I hate that I’m too sick to hate on stuff!!!!

[The Crimson Fucker]

I wanna read a bunch of things on wiki about the so call freegans… but every time I try to read my brain feels like it’s about to explode or something! I don’t like this! At all! I don’t like being sick and I don’t like freegans that’s all I’ma say! If I ever find me a freegan on the street dumpster diving… I’m spitting on that dumpster! I swear! Seriously y’all wtf is wrong with those people?

[Rusty]

Okay, you made me look up "freegan". Wow, just when you think you've seen it all, someone comes up with some new, worthless-ass hippie bullshit.

http://money.howstuffworks.com/freega...

[smetchie]

Ok whatever. Live and let live. But if I ever dig through a dumpster I'm going to definitely wear shoes. I can't believe that wack job does it in his bare feet.

[smetchie]

Sorry you're sick, Fonoso.

[Kasia]

Not a swine flu I hope...

[Rusty]

Come on, Gretchen. I jumped into your Dave hate wholeheartedly, even though I love the guy like a brother. The least you could do is show some enthusiasm for your freegan hate.

And don't show him any sympathy, ladies. You'll just encourage him. He was never too sick to hate before his lady came along.

[Kasia]

That I can understand, but the food part - that's a little much.

[smetchie]

I have a friend who's dad used to get furniture like that. Retail stores put the most amazing things out by the trash apparently.

Sorry, Rusty. ahem. STUPID FUCKING FREEGANS! I hope they get worms!

[Reads with Scotch]

Dirty spreader of diseases all. I'm sure if one were to dedicate ample time and research they would discover patient zero among the freegans. I think we should adopt a shoot on sight policy.

[Reads with Scotch]

Just goes to show, we can't feed'm no mater how much food we throw away; Lets shoot'um.

[Kasia]

That's what I was thinking - shoot them then eat them. Hymmmm kielbasa.

[The Crimson Fucker]

Look, one thing is to find a perfectly hearty monitor in the garbage and picking up… or a book, or a chair that you think is really funky and it’ll look great on your living room… and another thing is to grab some meat at out of a dumpster and eat it… that’s all I’m saying, I’m down with those organizations that recover food to feed others… But that’s different is food that jus don’t look pretty but it is still good… I know food safety, I mean part of my job is to make sure that my grunts don’t kill anybody… it don’t matter what you do to food… there is always going to be bacteria on it.. The problem is not only the living bacteria but the toxins that they can produce even after the mo fos are dead… eating from a dumpster is dumb as fuck!! I’m with Nick shoot on sight policy!

[smetchie]

Or we could just put their heads on spikes as a warning to all the other good-for-nothing idiot hippies who think they can live off the grid!

[smetchie]

(how was that, Rusty? good?)

[Rusty]

I've never been more proud, Gretchen. It's like you're reading my mind. And if you are, stay away from that one corner. Don't play dumb, you know which one I'm talking about.