This is not The Haters Club You're Looking For discussion
I hate messages that make me think!!!
date
newest »
newest »
message 1:
by
The Crimson Fucker
(new)
Jan 18, 2010 01:59PM
So I as talking with my stalker last night right… and she told me how she hates when chicks act like they dumb to look cute… and right there it hit me… do chicks act like they dumb to get us to do shit for them???? I immediately mailed my best friend to see if this was true… and she like yea… but boys like it… she said something (I’ma paraphrase here) “dudes don’t like independent chicks” now I’m analyzing my whole life! Did every time I told a chick to move over and let me handle it she was acting dumb or she was actually dumb??? BUNNY I’M CONFUSED HERE!!!!! Do chicks really do that?
reply
|
flag
Okay, okay, I should add, the one girl I knew who acted the stupidest (but was actually really quite intelligent when she chose to show it) was bffs with *all* the guys. They fell over themselves to help her.
Dude is not funny!! I’m here reanalyzing what I thought was a “manipulation” free life… dear god! That’s it I’m never doing anything for a chick ever again!!!
Sorry, I was laughing too much to explain clearly. My sample size is 1, so I can't verify anything with such a small population. But that one was so obvious, and all the guys around her so gullible, soooo aggravating!Sounds your best friend backs me up. You shouldn't assume girls are dumb when they act like it. Knowing that automatically takes away the manipulation because then you choose whether or not you go along with the charade.
Also, HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Acting dumb is dumb*. Therefore, girls who act dumb, are dumb. You're not being tricked.*Downplaying your ability to start up a lawnmower doesn't count.
Oh dear god woman you don't understand! I've done entire moving projects, installed a hell lot of stereos, tvs, painting, satelite sets, computer repairs and much more! That's it! I ain't doing shit for women ever againg! Get another sucker!
Alfonso, stop replying to my posts before I've finished tweaking them! It's maddening!
Bless his heart, isn't he the cutest little thing?!**HAHAHAHAHAHHAA
Sorry, dude, I shouldn't be so amused you've been so used. You had to have had an inkling though!
I like the smart ladies that show their smarts. But I'm a little unusual, I guess.
No you're not! Not every guy is attracted to dumb girls. Just Fonso and some others...
Montambo wrote: "No you're not! Not every guy is attracted to dumb girls. Just Fonso and some others..."HAHAHHAHAA!!!
Oh man, I guess stalker-duty includes keeping those users away? If there's a girl acting dumb around you, send me her address and I'll mail her a strongly worded cease & desist note.
Dude is not about liking them... chicks are small... I don't know! is just why would anybody do that! This is not fair! I once drove for an hoir ( I hate driving) to install a vcr (pre dvd era y'all remember those days?)! Is just that I never analyzed it... now I feel used!
Fonoso, the thing that really surprises me is that you didn’t realize that on your own. You intend to conquer the world, but you don’t know when a 5”4’, 130 lb bag of curves and lipstick is manipulating you? When it comes to that, how do we even know that world domination was your idea? Maybe some chick put you up to it, so you can do the legwork for her. Then after you’ve conquered the world, she’ll walk up and say “Fonzy Wonzy, can you do me a widdwe favow? Can you reach up there on that high shewf and gwab that heavy, heavy boxy woxy? I’m just too widdwe and dainty to do it mysewf. Then as you’re reaching for the box, glorying in your superior height and strength, she’ll taze you and beat you half to death with a blackjack. Thus becoming World Overlord (Overlady?) without lifting a finger.FYI, chicks who play dumbass games like that are usually the insecure, immature ones.
It's not always a charade, sometimes us "small chicks" really do need help...but sounds like you were rolling helpless and not-helpless into one chick pool. I'm going to be nice and say that's very gentlemanly of you. But yes, until you hone your recognition skills you should watch out for the tasers.
They got tasers too? Fuck I always knew women will be the reason of my demise! (?) Y'all mofos got me traumatized already! Eh! If some aliens were to pop up infront of you... and ask you to take em to your leader to whom would you take em too?
When you're 5”4’ and weight 130 lbs you learn to play dirty or you loose. But still, I do see pretending to be dumb is as demeaning and desperate. True Overlord/Overlady never succumbs to that.
For shame, Fooz. I will never take your world domination rants seriously again. Here I thought I might have had an actual nemesis... It's so lonely at the top. I guess I'll have to put Hillary Clinton back on my speed dial.
Dude but I'm a sucker for girls! Show me a cute smile and that's I'm buying! Damn it I wish I was gay!
Hold on my wife needs to sell you something!
Let help you with that again. The next time a girl gives you a cute smile, pause and think of this before answering her:
Is that an innuendo?I think your stalker wants you to get a circumcision foozle.
Innuendo? On this site?More of a mental aid.
Well, taking a bit much off isn't it? You will give the guy a bigger complex then it already is.
Idk what is it with her and cutting boby! But it ain't happening I almost cry with that scene for jewish messaih thing!
It's gotta be drastic, I mean, he's already driven an hour for a VCR.
That is above and beyond drastic... that is down right threatening. Duder, check your kitchen, you might find a boiling rabbit.
circumcision not castration.
Take a bit and a little more to make sure! Chopchop!(okay dudes, too much talk about Alfonso-mini, I'm taking a break)
There is nothing mini about Boby!
