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Dullards who continue discussing their concern AFTER I've addressed it.
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There’s this woman at work who blinks for, I swear, almost four seconds. Her eyelids are closed for almost four seconds. She tends to drone on and repeat herself, and generally talk when there’s no reason to. So I play a little game and take a couple steps back during blinks. Back. Forward. Back. Forward. No expression. No nothing. Just intently listening. If she notices, she doesn’t comment (she’s so self-involved, she probably doesn’t notice). Anyway, that’s what Ido with my office talky talker. And no, I don’t think walking away is rude. No ruder than what I do.
HAH!! at least you found a way to amuse yourself. That's what I need to do.
Deleted Member wrote: "There’s this woman at work who blinks for, I swear, almost four seconds. Her eyelids are closed for almost four seconds. She tends to drone on and repeat herself, and generally talk when there’s ..."Hahahahaahha! I keep imagining how that must look from her eyes! You really do that!
I keep imagining how that must look from her eyes! You really do that!
Yea, I always think that if she paid attention, it would look like a choppy eighties video to her. But I honestly think that, because I’m not her, she considers me pretty irrelevant. She doesn’t really notice other people, but if she gets an email of yours with a misspelling, or a grammar error, she will definitely pay attention to that. And email you about it So when I have to email her, I throw in lots of typos and even some “omg’s” and “lol’s” because those “do not belong in a place of business”.
You gotta get your kicks any way you can, my friend.
Yea, I always think that if she paid attention, it would look like a choppy eighties video to her. But I honestly think that, because I’m not her, she considers me pretty irrelevant. She doesn’t really notice other people, but if she gets an email of yours with a misspelling, or a grammar error, she will definitely pay attention to that. And email you about it So when I have to email her, I throw in lots of typos and even some “omg’s” and “lol’s” because those “do not belong in a place of business”.
You gotta get your kicks any way you can, my friend.
Ok I gotta think of something to do to irritate this guy.
That's what life's all about, Gretchen. Well, it might be something deep and meaningful, but I think I'm gonna stick with irritating people.
Bunny, you're right as always. But I have all the children I can take already. I have no additional stores of false sympathy laying around. So how do I irritate this red-headed step-child of mine? If I sarcastically offer to pat is widdle tummy until he feels better about being inconvenienced and confused he might take me up on it so that's not going to work.
I forgot how evil Bunny can get, my mistake. She seems so knowledgeable and cuddly, but there's a mean streak in there too.
Ok some additional information: That department is MY department. ACK!
God damn bunny! You an evil master mind! If I were to ever work with you there be cake for you every day (translation: I will not fuck with you)
Nice use of the word "dullard" by the way, Wolfy. I don't see that one so much.
Who do you think arranges all those triple shifts, Fonoso?
Thanks, Rusty. I need to brush up. My hate of late has been lacking creativity. (but I rhyme like a motherfucker!*)*actually I just rhyme a little but that doesn't lend itself to swearing.
I just walked away while he was still making noise. Is that rude? I don't care.