This is not The Haters Club You're Looking For discussion
i hate my dumb mouth!
Dude wtf! That's a master plan right there... I know its bound to success!
Greachen! Wtf! I said cool not pumkins!
how is that pronounced in your head Tom?
Dave, tom, nick, no more calling me gay!I was scared there for a minute - at least I can still call him gay.
Fonoso, did you ever save up enough money for those testosterone injections?
Shit I knew I was missing one! Rusty no more calling me gay! For a week!
That's ok, Rusty, as long as i can still say that he's queer, bent, homosexual, a rump ranger, nancy boy, switch hitter, knob gobbler...
Stop player hating! Wtf! Y'all my friends! Fuck help a brother out!
I know! Bunch of cock blockers around here! I did my part Alfonso. I don't know what's wrong with the rest of these punks.
Alfonso's spelling errors in message 1:
Polish should be capitalized or else it means something else. You also failed to capitalize some names.
coment/comment
Greatchen/Gretchen
ruing/ruin
cuz/'cause/because
ima/I am going to
Polish should be capitalized or else it means something else. You also failed to capitalize some names.
coment/comment
Greatchen/Gretchen
ruing/ruin
cuz/'cause/because
ima/I am going to
Can I have a go at punctuation and verb tenses?
I see I'm going to have to turn up the heat. Ok, let me do some stretches first and I'll see what stalkery things I can post. If only I was weathly so I could do some real wacky stalker junk like sending you severed doll heads and knock on your windows at night.
I left you some posts but I'm tempted to do what the lil' haters did and start leaving "BANZAI!!" on each review. Stalking is hard work! Plus, I can't post on your profile.**And I have to agree, I suck as a stalker! I couldn't leave those creepy notes without a footnote.
Greatchen/Gretchenthat one was on purpose. That's his new nickname for me. Isn't it cute?
I've had my suspicions about that for a while now, Bunny.
Looking for someone who will love him for his crazy self? That always works in movies.
I don't work on mine! I may not be rich but I do want somebody to love the bag of fuck up that I am!Also bunny I had some of that bunny soup... DEAR GOD! Best soup ever! And I mean that! I wanted more! Can one add platanos and yuca to it?
Just what, exactly, do you plan to do to those platanos before you add them to the soup?
ahem.i have to stumble across this accidentally on my update page??? what about a nice email telling me that i am the best cook ever, even though it is bunny's recipe. although i had to modify it again, because i had extra sweet potatoes and red potatoes, so i hucked 'em in.
Ooh, next time I make it, I'm adding platanos!
karen, I took pictures of my soup, as promised, but I didn't bring my camera cord from work.
Computer taken right now! When is free ima email you... I'm so tired!
but... you're on the computer right now...
Ok Fooze, Polish Culture/Customs 101, as requested:1. The word "czesc" is Polish for "hi", but English "hello" will do as well.
2. When you greet people, there's the usuall hand shaking. Familiarity is expressed with embraces and pecks on the cheek. 3 pecks usually - one on each side, and then one more. And guys don't do the pecking between each other.
3. If you want to make her laugh, you can try a tongue twister "W Szczebrzeszynie chrząszcz brzmi w trzcinie" (say: Vuh Shchebsheshinyeh kshanshch bshmee fuh tchuchynyeh) - ist's difficult even for me, or her, so you'll do badly, which is the point.
4. If it's your knowledge of Polish people you want to impress her with, try: Adam Małysz (ski jumping), Andrzej Gołota (boxing), Kubica (formula 1) - that sports. Writers you know some already: Kosiński, Sapkowski, Stanisław Lem, you may or may not know Szymborska, Miłosz. Other than that there's Chopin, Moniuszko (if you're an opera fanatic), Wałęsa (the guy behind Solidarity, and later a lousy president), Maria Sklodowska-Curie (I like her, woman's got 2 Noble prizes, and her notes are radioactive to these days and have to be handled in masks and suits). That I think is more than enough.
5. And don't hate on the pope. Especially not Jan Paul II, he's like a diety over here.
I love that Polish spelled phoenetically isn't really any easier to pronounce.
It's a tongue twister, it's not supposed to be easy.
I think the whole language is a tongue twister.
It's not like English is easy either. And the spelling is insane. Who needs a 'k' in knee. Or double 'll' and extra 'c' in bollocks.
That's why I prefer math. Languages are stupid.
It's not like English is easy either. And the spelling is insane. Who needs a 'k' in knee. Or double 'll' and extra 'c' in bollocks.Whatever, Miss Szczebrzeszynie.
You seem to be doing all right in the language department, Kasia, so your maths must be stunning.
ok so far so good! kasia, Great job!!!! i'll impress even myself if i knew all that shit!
Eh!. Great job witht he stalking man! that one on twilight nearly kill me laughing!
Bunny, i ask again! if i dont get a good prognosis i'm getting my own 8 ball!
tambo! wtf! you are to spell check mr greg's reviews not my posts!!!
and finally mr greg! DUDE WTF! WHERE MY REVIEWS?
Oh man....If she turns you down, she'll miss out on the ab workouts she could get from all the laughing! Seriously, present that to her as one of your advantages: Date Alfonso an you get 6-pak!!
I know I was supposed to edit his reviews, but you told this girl to come find you at THC, so I thought I'd help you out here, too.
Fuck! She may read this! Fuck! Fuck!
If she comes around here I'll stomp her. He's MY* Fonoso! You hear that, Floozy? MINE**!
*wink
**wink! wink!
Ooohh, yes! Nothing makes a girl want a guy than if he looks like he's unavailable...at least in the movies....hmm, that probably won't help the cause.
Gretchen wrote: "If she comes around here I'll stomp her. He's MY* Fonoso! You hear that, Floozy? MINE**!
*wink
**wink! wink!"
Ahem. No, Gretchen, he's MINE! If it comes to Tug-o-Fonoso I'll be giving you a faceful of mud!
You don't understand him the way I do, Eh! You don't even get his Afro.
But I do! More than anyone! I have long crazy hair, too, and we can groom our hair together! Don't be hating our hairy heads.
BunWat wrote: "Ladies, if you didn't bring enough Foozle for everyone I'm going to have to ask you to not to bring Foozle to the meetings anymore. It just causes friction among the members. (Yes I did that o..."
Nice...I'd say Foozle was the one who didn't bring enough Foozle for everyone. What do they teach kids now in kindergarten? I thought the first lesson was "share."
Kasia, I need to learn polish culture! Pronto! The no nos and the yeah yeahs...
Mr. Greg, you writing me some reviews! With big complicated words, and smart shit!
Tambo, you spell checking the reviews!
Eh!, more stalking! A coment on how awesome I am in all my reviews and my profile will be nice!
Dave, tom, nick, no more calling me gay!
Greatchen... use your shelving magic to make me look cooler!
Seth, I swear man if you ruing this for me cuz you just had to tell the truth... ima fuck you up!
Bunny, what are my chances?