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message 1: by Eh?Eh! (new)

Eh?Eh! | 443 comments Recently, Alfonso explained a little bit about what makes him tick. He participated in a challenge to eat jalapeno peppers and said he did it because:

message 159: by Alfonso
Jan 22, 2010 08:56PM
Look tambo he said the magic words! *you think you are crazier than me?*




I think we should question this assertion, that he's 'the craziest.' Okay.

Challege #1
I read this article in the paper about a brothel outside of Las Vegas that just hired a man, the first legal male prostitute.* He's already being called a "prostidude" and being hated on by his female coworkers for refusing to take male customers.

Now, I think someone should go there and show him how it's done. I think that someone should be Alfonso. Go earn the respect of those ladies of the night by being an indiscriminate man of the night! I'll use the magic words. *Are you crazy enough!?*

*Please note, this is not to make fun of the horror of real-life forced prostitution.


Reads with Scotch The ghetto is for dead threads! if you can't follow the rules maybe you should join the "Asians for math" group... You know something you can understand.


message 3: by Eh?Eh! (new)

Eh?Eh! | 443 comments Really? My THC rulebook hasn't arrived in the mail yet.


Reads with Scotch If you where a proper stalker you would already know this.


message 5: by Eh?Eh! (new)

Eh?Eh! | 443 comments It seems like the other folders are full of threads that are locked to new comments, technically making them all deadthreads.

...umm, could a moderator do this Asian a favor and move it so that we don't lose SSH's cheap jab at his yellow overlords? His minimum wage will be cut but his typed courage deserves to live on. As a lesson to others.


message 6: by [deleted user] (new)

It's okay, Eh! Rusty does it, too. Nick never snapped at him, though.


The Crimson Fucker (tcf123) | -6 comments .... i aint leaving NYC


message 8: by Eh?Eh! (new)

Eh?Eh! | 443 comments Thanks, Montambo!

How's this for math: SSH's face + my fist = happy me.



message 9: by Rusty (new)

Rusty (rustyshackleford) | 2198 comments Rusty did it, past tense. Just like a woman; never forgets a mistake.


The Crimson Fucker (tcf123) | -6 comments Eh how did that interview with Asuka went down?>


message 11: by Eh?Eh! (new)

Eh?Eh! | 443 comments Alfonso wrote: "Eh how did that interview with Asuka went down?>"

Don't you live in the same house? Can't you just yell out, "Hell! How'd the interview go?" and get an answer?


The Crimson Fucker (tcf123) | -6 comments she lives in Florida...


message 13: by Eh?Eh! (new)

Eh?Eh! | 443 comments OH! I guess you'd have to yell really loud then.


The Crimson Fucker (tcf123) | -6 comments i wanted her to go to college here in NY... but Alas she wants a better school that what NY has to offer =(


message 15: by [deleted user] (new)

=(


message 16: by Eh?Eh! (new)

Eh?Eh! | 443 comments I think it was fine. She sent me some questions, I answered, she had some follow-up questions, I answered, and she said it would be typed up this coming week.

You're a good bro. :) You should take a lesson from her and try moving from NYC for a little while. I hear Las Vegas might have work.


The Crimson Fucker (tcf123) | -6 comments she wants some engineering shit that i dont even get... she says the best are not here...


Reads with Scotch I have never seen an Asian hate on math before... or take it as an insult. Hmmmm interesting.


message 19: by Eh?Eh! (new)

Eh?Eh! | 443 comments I love math! I was flipping you a mathematical bird for the rule bit.


Reads with Scotch Well touchy touchy... are you sure you have the stones to make it through hazing? I mean you did ask for it in one of these threads.


Reads with Scotch I am after all just trying to give you the full experience. Think of me as your very own personal hate consultant.


message 22: by Eh?Eh! (new)

Eh?Eh! | 443 comments Well, I don't know if you can do it now. I'd thought you were a sharp one but maybe you're a butterknife if you thought I didn't like math.

Bring it! My stones are internal and produce eggs, by the way.


Reads with Scotch Eh! wrote: "How's this for math: SSH's face + my fist = happy me.
"



Actually I think that is a bit flawed...

Nick's face+Eh fist= adultery.

I have unshakable morals, Eh. Your seductive advances wont sway me.



Reads with Scotch Time for some scrambled eggs then.


Preparing to re-arrange the guts sir!


message 25: by Eh?Eh! (last edited Jan 23, 2010 10:37PM) (new)

Eh?Eh! | 443 comments Nick's face+Eh fist= adultery.

Wow. TMI! I know some guys enjoy being beaten up but hey, not for me to judge.


message 26: by Eh?Eh! (new)

Eh?Eh! | 443 comments Servius Sextus Heiner wrote: "Time for some scrambled eggs then.


Preparing to re-arrange the guts sir!"


Show me what you got, Butterknife!


Reads with Scotch Oh, I get it.. Like humor. Only different.


message 28: by Eh?Eh! (new)

Eh?Eh! | 443 comments I see you've found your sharpener.


message 29: by Eh?Eh! (new)

Eh?Eh! | 443 comments The silence is ominous. I feel like you're just waiting for me to trip up. Or maybe I'm walking into a trap. Or now that I've foolishly claimed to want hazing you will always haze, picking apart each comment I make from now on until I'm reducing to a quivering, stuttering, uncertain heap of cry and mucus unable to make any more lame puns or laugh again....

...damn! You're good at this! I'll end up doing all the work!

Or maybe you've turned off your computer to sleep, like a normal person.


message 30: by Eh?Eh! (new)

Eh?Eh! | 443 comments BunWat wrote: "Awww. Its a beautiful thing. "

I'm impressed. His flensing continues to work without his presence. It's like a perpetual motion machine.


Reads with Scotch And so the fencing begins...

I hope you don't tier too easily, what would be the fun in that?


message 32: by Helenn (new)

Helenn BunWat, I dont want to go to school in Florida. I want MIT or Georgia Teach and I am taking the cheapest way there... just thought you should know.


message 33: by Matthieu (new)

Matthieu Cornell has one of the best undergraduate engineering programs in the country. Columbia's Fu Foundation is also thought to be premier.

And NYU is... NYU. I don't know a whole lot about Fordham.

I can tell you all about MIT, Helenn. Just ask.


message 34: by Matthieu (last edited Jan 24, 2010 07:59AM) (new)

Matthieu Ae! Let's do some PDEs together!


message 35: by Helenn (new)

Helenn Wait. You go to MIT!?


Joshua Nomen-Mutatio (joshuanomenmutatio) Psshaw! Matt's no slouch, he's a Princeton Man.


message 37: by Matthieu (last edited Jan 24, 2010 09:29AM) (new)

Matthieu Nope. I didn't like MIT when visited.

By the way, have you considered Carnegie Mellon?


message 38: by Helenn (new)

Helenn Yeah, applied... but they tell me is dark and gloomy.


message 39: by Matthieu (last edited Jan 24, 2010 09:30AM) (new)

Matthieu Really? I liked it more than MIT. Maybe I just have a soft spot for Pittsburgh.


message 40: by Helenn (new)

Helenn I really dont know personally, since I havent seen either of them. For me I just want to get into Georgia Tech.


message 41: by Matthieu (last edited Jan 24, 2010 09:48AM) (new)

Matthieu GT has a wonderful computer science program. Do you know what you're interested in studying?

Every one of these schools has its strengths (engineering):

CMU: Computer science/electrical engineering

Cornell: Chemical engineering/mechanical engineering/aerospace engineering—FYI, Thomas Pynchon studied mech. engineering @ Cornell.

GT: Computer science/nuclear engineering.

University of California (Berkeley): Electrical engineering/aeronautical engineering.

UPenn: Nanoengineering/bioengineering (in conjunction with the medical school)/solid state physics.

Find what's right for you.


message 42: by Tom (new)

Tom Foolery (tomfoolery) Atlanta? You want to go to school in Atlanta? A city that is like a festering cesspit of rotting human waste, but without the charm? Have you actually visited Atlanta? Considered trying to live there? The only thing worse than trying to get around the city of Atlanta in a car, is trying to get around Atlanta without one.


message 43: by Matthieu (new)

Matthieu I lived in Atlanta for two years. It wasn't so bad.


message 44: by [deleted user] (new)

I love the song "Oh, Atlanta" by Alison Krauss. I am going to listen to it now while I clean my kitchen.


message 45: by Helenn (new)

Helenn Oh wow! I should have considered Cornell. It was in my list during Junior year but it got drop when it actually came to applying. I really dont remember why. I will check it out since I plan to major on Aerospace Engineering and/or Manufacturing/Material Engineering.
I was also gonna apply for UPenn but I have this thing for semi normal weather...

Montambo: Now I will have to listen to the song.


message 46: by Helenn (new)

Helenn Oh and yes I visit Atlanta. Dont like the city but loved the campus.
Matt do you use Solidworks?


message 47: by [deleted user] (new)

You probably won't like the song, Helenn. It's bluegrass.



The Crimson Fucker (tcf123) | -6 comments Ok... I just called asuka.. something wrong with her pc, anyway apparently I have a bunch of engeenering friends! My afro brother, my stalker and my best friend into that shit... wtf? Is it my afro that attract them to me? I remember yefry loved the fro! I wonder now if ingeeniring people are atracted to fros...


message 49: by Helenn (new)

Helenn You sure? Then I shall not youtube it then.


message 50: by Matthieu (last edited Jan 24, 2010 11:27AM) (new)

Matthieu I've used SolidWorks a few times—most of my CAD experience is in other formats, though.

I'm not an engineer. That said, I certainly enjoy aspects of engineering.


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