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I Hate Lite/Light Beer
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Jun 16, 2010 07:19AM
Watered-down panther piss. You may as well be drinking water.
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I'm kind of like that now, too. I used to only drink Miller Lite. But over the past year I can't stand it anymore. I think that's partially to blame for my weight gain.
It's not the pants, it's my ass. And yes, I'M PREGNANT!! :):)
(is it weird that I'm telling you this on goodreads?)
I would have, but I can't get on facebook at work.
are you purposely NOT FUCKING USING PUNCTUATION?!?!
I don't drink a lot of beer except when I'm drinking a lot of beer and then I can only drink the Lite versions because the other stuff makes me too full too fast.
Pregnant!? Wish you would have at least hit me up on Myspace before now. I'm always the last to know these things.
Are you serious, Gretchen? Congratulations!
No, Sally. I was just fucking with Teresa. But thanks. I appreciate the enthusiasm. If I were actually pregnant I would have told you in the other group and there would NOT be smiley faces. (at least not right away.) Over here you'd get a rant called "I hate IUDs because they don't work properly!"
In other words, you don't have an excuse for your butt looking big in those pants?
well, just the beer and the approaching 40. But no, I'm not doing anything productive with the fat on my butt. If that's what you mean.
Awwww, hahahah, right. IUD conversation has been flowing and I should know better. Fcuk I guess I just want to commiserate.
Gretchen wrote: "Who uses Myspace anymore?"It's big with child molesters. But they're the only ones left over there, so they just end up molesting each other. Which works for me.
I try to avoid, fat asses, pregnant woman, children, and any "mainstream" beer/ale/lager.Miller Budweiser and the like are soulless beverages that are nothing more then melted yellow snow.
