialect of Swahili.)
Good Grief... oh that’s so gross. I didn’t know that about Lewinsky & Clinton. I thought they just did some weird sexual thing with a cigar. Oh, those dirty, dirty birdies.
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In conclusion, TMI.
Like I said in the introduction, Planned Parenthood has affected me directly. Knowing from doctors telling me in the past and friends encouraging me, I knew after I lost my virginity I should go in for an annual. I scheduled at the campus clinic and the test results came back fine and I went on with my life. I broke it off with the guy I was seeing and proceeded to sleep around with a few guys. A couple months later I noticed things growing on my vagina and I was scared. I asked my friend what to do and she advised me to go to the local Planned Parenthood clinic. I felt this was my only option as I couldn’t have something like this show up on my parents’ insurance. After testing the nurse there informed me I had genital warts from a strand of HPV and I need to get a prescription.
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