This is not The Haters Club You're Looking For discussion
the complete list of arbitrary fashion rules by Teresa (and anyone else) to be enforced under penalty of death* by hanging in a public square.
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Gretchen wrote: "Clearly she wasn't someone who had ever seen you communicate via the written word. ..."Clearly.
I love that tattoo picture for so many reasons. the straps adding rolls to the already existing rolls, the lopsided representation of the race cars...especially the one on top. It looks like something a 13 year old boy would draw on his notebook during a history class. Plus it is a shrine to Jeff Gordon!! I'm not a NASCAR guy, but really Jeff Gordon!? He's a tool! I wonder if those are Jorts she's wearing too.
And the multiple straps make it seem like she has multiple pairs of boobs. So she's some NASCAR loving, fashion-impaired, four-boobed mutant or something. This picture is a real gem, people.
I don't know what kind of boobs you have at your disposal, Rusty, but I already feel sorry for you.
I don't know what you're talking about, but that chick's bikini has two straps across the back. Most bikinis have one. Thus I must deduce that this chick has four boobs. Although, now that I think about it, that might not be a bad thing.
After seeing the back side I'm not sure I would want to see the other side. Seems to me like this would be a double bagger... One bag for the each of you. If hers falls off your still protected by the one on your own head. Which warrants the question, Why even go there.
Harry wrote: "I love that tattoo picture for so many reasons. the straps adding rolls to the already existing rolls, the lopsided representation of the race cars...especially the one on top. It looks like some...""a 13 year old boy..." - ha ha ha ha
also that the size of her jeans shows (a size that is clearly too small).
and what about her elbows - EEGADS!!!
I can't see it! It's blocked at work or something.
Waitaminnit! And why are her elbows BELOW the line of her jeans? My elbows hit right about at my bottom rib. I think Rusty is right. She has some weirdly extra long torso with 4 boobs!!!
Also, I found your sandwich, Rusty. It's in the lower right hand corner of that picture. For some reason.
Gretchen wrote: "Waitaminnit! And why are her elbows BELOW the line of her jeans? My elbows hit right about at my bottom rib. I think Rusty is right. She has some weirdly extra long torso with 4 boobs!!!"Thank you! Her elbows were by far the most disturbing thing to me.
Gretchen wrote: "Also, I found your sandwich, Rusty. It's in the lower right hand corner of that picture. For some reason."Thank you, Gretchen. I was beginning to think that no one was going to do anything about my sandwich deficiency.
Ok, how about jeans/pants that been cut to become a short short... and you can see the long pockets comming out thru the front....CAN YOU PLEASE FUCKING KILL EM!?
Oh yeah that's so fucking wrong.Alfonso, why did you change your name??
Teresa wrote: "Pringles cans are NOT Clothessee more Poorly Dressed"
I'm not a man, so I can't speak to this for sure. But that strikes me as extremely uncomfortable.
Teresa wrote: "Just in case you all were wondering Ultra low rise jeans are not okayI don't think I've ever actually seen anyone wear socks with flip flops. Sort of completes the outfit.
Teresa wrote: "Pringles cans are NOT Clothessee more Poorly Dressed"
The vuvuzela would be a funny thing to wear in place of the pringles can.
Clearly! But with such a small area of the body committing the infraction, maybe we can come up with some lesser, but amusing punishment. Like, they have to get a tattoo on their upper lip that says "I'm dumb. Smack me in the back of the head."
I saw a tramp stamp the other day that said, "Tyler." Did I already tell you this?
You didn't tell me. I don't know about anyone else.
It was a teal, cursive "Tyler."
i'm still mad at Theresa not sentencing me to death! i'm wearing extra low jeans thingy on my avatar! an she haven't complain!
Is that your mom with you in that picture, Bones?
Teresa wrote: "You were already sentenced to death for the jorts! You know you can only die once.Are you picking that Mayan's nose??"
hey! dont try to take my death sentences away! i had a double one for wearing camo clothes with jorts! i was going for the third one with the low thingy jeans!!! suck on that rushdie!!!
And yes! I was picking its nose!
Do NOT wear striped pants and a striped shirt. Unless you're in prison and you have no choice. I saw a blatant disregard of this rule by some guido in a bar the other night. He was wearing too-tight navy dress pants with vertical stripes (I would say pinstripes but they were bigger than that) with a white button-down shirt with wide, vertical royal blue and red stripes.
Also nuthuggers. I haven't been in this thread in a while so maybe we mentioned it early but nuthuggers should definitely be grounds for public flogging.
I work in a corporate office building and on casual friday, a woman wore a hot pink scrunchie, a kitten t-shirt (black shirt, white kitten), some old-ish sweatpants, and dirty, white, velcro sneakers. It was so fucking awesome. I hated it.
Teresa wrote: "It is NEVER okay for a man to wear white socks with work/dress shoes."MJ pulled it off...
Teresa wrote: "It is NEVER okay for a man to wear white socks with work/dress shoes."What if I had to whine and bitch and force my husband to go to a wedding that he didn't want to go to and that was his little act of rebellion? I let it slide.
That's pretty much what I meant.Also- SHAMONE!
I do bite my nails. And my cuticles. It makes Teresa nuts.I posted in this thread to make it pop up. Kristina and I are on a revival mission.
When you live in the cold you should dress for the cold. Teresa is alarmingly absent lately but I'm sure she'd say the same. One of her biggest peeves is dressing wrong for the season. But I'm sorry it smells like snow in September. That's wrong.
I wish it always smelled like snow!
I fucking love my 3 pairs of jorts!! They sexy!
Alfonso wrote: "I fucking love my 3 pairs of jorts!! They sexy!"QED.
Teresa wrote: "Jorts!! Eww I hate them with every fiber of my being.I think I already said this but I am too lazy to go look for them so
Fashion rule #346
If you are guy and you wear shoes like this......
Y..."
Do you live in an alternate universe? How can any man on the planet be wearing these without a line of people twenty deep waiting to beat his ass?
April and I would like to know... If you have a sweater dress that has brown, grey, black and blue in it, what color boots do you wear?
@Teresa: Kristina is asking about a sweater dress with ALL of those colors in it.@Kristia: Teresa is going to need to know what kind of blue that is.
(I'm going to guess she says cordovan or camel. I NEEEEEED some cordovan boots.)
