This is not The Haters Club You're Looking For discussion
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I Hate Men
At-hum. Umm...Okay, I'll just say it: Men are not all bad. Most men are probably trustworthy, wonderful guys.
However, there are a bunch of losers out there too.
My sage, unasked-for advice: Don't give up on all guys... learn from your mistake of allowing him to do XYZ, find a new guy, and don't repeat the mistake.
Seth, wtf!!!? What’s that bacon commercial remark supposed to mean??? You know actually I saw more women than men buying the bacon chalupa??? And actually I think lately a lot of no-homo no-meterosexual guys use make up these day (eww)… and with that sexual slave thing of the future… well I don’t see nothing wrong with it in fact where do I sign up for that???
that is so true and that is so weird at the same time how guys are at first girls.
Seth, I’ve seen the commercial… and I didn’t like It, the problem is that it is true… you know males are attracted to certain smells… most of us will go crazy after sweet smells like vanilla or cinnamon I think is because it remind us of what our mothers used to cook… (Not in my case) I supposed that the guys on their commercial had one of those mothers that cooked a lot of greasy food… On the join you in a life without sex… ermmm you on ur own on that one!!! It’s been like 2 months for me… and I’ll be honest man it starting to mess with my head the other day I was checking out a friend… and I was like WTF? I need a cold shower and get laid soon… I can’t imagine how you manage after 8 years man… does it hurt??? Do you get wet dreams??? I remember I once went like 8 months without getting any and I started to have wet dreams…. It was sad!!!
And I think that if we going to make a due… we should be called: Captain dontgetany and the Takonator
omfg this is too funny. It is true about the scent, I myself have a weakness for Light Blue DG and Heavenly.
Seth, I think the male form is beautiful. The penis is something to behold - it can bring pleasure and does amazing things that defy gravity. The small dimples above the start of the ass... the curve of the ass itself. The hair leading to the groin and on the chest. *sigh*
a bonnet just out of the dryer???WTF, Seth?!
Seth women can say the same thing with guys with cars and money on movies and music videos… gold digger gold digger gold digger. I’m not offended it by it… in fact I think the scents that a woman chooses tells you a lot of the kind of men she is looking for…The Capra movie is sappy indeed… but what I like about it is the house where everything happens =)
I remember watching a movie… that takes place during WW2 maybe you watch it already… there a tank company on the desert defending an empty well… do you know the name of it??? I like it a lot as a kid
Smells that I like on a woman:
Jasmine
Vanilla
Orange
Sweet tobacco
Honey
Pepper mint
Apple
I should specify... I don't like wooly mammoth hair on the chest/groin, but a light dusting of hair. Mmmm... Seth, the penis holds a special place in my heart. You say it doesn't defy gravity - I say poo on you. Poor sport. :)
Men (and women) probably wax poetic about the vagina and I just don't get it. I'd take a penis over a vagina anyday. No men in the world? Ah, perish the thought.
Seth, the woman you bring that Chalupa to will probably laugh, run, and call the psych ward. You might want to stick to being a biped.
ha ha ha ha...blah blah. My take..when someone sez they hate the opposite sex...it's really that they hate themselves. Sorry to hear of your troubles Neko...but try lookin in the mirror, then fix yourself a nice cocktail and reread your post. You said it yourself. You LET him do this to you...and you aren't very proud of yourself are you? Don't blame a pig for acting like a pig. Try to find out why you expected anything different. And finally, find yerself a smaller paintbrush.
Here ya go Lori....but go easy OK? I need it back by Tuesday. ....yes, it's detachable.
I'd post the lyrics, but I'm pretty sure I already did that somewhere."I asked them to look in the medicine cabinet..."
A serious genuine scientific study did determine that men are attracted to women wearing simple vanilla extract more than any perfume they tested.
But this doesn't mean anything related to dogs, no matter what commercials say. Emotional memory and smell are both located in the hippocampus. Smells evoke emotional memory (though not episodic memory, necessarily, so we can be triggered by smells without always being able to say "this reminds me of that one time in grandma's kitchen when we baked cookies") more strongly than anything else.
Thinking about this, I wonder, what smell triggers the same feelings in women? It may not be about feeling loved and nurtured. Supported and challenged? Protected? Maybe women's experiences with daddies and grandpas are more varied at this point in societal history than men's experiences with mommies and grandmas. The smell of a leather jacket/briefcase/football? Freshly cut grass? I have no idea, and haven't read parallel research to give me any ideas.
By the way, if anyone can list for me some soothing smells that might work well on a cotton ball, and can suggest how I can find that smell without (like bacon) smearing fat all over something that would quickly become rancid, let me know. I have a lot of very sensory clients who need concrete self-soothing skills, and I'm toying with the idea of smells, but other than the vanilla and almond extracts I've got in the spice drawer, I'm really at a loss. (I've got a few Demeter perfumes, but I'm pretty sure the average developmentally-delayed bipolar 12-year-old boy doesn't feel the way I do about tomato leaves or black pepper.)
What smells would soothe you? Or attract you? (I promise, I'll only use the soothing ones.)
Funny, Seth. I change my avatar frequently. I'll change it back now. :)
This thread is fantastic. I think the female body is perfection and the male body is giggle inducing.
Kami, I love that muscle too. I love pretty much every part of the male body. What can I say, it amazes and entices me.
Yes, I do want that muscle, is a sex compass, first seen on d'angelo - how does it feel video, and I hate him for that. positive affirmation. positive affirmation.
Lisa, re: Message 29. Check out these two companies:Nature's Flavors
Mother Murphy's
I have NO CLUE if they'd have what you're looking for, but it might be worth a shot depending on how often you might use oils.
Patchouli calms me and makes me smile with my eyes closed.
I love the smell of freshly brewed black tea. Ahhh!
Mmmmm... I think I'll have a cup now, Jackie!
So are men still dogs, or should I go make me some tea?
Seth, I disagree about men not looking great nude. I've seen plenty a tight ass on a man and it's lovely. I really do think people don't want Hillary to win because a woman might show up every last male president ever and actually make much needed improvements.
Oh my god! I love Hillary AND naked men! Someone post some links of either a naked man or of Hillary. And then make us guess what it is before we click. It could be a fun game. And if we're lucky, we'll get to see lots of naked men. LOTS.
As long as some one doesn't get confused and post a picture of naked Hilary. NO ONE wants that!
If I had the photoshop skills I'd post a picture of Hilary's face on a naked man's body.
Yes! I was going to say something like "just picture it instead" but I thought it would sound weirdly bossy, but hurrah! It worked anyway!
This thead has gone from potential utopia to... um... Actually, I have no idea where we are now...
Help me decide. Which would look better:Moldavia photoshopped over Hillary's head, or over a naked man's???
Ummmm... Yeah. Only a month left! And there's not really much to do in my office anyway once summer gets here. So, goodreads it is. And thoughts of delightful nudity...I should enjoy it while it lasts--I'm sure my next job won't allow for such outrageous webbery.
Okay, I readily admit I skimmed much of this thread. But there are a few things I would like to add:- A guy will most likely treat you the same way he treated the girls he dated before you.
- If your mom/friend/roommate says you should dump the guy you’re dating because he’s a jerk – you should dump him, because he’s a jerk.
- If you wouldn’t want a little sister dating the guy you’re dating – dump him, because he’s a jerk.
- Last, and most importantly – Rusty was never a chick. He was always 100% dude, regardless of what some biology teacher may have told you in college.
Prove it.(just kidding! I like to say, "prove it")
Prove I’m 100% dude? Well, how about this - I don’t recognize tertiary colors because they sound too effeminate. Even the word tertiary sounds kind of girly.
My college biology teacher told me that tertiary colors make me look older and more mature, and could he take my glasses of for a sec so he could get a better look at the way my eyes sparkle whilst I'm wearing that low-cut blue-green sweater.(I wish that's what happened anyway...)
Damn, Amanda, I was hoping it did happen! More details! More details!
Alas...
Alas...
Oh, sorry Gus... Maybe I'll try my hand at writing pornographic literature during my future unemployment. Think I can post it in my GR Writing section and not get booted off the site???
Maybe, but only that part, and nothing else.
What the hell is a tertiary color? I just looked up tertiary because I thought I might be missing some definition.
Primary: Red, Yellow, BlueSecondary: Orange, Green, Purple
Tertiary? All the in-betweens.
My favorite color is aqua. I love in-between colors, orange-pink like a sunset, blue-violet like pansies. I'm a tertiary girl.Now, primary colors, ugh. Hate them!
Not too fond of the primaries myself. I do love reds and blues, but the deeper variations, mixed with purple I suppose.
In second grade on the first day we had to introduce ourselves with our name, favorite color, and favorite shape. I'd recently learned the word "chartreuse" and so proclaimed it to be my favorite. I was disappointed when my name tag turned out to be a plain green circle. Guess they don't make construction paper in neon. At least in 1984 they didn't.
You were robbed, Sally! Green is in no ways the same as chartreuse...
I know, right?!?!? Shock and horror! The seven year old Sally took it well, however.
I like the concept, though. we had to introduce ourselves with our name, favorite color, and favorite shape.
Hi, my name is Jackie, my favorite color is aqua, NOT blue, and my favorite shape is a tesseract!
This thread is a little freaky for me because my first memorable encounter with the term tertiary was in reading about syphilis and I am having flashbacks of the photos and illustrations.Tertiary syphilis is colorful, but not in a pleasant way.
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