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I hate how I don’t have anybody to talk about twilight!!!
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The Crimson Fucker
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Jan 19, 2010 04:40PM
Fuck man! I need to talk about this!!! Dude! I’m dying to see if Jacob will end up fighting fucking Edward!!! Omg! That scene where Edward is being all “hardcore” and telling Jacob he was going to kick his ass if anything ever happens to Bella again (she hurt her hand trying to punch Jacob when he was kissing her) and that I don’t matter if she trips and fall or a meteorite comes down and hits her in the head she must be returned safe! And I was like shit!! Why can we have it all! A meteorite hits Bella in the head and kill her and then Jacob gets to kick the shit out of Edward! That’d be fucking awesome!!!!!
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My gaydar went off the meter 8 minutes ago. After reading this, now I know why.:)
dude! but i wish em ill! its not gay if you wish em ill! seriously i need to talk about this!!!
Okay, explanation accepted. Actually, many gay men are extremely masculine. It's not bad to set off a gaydar. :)Talk it out. We're all here to listen. And judge.
But there's hundreds of groups here to talk about Twilight, Fonze. Now just because they have hearts and cute animals and anime characters and spell like they're texting doesn't mean anything, I'm sure they are capable of a very intelligent and mature conversation. Don't be such a snob!
But tell us where you go so we can monitor the situation. And judge.
if sarcasm could be used as a weapon... that last comment of lori will have the nuclear super powers shitting bricks!
You are doing a great job in this thread, Eh! You should be a moderator. I'm such a poser hater moderator.
I do hate talking about Twilight, though. Get lost, Fooze!
I do hate talking about Twilight, though. Get lost, Fooze!
Gay men wishing each other ill sorta just sounds like code for gay BSDM sex.
dude i just wanna see em fight!!! sparkling vampire vs werewolf~!!! my money is on the dog!!! also the whole vampire situation in Seattle grown out of control! dude that calls for Alucard!!!!
Montambo wrote: "You are doing a great job in this thread, Eh! You should be a moderator. I'm such a poser hater moderator."Oh, no, the responsibility would crush me. I'm the grasshopper in the summer! Play play play! You have a better balance of grasshopper/ant.
Alfonso, I'm here for you. What do you want to talk about? I've read them all. Someone else has too. Jini, maybe? Oh man if I've got that wrong someone is going to kill me! That's pretty dangerous stuff! Can you imagine accusing some book snob of reading Twilight? I think Kasia read them too. Man I must need a spanking!(I knew you were still Team Jacob you big liar)
Awesome! I'm so glad this worked out! I sure didn't have the grace/chops to be the Twilight partner.
dude! i'm 100% team Alucard!!! but can you tell me your opinion on the whole Bella breaking her hand punching jacob thing!!! omg it was so awesome! i wish i could just die right now... if alfonso from the past were to see me now he will shoot me!
Honestly, I pretty much forgot everything that happened right after I was finished reading them. I remember that I hate Bella and think she is a stupid, pointless twit. I also hate Edward. I like Jacob but not until the 4th book when he does something to redeem himself for being in love with Bella. So can you please be more specific about your question so maybe my memory will be jarred? Are you on book 3? Is it the one with the whole newborn vampires?
Alfonso wrote: "i wish i could just die right now... if alfon..."That'll teach you not to be judgmental!
dude i can't believe you forgot such an awesome scene! when Jacob kiss Bella and even tho she fought a little she kiss him back! and then he takes her cuz she like broke her hand trying to punch him away... and when she gets home her father is like what happen? and she like i broke my hand punching Jacob and he ask why she punch him he says cuz he kissed her and he gets a pat in the head! and then edward was all piss off and shit... OMG SOMEBODY KILL KILL ME NOW!
See? You don't have to go to another group to discuss this Fonze...you can discuss it right here. And no one will mock you or tease you about it in any way.Except me.
And Nick.
And Rusty.
And Eh!
And maybe a dozen or so other people.
But other than that, absolutely no mocking-- so go ahead and unleash your inner tween.
this suck!!!!! dude i need to talk about this!!!! that's it! i'm calling my little sister! she read em!
Maybe you could down to the mall and find someone to talk about this with...or the nearest middle school...
you just dont understand! is so fucking crappy and horrible written that is good man!!!
Oooh!! Or maybe go to a Hannah Montana concert, with your twilight t-shirt on!
i did!! and she way more understanding that y'all!!!! and they do fight!!! so fuck you all!
That picture is so disturbing. Is that the sort of thing you look at on the internet? Someone get that Alfonso a v-chip.
if you were to see my google history...
Alfonso wrote: "you just dont understand! is so fucking crappy and horrible written that is good man!!!"
I understand. It gives you an awful twisted angry feeling inside but you stay up until 3am reading it anyway because for some godforsaken reason you MUST know what happens!! Wait until the 4th book, Fooz. Jacob does something way better than kick Edward's ass.
Eh! wrote: "That picture is so disturbing. Is that the sort of thing you look at on the internet?Wow Alfonso, you've managed to gross out your stalker.*
*That usually doesn't end well.
I have to get to bed, but I just wanted to say, yeah Fonoso, you're queer as......like,.....a stack of three dollar bills, or one of those bank bags in cartoons with the dollar signs on it, full of three dollar bills.**Not that there's anything wrong with that.
finally some help!!!!also rusty ever since her strange fascination with me and circumcisions... i've been keeping an eye on her... today this small asian girl sat too close to me... and i was ready to strike at the first sign of danger!!! she will not caught me off guard!
Just remember what Nick (and Special Forces folk all over the world) always says: "Be prepared to kill everyone you meet". I think that's also The Cub Scout motto.
Hey now, I was trying* to help you reach your goal** by removing obstacles*** to your success**** like a good stalker.******through suggestions and images
**conversion to the Jewish faith
***body parts
****conversion again
*****I suck at this stalking thing
But with this Twilight thing, I think you're succeeding* all by yourself. Good job, stalkee!*at removing said body part
That looks to me like small predator philosophy… I’m sort of like T-rex… I’m usually not threaten by the little ones around me… this whole new thing about being aware of small asian girls is kind of annoying tho! Still better annoyed that penisless!
I'd rather be hacked to pieces (or read Twilight) than kill somebody. I guess I could never be a Cub Scout.
Montambo wrote: "I'd rather be hacked to pieces (or read Twilight) than kill somebody. I guess I could never be a Cub Scout."They don't even have cookies.
Alfonso, the circumsized are not "penisless."
you obviously haven't read The Jewish Messiah! i rather die than let that happen to me! did you saw that James Bond movie where they hit his balls with a rope?? well imagine that 200000 worse!!! NOBODY I MEAN NOBODY WILL TOUCH MY DICK WITH A BLADE!!! i rather kill every single person in this planet that risk infection on my dick!
Hmm, you haven't read it very carefully then because he still keeps his frank but loses one of the beans.
Montambo wrote: "Alfonso, the circumsized are not "penisless.""When it is as small as his it means the same thing.
that's him!!!if it was me i'll be trying to get my revenge on everybody after that horrible horrible i mean fuck I was crying/nauseated/shaking/ while reading that horrible horrible I MEAN FUCKING HORRIBLE scene! dear god! no wonder my people outlawed that barbaric tradition!
nick! i was thinking of you right now! they have this show on history called Apocalypses man! they training people incase of an Apocalypse scenario!!! dear god if that guy was to enter my base he'll be shot in minutes!
For starters, fooz, I don't want you thinking about me. Ever.Secondly, you're gay.
Not that there is anything wrong with that.
Thirdly, that apocalypse show is K-Mart survival shit. If you find yourself trying to imitate that garbage then you are already dead, stop wasting the last moments of your life trying to do things that you wont be able to pull off. When in doubt kill. If you can't kill, lay down and play dead. At least when you do die you wont be tiered or sweaty.
dude! i already have my own plans! and they dont include sneaking into a library to get intel... i got maps already! and i can build a lot of shit out of thin air! my main problem with most scenarios is other people... since i'm pretty sure your idea of safe is a tower with a sniper... just out of curiosity here... how are you planning on dealing with "visitors" in that kind of scenario?
Death from afar, if they don't survive long enough to engage in dialog then I don't need to consider if they are hostile or not.
Alfonso wrote: " and i can build a lot of shit out of thin air!..."Where do you get the mass? I am uber interested in this one, Fooz. I have been trying to figure out how to get shit for nothing forever. So far I have only come up with one unacceptable option... Become a democrat, and that will never happen.
exposed position... your accuracy better be good (never shot a real weapon but in simulated ones mines is over 95%) and you live in the open... dude i'll take over your little tower so fast!
Servius Sextus Heiner wrote: "Alfonso wrote: " and i can build a lot of shit out of thin air!..."Where do you get the mass? I am uber interested in this one, Fooz. I have been trying to figure out how to get shit for nothing..."
hahahahahah! is called voodoo dude! i'm actually well read on the damn thing (you never know!)
