A few reasons I hate my dumbass boss

[Rusty]

Apparently I precipitated a lovefest in another thread, so this is my apology.

Here are a few reasons I hate my boss:

1. You played a key part in creating this idiotic feud between the departments. You are in a separate building - I'm here with the sons-of-bitches, and have to deal with them every day. Your bullshit has lead to more red tape and paperwork.

2. You email me about trivial crap on your day off. On your day off, moron! All of that could have waited until Monday. When Rusty's off, he is effing off. He won't check his messages or his company email. Why? Because he's f@cking OFFFFF! When you're working, I have to hear from you; when you're not, stay the hell away from me.

3. You're two-faced. You always give me glowing evaluations, but then I come across paperwork wherein you throw me under the bus.

To Be Continued.....

[[deleted user]]

Ugh. If he kisses your ass but throws you under the bus, he must be insecure about how you're better than him.

[Reads with Scotch]

I concur. Fire him, I fire my bosses all the time. So far none have actually left the company but... there is still time.

[Rusty]

I'm tired of this place, anyway. Putting in for a transfer.

[The Crimson Fucker]

Damn! On your day off!!!!!! I hate that!!!!!!!! You want me to use my book of spells on your boss??? I’ll get you a few prayers that you can use to make him vomit his own anus!!!

[Rusty]

No, not on my day off. My boss was off, and she kept hounding me yesterday - more emails than usual. It wouldn't matter if it were my day off, because like I said, I don't let people get in contact with me whenI'm off, and I don't keep track of what's going on, because I'm not a micro-manager.

[[deleted user]]

I worked at a coffee shop for six years and my boss used to call on her day off to make sure the door to the back room was closed and/or the sugars were being kept full and other such nonsense. I mostly felt sorry for her for being such a complete freak.

[Reads with Scotch]

With you as an employee, Montambo, I can see why she felt it necessary to call and check.

[[deleted user]]

I was a fantastic employee, actually. Perfect, practically.

[The Crimson Fucker]

Montambo wrote: "I was a fantastic employee, actually. Perfect, practically."

DUDE! That was Marie...

[Reads with Scotch]

"perfect, practically" sounds a lot like "I was only late once or twice... a week."

[Kasia]

Throw him under the bus when you get a chance Rusty! And throw in a kick to the gonads from me, while you're at it.