This is not The Haters Club You're Looking For discussion
I hate Seth…
message 101:
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The Crimson Fucker
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Dec 18, 2009 07:34PM
Ok man, I'm sorry I got confused... ima pick later when I get to the computer... then I read! I was surprised you pick such a boring book! Thank god I don't have to read it!
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Sure, I'm hopped up on muscle relaxers but since I seem to still be able to type I can't be that far gone.Hey, what's your poison, Gretchen? I'm on percocet after a (very minor) procedure a couple of weeks ago. I can't take it at night though, because it either gives me (a) vivid nightmares, or (b) erotic dreams. It's mostly nightmares about cannibalism and torture though, so I forego.
HAHA. That's funny Rusty. You know you're old when...you won't risk a nightmare about cannibalism in order to get an erotic dream.Flexeril. hurt my neck.
**wipes off tears**Thanks for this Seth, Alfonso! Hilarious.
PS.
I read The Painted Bird a while back, when I was a freshman in HS. I was a major Whoah! moment. Followed by multiple visits to library, where I'd check out one Kosinski book after the other. Back then it was like seeing Trainspotting for the first time or Pulp Fiction for that matter (Pulp Fiction was a major trauma, I wasn't quite yet ready for it in 4th grade)
Oh I didn't understand #161. Sorry. Yes, of course, no sex at Christmas. What on earth was I thinking?
Gretchen wrote: " Yes, of course, sex at Christmas. What on earth was I thinking?"Fuck me Santa? Dirty.
So, I haven't been on for the past couple of days--thank you for noticing--because my computer's been sick. I finally get back on and I find a new thread with 166 new posts. Can someone summarize it for me? Give me the bullet points.
I got this.Mom and Dad are back together and they love each other again! It's a Christmas Miracle!
Just in case! Id be the dad!
Wtf you mean! I'm way manlier than seth!
I'm with Gretchen on this one.
Alfonso is Bones. He once mentioned that some people call him that so I adopted it.
You caught that quick! I edited right away.
You should go write that story for us!
Bs! And FYI bones is my ghetto name... ask tambo what it means....
He killed sNails? He killed INuits? He killed SNuffy?
He kill*d a n*gga! (I'm just quoting him.)
Guahhahaha, if you gonna quote me at least do it right! Besides you need the whole story of how I got that name... One night I got tired of being dominican... so I decided to go black! So... lorenzo and robert gave me a gansta name... Bones... a cold blooded killer! It didn't work tho... it seens that I'm too pussy to be black... so I gave up on that... then. Tried to be white and switched my name to james smith... that didn't work either...
So I'm stuck as a dominican =( but worry not as soon as I put my hands on a jamaka I'm going jew!
Whatever! I'm not jewish yet! Can't wait tho... I keep my eyes open for a place where one can buy em... is going to look great with my fro! Bunny what you think my jewish name should be?
Y'know, if you're going to be Jewish, you need to get rid of that foreskin.
Oh! I was thinking that but I didn't see the space between the* and the N. Hey, Alfonso! I'm trying to translate that story so are you saying you killed your black self and that's how you got your name? I think tall Jewish guys are sexy. FYI.
I ain't cutting shit! And greatchen the name means killer... is something you earn after you killed somebody... so if you hear somebody on the hood called that... you are to be afraid of him...
Who said anything about cutting shit?? And thanks for the warning. I appreciate it. I try to stay out of the hood but if something happens and I wind up there, I'll remember what you said.
Eh! said that I have to cut that fore skin! But fuck that I’ma be a protestant jew or whatever jew that don’t cut their penises! Also I try to stay await of the hood too! But is too hard I live on it! I have to come back here to sleep at some point!
Hah, foreskin schism!Do people named Bones also get those teardrop tattoos or is that a Hollywood prison thing?
i thought that was yakuza?
No...my knowledge of yakuza is also from Hollywood but they do the tattoos all over their back and chop off fingers. I'm pretty sure the teardrop tattoo is an American thing.
nop, the yakuza thing is that you paint a tear if you fuck up or you chop off a finger...
The Wikipedia gods say the teardrop is North American and doesn't necessarily symbolize murder:http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Criminal...
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Teardrop...
I guess I could've looked that up instead of asking. Maybe this knowledge will protect you in the 'hood?
it seems like you right!still my black persona tattoos are only on my knuckles and the read mama on the right hand and guevo on the left!
Really?! So you have MAMA and GUEVO? I thought those could only be 4 letters long, so that when you make a fist it shows the word...or did you double up the letters on the left hand? Or are they ballpoint pen "tattoos"?
you damn right i am!!! thank papa for saying no!!! and the first mother fucking to walk towards my torpedo with a knife is getting shot!
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My copy and paste is broken. : (
My copy and paste is broken. : (
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you were trying to post a picture of an uncut torpedo?
