This is not The Haters Club You're Looking For discussion
What do you hate on the first day of 2010?
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-paying bills.
-not having enough books.
-celibacy (my own--no judgment.)
-how much sweets I've eaten this month.
-people who say they're coming to hang out and then don't.
-not having enough books.
-celibacy (my own--no judgment.)
-how much sweets I've eaten this month.
-people who say they're coming to hang out and then don't.
-mountains of stuff to put away-dieing Christmas tree dropping needles everywhere
-bad sleep habits
-certain overly difficult friends
-indecision about hairstyles (my indecision not my hairstyle)
-my job (at this time of year)
I have recently finished several books about serial killers and the profiling of them... even though I am in no way a competent profile I insist on profiling everyone I encounter. I don't think this is healthy... for them, as I am a shoot first, sort it out later, kind of guy. If I some how convince myself that someone is a serial killer then I will preemptively "take them out" before they can victimize someone cool. If this reoccurs often enough wouldn't I then be a serial killer. Seth you strike me as the serial killer type, if I were to shoot or maim you in someway would you feel wronged? or would you feel that you do stuff that warranted my un-provoked hostility?edit* This means 10' could potentially be a bad year for me or others :)
Hey I am just trying to be proactive towards the public good.Why is it when socialist swine do atrocious things for the public good they are compassionate, but when a conservative does it then they are cracked...
I want auto-clean cloths... we should be able to develop that no?
I want a cleaning service that will just pop by and do the dishes for ten bucks whenever I wanted.
It's called being married... duh.
Good point. I must marry someone who does dishes. I will cook up a storm in exchange.
Better yet, marry a professional chief... not only will they cook, but cleaning up after themselves is a feature already built into the system.
My brother-in-law, because he's the perfect husband. He was here for five days, and all I heard was:"No honey, I'll get it; you just relax"
"Ooooooh, smells like a poopy diaper - I'll change it."
"If you wanna pop out and go to the mall, I'll watch the kids."
"Babe, you look soooooo beautiful."
And many things like unto it. And the guy is perfectly sincere. The problem is that I can't help but pale in comparison, because, as the wife said today I'm "angry and ornery". So now I have to wait until the sister from Arizona comes to visit with her family one day, so the old lady can spend time with her husband, and remember what a catch I am. Oy!
Yes, do.
Bunny, good thinking! I really like how you typed "chief" instead of "chef."
Bunny, good thinking! I really like how you typed "chief" instead of "chef."
Damnit! Checked with my sister, and apparently he's "dynamite in the sack." I just cannot win for losing. Apparently he even does this thing called "loreplay". Wait, that's not right - I think the word is "foreplay?", whatever the hell that is.
Yo nick profile me! Pleaaassseeeee!
Servius Sextus Heiner wrote: "It's called being married... duh."I don't think one is enough actually. I could use an extra husband who likes doing yardwork and an extra wife who likes cooking, cleaning, and giving daily blow jobs.
I don't know what that means
Sarah, how was your party last night? Fun?
You want me to analyze your behavior to see if you're a serial killer or some other social deviant...
He does fit the profile of your average goat rapist.
Gretchen, I had good times. I danced, I sang, I drank, I smoked, I laughed, I took pictures, I flirted (overtly, probably--I'll ask my sister.)
The problem Fooz is to do a proper profile I would need extensive time to observe a subject not aware they were being observed. or a crime scene. Shockingly enough it is easier to profile someone by the crime scene they leave behind then direct observation. it is amazing what they can deduce from looking at the scene of a crime
Look man my posts are precticly a crime scene! English butchering on the side.. Also I forgot my biggest hate so far.... that unwanted guess on my house who decided to use my shaving blade.... SO FUCKING GROSS! Mo fo didn't even had the decency to clean it! Ew ew ew ewwwww I was tight!
Fooz, if you are interested in the topic I have suggestions for some light reading… I am not sure of the availability of all these books to the public*. But they are very detailed and very informative.Diagnostic and statistical manual of mental disorders
Crime classification manual
Child molesters: a behavioral analysis for law enforcement officer investigating cases of child sexual exploitation
Journal of interpersonal violence (a database of violent crimes)
Sexual homicide: a motivational model
Sexual homicide: patterns and motives
The simple art of murder (chandler)
Journey into darkness (John Douglas)
Mind hunter (john Douglas)
I am hesitant to post a “profile” of you publicly because it is very personal. Understand that a “profile” isn’t:
Alfonso enjoys movies staring Mike Myers
Eats pizza with bell peppers and ricotta cheese
Likes to mow the lawn on Thursdays
A profile is:
Subject has low self esteem
Subject has inadequacy issues
Subject is of common intelligence
Inhibitory personality
And so on, then from the list of attributes the profiler will list symptoms of their state such as a person with inadequacy issues will seek “weak” victims. This could mean a child, the elderly, the mentally challenged or another person with inadequacy issues of their own et cetera.
ALL serial offenders are in a constant “act” on some level they know they are in the wrong but they “choose” to act on their emotions. This is why rehabilitation doesn’t work for child molester and the like. The mere fact that they hide it tells that they know it is wrong not simply because it is illegal, but they do what all humans do and that is to satisfy their desires. They can’t change the way they “feel” any more then a gay man can “decide” to like women. If congress passed a law today outlawing heterosexual relationships I would ultimately end up in prison because sooner or later the desire to be with a woman would outweigh my social responsibility of a law abiding citizen.
Some can sustain themselves off of fantasies in fact most do, until there is a stressor that causes them to act out their depravities. Once the first act is done the desire is increased exponentially. This is why after their initial offense there is a tendency to accelerate the rate of occurrences. The deviant is less and less able to refuse his desires/fantasies. Establishing which crime scene is the first crime scene plays a big part in profiling because it gives the investigators a control personality, not a personality responsive to media attention or fear of being caught. Once the crimes are known the perpetrator will often alter his MO to avoid capture and to attempt to throw investigators off his trail. But the offender will never change his signature. Virtually all serial offenders keep their signatures intact**, in the cases where investigators thought the signature was abandoned it turned out that they identified the wrong “tell” as the signature and actually identified the MO. The FBI criminal behavioral unit has done fantastic work in defining the difference between MO and signature. I could go on all day but I don’t think it will make much difference… read the books if you are interested. It is a very complicated and dynamic science that I don't even have a solid grasp on.
*I obtained all but two of these through a friend, I know some are available on Amazon but I know others have never been published commercially, so finding them might mean a trip to ebay or some used book store..
**The type of serial offense doesn’t matter. Rapist, child molester, killer, they all have signatures exclusive to the individual offender.
You know what I DON'T hate?? 
I don't know what it is about 8.2% beer but it goes straight to your head. What's wrong with them that they can only make it for New Year's? Why can't they make it all the time. (i might change my tune in the morning...maybe they shouldn't make it all the time.)
the silver gulch make 11% beer called the sneaky monkey. delish!
I like watching movies with brad pitt on em...
Ok... I enjoy eating white rice with ketchup and fried eggs...
And I love to shave... twice a day...
What you got?
Well this would be more about*:your tendency towards inadequacy
fear of pregnant women; which suggest some unhealthy sexual urges, backed up further by your masturbatory tendency towards clothing items and fruit. What does it all mean when added together? You like brad pit and want to have his man babies. You fantasize about having his love nectar oozing down between your fuzzy ass cheeks.
then considering your several run in's with "crazy strangers" in public settings, and insane/annoying relatives that do little else besides inconvenience you, facilitates your central theme of the world is against you, and as such must be dominated. This justifies you in acting out your roles of domination over others... but your inadequacy issues always inhibit you to follow through with, what I am sure are very plausible plans, of world/victim domination. I suspect that if you were to ever commit a violent crime the victim would defiantly have to die, and you would probably dress the corps to reflect your favorite brad pitt scene.
White rice and ketchup... This actually says a lot about your conflicts with identity. you want to be accepted by American culture and feel the transition would be better made if you were good at math, so you have a bit of an Asian flare to your psychosis.
*This is complete rubbish and any actual similarities between foozle and my "profile" are just coincidence.
Holy shit! You are good at this profiling thing!!!! I can totally see myself kipnaping somebody and forcing that person to dress like Brad in Troy… and forcing him to challenge me!!! Wearing that sexy , sexy skirt!!! I remember when I saw that scene for the first time! It was The Fight Club all over again!!!! I wanted to fight that mother fucker so badly!!!!
Bunny! Even to I will totally do brad, I actually mean fight fight when I say that! His spear (god that sounds gay) vs my scythe.
No, that sounded totally hetero.
-doing dishes. DUMB.
-that I'm going back to work in 3 days.
-that I slept until 2, today (I went to bed at like 5, but still, it got dark like 3 hours after I woke up!)
-this one track on Neko Case's "Middle Cyclone" album that is all crickets and frogs chirping and lasts like 17 minutes, so I always have to get up and change it.
-remembering certain parts of 2009.
-when people think badly of me.
-that I can't handpick who, what, when, where and why.