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message 151: by Sally, la reina (new)

Sally (mrsnolte) | 17373 comments Mod
do be do be do!


message 152: by smetchie (new)

smetchie | 4034 comments are you weaning at Christmas? Is that your present to yourself?


message 153: by janine (new)

janine | 7709 comments i started drinking at 1:30 pm.


message 154: by Sally, la reina (new)

Sally (mrsnolte) | 17373 comments Mod
If she still wants the teat after four months of bottles I'll be amazed.


message 155: by smetchie (new)

smetchie | 4034 comments prepare yourself.


message 156: by smetchie (new)

smetchie | 4034 comments janine wrote: "i started drinking at 1:30 pm."

You Can't Drink All Day If You Don't Start in the Morning


message 157: by Phil (new)

Phil | 11837 comments Sally wrote: "If she still wants the teat after four months of bottles I'll be amazed."

I still want teats after 47 years!*





*no, not my mother's. sometimes you guys have sick minds.


message 158: by Félix (last edited Jun 14, 2010 08:25AM) (new)

Félix (habitseven) janine wrote: "i started drinking at 1:30 pm."

It is always after 5 pm somewhere on the planet.


message 159: by RandomAnthony (new)

RandomAnthony | 14536 comments I'm extremely drunk, like, beer #9. My wife and kids are off at her mom's. I watched Aziz Ansari's special on comedy central and I think it would have been funny even without alcohol. Then I watched the Brew dismantle the Cards. Now i'm gonna crash. Good night, everyone.


message 160: by smetchie (new)

smetchie | 4034 comments Goodnight RA. DRINK 2 GLASSES OF WATER.


message 161: by Sally, la reina (new)

Sally (mrsnolte) | 17373 comments Mod
Face down on the porch, he is tonight!


message 162: by Sally, la reina (new)

Sally (mrsnolte) | 17373 comments Mod
And everytime you wake up, RA, drink some more.

(It's like we're all 19 and just figuring this out for the first time. )

I'm with you in spirit, friend!


message 163: by RandomAnthony (new)

RandomAnthony | 14536 comments Thanks, ladies...I was fine this morning about about ten glasses of iced tea. Iced tea rules for hangovers. And Sally, not too long from now, you can drink again...


message 164: by smetchie (new)

smetchie | 4034 comments Is this true? What does iced tea do for hangovers??


message 165: by Sally, la reina (new)

Sally (mrsnolte) | 17373 comments Mod
Iced tea is the best! It is refreshing AND caffeinated, I discoverd this once. Love it.


message 166: by Félix (new)

Félix (habitseven) Sun tea especially.


Jackie "the Librarian" | 8991 comments I've had most of a pear cider, and started on an empty stomach... wait, it's all gone now. I may be extra friendly in any communications I'm making at the moment, so please don't read anything into it. I like you, but I don't LIKE you. :)

I'm about to walk down to the local brewpub, called The Fishbowl, because it's run by the Fish Brewing Company, a local microbrewery, and have ANOTHER.

Fortunately, I will be accompanied by my friend Raina, who will keep me out of trouble. I think.

Whee!!!!


message 168: by Félix (new)

Félix (habitseven) Have fun, Jackie.


message 169: by RandomAnthony (new)

RandomAnthony | 14536 comments That's a great bar...

I have not been in the mood to drink lately. Everyone should drink my share.


message 170: by janine (new)

janine | 7709 comments i'll drink some for you while watching the final.


message 171: by Heidi (new)

Heidi (heidihooo) | 10825 comments RandomAnthony wrote: "That's a great bar...

I have not been in the mood to drink lately. Everyone should drink my share."


Y'all can have mine, too. It's just diet coke, tea, and water for me...


message 172: by [deleted user] (new)

I am having a 'Dry July' only 20 days to go. :) Once July is finished I plan to join in this thread in an inebriated state. Unfortunately any time I am inebriated, you are all asleep so I will have to entertain myself. The time-zone difference is a big party killer sometimes.


message 173: by ms.petra (new)

ms.petra (mspetra) Gail, I know this is not the right thread, but my calendar this month (1001 places to see before you die) is Australia's Great Ocean Road. Spectacular!


message 174: by [deleted user] (new)

Oh I love the Great Ocean Road, it truely is spectacular. Victoria is a fabulous place to visit (wouldn't want to live there it's too cold). There are so many things to see & visit in such a compact area (in Australian terms that is). :)


message 175: by RandomAnthony (new)

RandomAnthony | 14536 comments Gail, why are you doing "dry July"? Is that like Australian lent?


message 176: by [deleted user] (new)

Maybe, I really had no idea. It is the greatest sacrifice that an Australian could make. :D
It was my husband’s idea to do it. As he is a very heavy drinker, I joined him to ensure that he sticks to it.

http://www.dryjuly.com/


message 177: by RandomAnthony (new)

RandomAnthony | 14536 comments I was too drunk to trust myself posting last night, but I got really drunk on Mike's Hard Lemonade, the cranberry kind. I kind of wonder if those are really Bartles and James wine coolers in disguise, but I drank a slew, sat in the dark, and field-tested my new shebang.


message 178: by Sally, la reina (new)

Sally (mrsnolte) | 17373 comments Mod
RA seems to get drunk like a 15 year old girl.


message 179: by Félix (new)

Félix (habitseven) Oh my.


message 180: by [deleted user] (new)

Good god I have had my first drink since my husband decided to have a dry July. Okay so it's now 13th August, I got a bit carried away, I didn't think I needed a drink, but I would have to say that I had been feeling pretty depressed lately. Now that I have had a drink I feel great!!! Woot.
The old saying drowning your sorrows.....hahahahahahahahahahahah.
(Except I am partying by myself here as is in the early AM in the US.)


message 181: by RandomAnthony (new)

RandomAnthony | 14536 comments Whoo! Go for it, Gail. I guess I can open a beer at 5:34AM, Gail, just for you:)


message 182: by [deleted user] (new)

Yahoo. Cheers RA, what a guy!!!! :D


message 183: by Sally, la reina (new)

Sally (mrsnolte) | 17373 comments Mod
I love beer in the morning.


message 184: by Sally, la reina (new)

Sally (mrsnolte) | 17373 comments Mod
Two Bud Lights and I'm fucking hilarious and all a fucking lone on the internet!


message 185: by Félix (new)

Félix (habitseven) Yuck yuck.


message 186: by RandomAnthony (new)

RandomAnthony | 14536 comments I'm drunk. I'm going to take a sleeping pill and read Moby Dick.


message 187: by Félix (new)

Félix (habitseven) Mobyus Dickus.


message 188: by [deleted user] (last edited Oct 24, 2010 06:03PM) (new)

Biggus Dickus?


message 189: by Sally, la reina (new)

Sally (mrsnolte) | 17373 comments Mod
I had two margaritas while watching the worst Broncos vs. Raiders game in history. I want to go take a sleeping pill and wake up at Christmas.


message 190: by Félix (last edited Oct 24, 2010 05:30PM) (new)

Félix (habitseven) I've had two (okay, three) glasses of wine, and feel great.


message 191: by ms.petra (new)

ms.petra (mspetra) RandomAnthony wrote: "I'm drunk. I'm going to take a sleeping pill and read Moby Dick."

is that the trick to getting through MOBY?


message 192: by [deleted user] (new)

While you lot are feeling great I'm sitting in my office feeling jealous.


message 193: by RandomAnthony (new)

RandomAnthony | 14536 comments Start drinking, Gail. Don't you have a flask? No one will notice.

Who owns a flask? I want a flask. Flasks are cool.


message 194: by Félix (new)

Félix (habitseven) Flask me no questions ....


message 195: by RandomAnthony (new)

RandomAnthony | 14536 comments ms.petra wrote: "RandomAnthony wrote: "I'm drunk. I'm going to take a sleeping pill and read Moby Dick."

is that the trick to getting through MOBY?"


Shush. I hold you personally responsible for the Broncos fucking up my football pool.

Ok, the Saints were just as bad at fucking up my football pool.


message 196: by [deleted user] (new)

That’s a great idea RA, though if I start giggling, which is inevitable when I start drinking. People might get suspicious.


message 197: by Suefly (new)

Suefly | 620 comments A few mixed drinks...and feeling good!


message 198: by Sally, la reina (new)

Sally (mrsnolte) | 17373 comments Mod
Did the Saints lose too? What an abysmal football day.


message 199: by [deleted user] (new)

A carryover from last night, semi-drunken passing out of Halloween candy.

I'm celebrating the end of my Master's classes until February and washing my hands of what had to be the most dysfunctional group project members Satan God ever created.

Good riddance, losers! Thanks for making my "A" go right down the shitter.


message 200: by [deleted user] (new)

I always hated Group projects at Uni. There was always some loser who didn't pull their weight. Congratulations Clark.


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