This is not The Haters Club You're Looking For discussion
I hate Seth…
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Matthieu
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Dec 17, 2009 11:06PM
Oh, you should read The Painted Bird!
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omfg! i will get the one you want!!! you bastard!
YAY! It's been a long time since I've awoken to a sick twisted thread from you boys. I'm so glad you're back together.
Seriously...this really cheered me up.
Are you going to write your sex story on here so everyone can read it or are you going to just send it to Alfonso? (in case you couldn't figure this out for yourself the second option is super duper gay-not that there's anything wrong with that.)
My god...I love this thread. I hope that doesn't get me kicked out of the club.
Eh!, huh? you hope what doesn't get you kicked out of the club.I'm pretty sure you're off the hook, Seth. That book looks bigger than Don Quixote and not very available. http://www.amazon.com/Wandering-Jew-C...
My library doesn't have it. Then again, he's in NYC and you can get anything there...
Or does he only have to read volume 3, the one on your shelf?
(you know anyone can do that right? not just moderators. everyone has the power.)
Gretchen wrote: "Eh!, huh? you hope what doesn't get you kicked out of the club."Love for the thread didn't seem to be in the spirit of the Hater's Club, but I can't hate it.
I think a funny sex story would be great. I love funny. But you said you were going to "write some piece of filth that gets everyone hot"
omfg! i'ma pick the right book! and i'll post a fucking picture of me reading it!!!
hahahahah! Oh man. If you guys ever break up again I'm personally dragging your asses to couples' therapy. No wonder I've been so depressed for the last month! .Dear Santa,
Please make Mom and Dad stay together forever. If you give me that for Christmas, I'll never ask for anything else again. Amen.
Seth wrote: "What do you think of 'Rudy Purney--Male Skank'?"I prefer, "Rudy Purney--Reluctant Gigolo".
I'm sure he would love to have your address.
I'm sure he would love to have your address.He'd probably also appreciate a lock of hair. Some finger nail clippings, maybe. Flakes of dead skin.
small soiled wads of toilet paper?
Fonoso, I was just looking back at this thread, and I gotta tell you dude, that you should always be leary of anthing that comes easy. Like that vendor on the street with the $5 Rolexes. Yeah, dude, those aren't Rolexes. And though $5 is not a lot of money, you are not getting your money's worth - those things are five bucks for a reason.
Dude the paper is saying a bunch of weird shit about that jew book! So I'm reading that vikram book! Is so big and thick! I hope is satisfiying!
Fuck man I'm 30 pages into this piece of crap already pick another one pronto
Hell no mother ducker I'm caffeined as fuck
Pick a mother fucking book!
Shit man I feel like I could run 100 fucking miles right now pick a book!
Don't you hide from me! Pick a book!
This is bullshit man! You breaking your word here! You said yes to the challenge! You can't back off now!
Dude I'm mad at you right now... this isent fair... you said yes to the challange! This is the second time that a challenge with a canadian ends in me getting angry!
Hey, and he DID say for you to read that vikram book. What gives?
Yes! And I was reading it I even drank a monster and a 5 hour energy drink to od on it today! He being a pussy!
I love this "no homo" challenge...I want it to happen! He said to read 2 books: 1) the Vikram one and 2) either The Wandering Jew (long version) or one of the choices listed on msg 84*. I think the challenge can still be a go! And you can get that smutty story.*Up The Line, by Robert Silverberg.
Memories, by Mike McQuay
Replay, by Ken Grimwood
The False Inspector Dew, by Peter Lovesey
The Painted Bird, by Jerzy Kosinski
So do I! But that vikran book suck I don't wanna read it for nothing!
I agree. If you hold up your end of the bargain, he should hold up his.
HAH! Did someone put your books up in the group's Currently Reading? We're all with you, man! (it's not the Eugene Sue version of The Wandering Jew though)
I can't get that one! He should name the books! And I want one more day! He ruined today
Don't get crazy, Alfonso. You said one week. Be a man.
He did - if you don't read The Wandering Jew by Sue, you can read one of the 5 others he listed. He'll have to weigh in about the extra day though, I'm not sure if there can be mercy about confusion over instructions.
Yeah and I was doing it whem he called it off... now I'm here on my mighty corner, not reading, getting served, being pissed off... betrayed by a canadian!
Whoever's changing the Currently Reading shelves - you're awesome.
Gretchen is our resident book shelver.
Thanks! Gretchen, you're awesome. And fast. I had been surfing for a romance title that had "Canada" and "betray" in the title but it seems there's a gap in regional romantic genre.
Thanks! But today it's been a combined effort.
Hey! I don't have an anti-Seth/pro-Alfonso bias and I didn't get it. Sure, I'm hopped up on muscle relaxers but since I seem to still be able to type I can't be that far gone. I really thought the only way you were going to write it was if he read some super long book. AND HE WAS GONNA DO IT!! Imagine what else you could get him to do, Seth! Tell you what, Seth. I'm gonna read The False Inspector Dew and you send Alfonso his sexy m/m romance story. 'kay? everyone happy now?
Ok, that's a good point. He did say he would read ANY two books you wanted. Alfonso, read one of those other books. They're all shorter and you can certainly do them in a week. Do it for your man. You know you want to.
::wanders off to look for tripod::
Look man youmade those coments after I left! Fuck let's start from the beggining! Pick the two books you want mw to read... and ill read em! And you write
I just finished and oppened my fortune cookie and I ain't joking whe I say thisIt reads learn chinese - headache: tou tong
Goddamn sycophantic underlings just won't behave!
Alfonso you had Chinese food for dinner? I'm jealous. I'm hungry. I'm cold too. It's snowing here.
