dont you just hate that you aint no evil master mind?

[The Crimson Fucker]

Let's face it you ain't no nick, nor a rusty hell not even an alfonso! You never stayed up the whole night planning you revenge on your coworkers or thinking on how to fuck with the minds of your annoying family... but now we* will do you a favor... tell us about that person you wish to mess with.... and we will develop a strategy for you and you just choose one and tell us about the results! But act fast we tend to get bored fast so don't waste a minute and help us see who is the evilest!


*: I haven't consult with them... about any of this but I'm pretty sure that any opportunity to spread evil will be welcome by them.

[Rusty]

I haven't consult with them... about any of this but I'm pretty sure that any opportunity to spread evil will be welcome by them.

Yeah, that's pretty much how I operate.

[The Crimson Fucker]

Shit! I was right! Still why people ain't posting! I need to put my evil master mind to work!

[[deleted user]]

I love everybody.

[The Crimson Fucker]

Oh dear god! Tambo did you ate my special brownies stash?

[[deleted user]]

Something like that. I do love everybody, though.

[The Crimson Fucker]

What you mean something like that? Don't eat any more of those brownies! My idea of using grape seed oil for the cooking od the ermmm "special" ingridient was too damn successful! Put the brownie down!

[smetchie]

Ok. I hate this fat bitch I work with. She is always on the phone with personal stuff. I hate listening to her run her life from the office. She is so rude to customer service, the people at her kids' school, her kids, her dog-walker, and on and on. She talks down to everyone and I have to listen to it! Help me evil masterminds! You're my only hope!

[[deleted user]]

Put a little notecard on her desk that says, "You are really unpleasant."

[smetchie]

Sarah that made me laugh. I'm picturing it on a notecard with kittens.

umm, Bunny. Sometimes you scare me. Let's always be friends ok? Whatever I say in the future that might offend you, I don't mean it. If we get into an argument, you're right and I'm wrong. :) That is exactly the type of shit she would totally believe and then spread around the office lickety split*. It would be a wonderful fiasco and I could just giggle maniacally in my head. If only I didn't loathe myself whenever I tell a lie I would totally do that. That would be fucking priceless!!








*I like the term lickety split but I can't say it anymore without thinking of this perverted song our friend wrote called "Mr. Lickety Split." I'm just trying it out here. Maybe I can desensitize myself.

[Rusty]

I was going to say pull her shirt up over her head like they do in hockey and proceed to use her boobs like a couple of speed bags, but Bunny's idea is probably more sound.

[The Crimson Fucker]

Dear god! I realized I while ago that I would never fuck with bunny... I'm more afraid of her than of any of y'all combined... one just don't fuck with a brain like that! Like seriusly if bunny were to slap me out of the blue id proly apologize to her for putting my dirty face on her hand!


Ps. Bunny, if you ever need a side kick... I'm still looking for a true villain to train me =).