10 instances of overkill I experienced today

[smetchie]

1. belt and suspenders. (what's that about? how could you need both? the wearer had an abe lincoln beard so maybe there some clue there.)

2. email, hold up print-out, and verbally notify me that we got an order. (i didn't smoke that much weed in the 90s. i can remember from one nanosecond to the next.)

3. knocking on my desk while saying "knock knock!" (I know I've bitched about that before but it really really bothers me.)


uhhhh....that's all I got.

[Rusty]

4. That dude who has the rainbow flag sticker on his pink Suzuki Sidekick.

[smetchie]

5. underwear aaaand pants?! c'mon.

[smetchie]

(Alfonso, you fill me with joy.)

[Eh?Eh!]

Was there another post between 3 and 4 earlier? Or does Alfonso just generally "fill" you with "joy"?

[smetchie]

He's been adding books to our bookshelf and it fills me with joy. Don't get territorial, stalker.

[The Crimson Fucker]

not again! do i need to say this in every thread?? relax ladies! there is enough alfonso for all of y'all!


why did god made me this sexy!?