This is not The Haters Club You're Looking For discussion
Inappropriate Questions
What? How do you know that black people don't like historical fiction? I've never heard that. What about Toni Morrison? She does it.
Montambo wrote: "What? How do you know that black people don't like historical fiction? I've never heard that. What about Toni Morrison? She does it."I just gave you all the evidence you need. Now please tell me why they hate it so?
Or are you saying that it's not the whole genre they hate? Maybe they just hate Bernard Cornwell? ::wonders why he's distracted by the JC Penney ad*:: I hadn't considered that.
*He knows why - it's the bras.
"Also, why do so many asians smoke? Roughly 91% of the asians I know smoke*. Why is this?"Cuz they're really cool and sexy.
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Total rockstars, young and old alike:
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Because they have beautiful skin and they know it's only fair to give the rest of us a slight edge by slightly damaging theirs.
holy crap, Marie. That's what I was going to say. Get out of my head, woman!
i love this idea Rusty... unfortunately i can't ask the one i want to ask cuz i can't find of a way to ask why are ALL and i mean ALL gypsies assholes... if you think you can i'll be happy to see it and i'll love to know the answer too =)
Alfonso wrote: "i love this idea Rusty... unfortunately i can't ask the one i want to ask cuz i can't find of a way to ask why are ALL and i mean ALL gypsies assholes... if you think you can i'll be happy to see i..."Hmmmmmm, it's a shame you can't think of a way to ask that question. I'll let you know if I can come up with anything.
"Despite all my rage, u r still just an azn in a cage."None of the Asians that I know smoke. Maybe I'm simply associating with the wrong crew.
Same with me, Matt. Not a one of them!
ha Gretchen - at least we amuse ourselves. I noticed after I changed my profile picture - yours was also a laughing one.
Matt wrote: ""Despite all my rage, u r still just an azn in a cage."None of the Asians that I know smoke. Maybe I'm simply associating with the wrong crew."
They do smoke. You need to start paying attention.
Alfonso, or Helenn, or whomever - please tell me why most latinos give the limp-fish handshake. Because Rusty no likey. I mean, does that originate with King Ferdinand? Are they just trying to gross-out whitey? I need to know.
Heya Rust (I'm going to dispense with the -y part because I just don't like it), looks like the "smoking Asian" question has already been answered in the classic THC style (some say yes, some say no, all bases are covered).Personally, I don't smoke for health, wealth, and taste. If you kiss someone who has just smoked, bleah!
It's true many Asians do smoke and when they do, they are chimneys. But those who choose to quit do it like effin-ninjas - cold turkey and no lapsing.
I didn't say yes or no, because it's a completely idiotic question if it's sincere. So instead I accidentally found pictures of Chinese 4 year olds puffing away.
Hah, no backpedaling, you're logged in as answering "sexy, cool." In this forum, all idiotic questions are reclassified as merely inappropriate.2 votes for intentional skin damage.
Oh, smoking is cool and sexy, no backing down there, just more supportive evidence:[image error]
I wish I didn't think smoking was sexy.
BunWat wrote: "Especially smoking on the phone. Double sexy."Too funny.
You're buying to much into the advertising Flesh, in reality smokers look often like this:
It is an incredibly horrible/pleasurable vice.
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Re: Message 25: HA! It's true. The sexiness factor really is hit or miss.
Ummm I'm pretty sure that last picture would be sexy no matter what she was holding.
To 25... Crack doesn't count.
It's people like her that give crack a bad name.
I've said it before and i'll say it again: you don't wanna smoke cigarettes, they've got filters. Smoke pipes or cigars so you get all the vitamins.
The Marlboro Man was always cool!
and then of course there's always this guy...
If you're going to cheat, why would you do so with someone who looks just like your wife? I don't understand. In the past few weeks Ashton Kutcher, David Arquette and Brett Favre* have been accused of cheating with women who look just like their wives. I don't get this. Throw some variety in there. If your wife is a tall blonde, try a short goth chick or a latina. If she's an emaciated brunette, pursue a voluptuous red-head, or, I don't know, a blonde with gravity-defying implants. Shake things up guys - don't get stuck in a rut.
I'm not endorsing cheating, of course. And I would personally never do it because 1. I like living, and 2. it seems like a lot of work.
*Okay, Brett Favre didn't cheat (this time). He was rejected because he's an old skeeve.
Oddrun wrote: "Why do all americans think they live in the worlds most important country? And why haven`t you got a female president yet? We had a female prime minister in the 80`s, so what`s wrong with you guys?..."Because we do. Because Margaret Thatcher was born in the UK. Lots of things.
Oddrun wrote: "Does that mean you wouldn't like america if thatcher was born in the us unstead?"It means I would have voted for her - she would have been a good option.
Oddrun wrote: "Why do most men get hair in their ears when they get old?"
I wish I knew. It happens before you're old, though.
Oddrun wrote: "You are aware that i'm from norway?"I am. Are you aware that I like toast with homemade jam?
Oddrun wrote: "I don't know what a stealth joke is. I'm a bit infocused, i just had to shoo two polarbears out of my garden."WTF!?
Oddrun, never know when you serious or when you joking! and i love it!!!!!
I just woke up! but last night i actually manage to get my Friends With Benefits challange! i was playing Demolition in The Airport, and i saw 3 shoot marks appear in the MiniMap... and one of my teammates was running in their direction! so i throw a Semtex on his ass and when he run into the room BANG! double kill + avenger! and my new title!
no, i do not... and if you want me to send you a picture of it to prove it i have no problems with that =)
no problem! i'ma go take a shower and take a fresh picture for you! send me you email on a privatemessage!
Do any of you have herpes?Oddrun, what did you think of Alfonso's micropenis?
Would anyone like to talk to Myke Hawke?
smetchie wrote: "Oddrun, what did you think of Alfonso's micropenis?"i still haven't sent the picture! she never send me her email =P guahahha she thinks she crazier than me! and she ain't!
Well at least I know she doesn't have a hard time figuring out when you're serious. It was so cute she said it would be a "treat." I still like your english best, Alfonso. But Oddrun's really is the charmingest.
(except when you say "sleep pretty." That's the motherfucking charmingest english I've ever heard.)
guhahahha thank you Greatchen! and now i have another picture of Boby in my phone! and he looks great in this one!
smetchie wrote: "Do any of you have herpes?Are we talking mouth herpes or genital herpes? I have neither.
1. This first question is directed to Eh (no, I'm not going to type in the "!", because it's annoying and feels awkward) or anyone else really, who might have some insight. Okay Eh, do you smoke? If not, why not?
Also, why do so many asians smoke? Roughly 91% of the asians I know smoke*. Why is this?
2. Why do black people hate the historical fiction genre? I don't understand. I think it's great! Sometimes straight history is too dry, so it's nice to read a little historical fiction; you can learn about events of historical significance (in a peripheral manner), and be thoroughly entertained at the same time. A little background; I found out recently that a book I've been waiting for had been released (The Burning Land). I have library memberships in two different counties. One is predominantly white, the other is predominantly black. I put the book on hold in both counties. In the white county, I was 35th in the queue, but in the black county, I was first, and had the book in my hot hand three days later. So, the only conclusion I can draw is that black people hate historical fiction, and I want to know why.
* I suspect that the other 9% smoke on the sly.