This is not The Haters Club You're Looking For discussion
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smetchie
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Sep 07, 2009 09:24PM
Paper cups don't hold up to Bourbon. Who knew?
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That’s why you should always drink it straight from the bottle…
I'll bet you are fun to drink bourbon with, Gretchen.
Tambo… it is a known fact that it is fun to drink bourbon with anybody… it is one of those great life enhancers! 
i would not enjoy drinking bourbon with a toddler. so - disproved!
I would not enjoy drinking bourbon with Jeffrey Dahmer. You probably would, Alfonso.
karen wrote: "i would not enjoy drinking bourbon with a toddler. so - disproved!"I would! Just give the kid enough that would put him to sleep right away, so you're free to do all the stuff you can't when he's around.
i suppose i was thinking about sitting around in smoking jackets with snifters etc... not as a sleep-aid. there are a lot of people i would like to knock out with bourbon...
Trust me Karen. My toddler is much more fun when I'm drinking Bourbon. Alfonso is right. EVERYONE is more fun when I'm drinking Bourbon.
I must concur; trust in the Bourbon.
Tambo, I don’t know who this Jeffrey Dahmer is, but just to prove my point I’m willing to get hammered with him… I can already see us drunk out of our fucking minds singing Mago de Oz Ranxera!!! It’ll be awesome!!! Karen, this is THC spit it! Who are these people you wish you wish to know out with bourbon poisoning or as I call it too much joy for a body do handle?
And lastly this is why I love y’all I think this is the only place where one can talk about getting a kid drunk so it would shut up without nobody freaking out! THAT’S FUCKING AWESOME!
Wait a second tambo! I know who that guy is!!! I just google it! According to one of those quiz in facebook he is my serial killer! That’s what’s up! Yay!
Yeah, I was about to call you out on your supposed serial killer kinship on message 11, but then you figured it out. Dahmer = Dumb, though.
Isn't he the "goodlooking" serial killer?
Gretchen wrote: "Isn't he the "goodlooking" serial killer?"That was Ted Bundy.
He's the human-eating one.
And yeah, totally. Hubba hubba.
And yeah, totally. Hubba hubba.
The fuck if I know I hate/love those stupid quiz in face book! They always got me wrong! According to them I’m Marilyn Manson weird, my penis is 12 inches long, my element is water, and my serial killer was a homo! That’ sucks! Thanks Google I quit facebook!
Yep, it's Dahmer. Bundy has the crazy eyes, Jini.
Montambo wrote: "He's the human-eating one.And yeah, totally. Hubba hubba.
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See! Chicks totally dig that pyscho look!
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nuh uh. he looks creepy. thin lips and beady eyes. nope nope nope.
Really? Dexter's kinda hot in my book. Not Top Five hot, but still kinda hot.
Gretchen wrote: "nuh uh. he looks creepy. thin lips and beady eyes. nope nope nope."I agree! There is no charisma on that psycho’s face! I mean just compare him to this one… that’s my I just woke up psycho look!
To each his own, Jini. I'm sure there's someone I think is hot who Bunny thinks has a vegetable shaped head. Then again, Bunny and I have the same taste in men* so maybe not. :)I don't even know if this is really true but for some reason I just love saying it.
I know Bunny! At first I was like woah that's some crazy bed head!
WTF? I’m supposed to look creepy on that picture!!!! Not funny! MY LIFE IS SO SAD!
Yeah, but you could at least lie about it… like look at those crazy eyes that guy is a psycho! Or something…
you look a little creepy. does that help?
Thank you Gretchen! It does help! I hate when I’m being creepy and people think is cute/funny I hate it!!!
It's in the eyes. You should work on making them look creepier. Maybe try for a slightly crossed look. If you can cross just one of them a tiny bit that would be really good.
Dude… now I feel bad of my creepy look! That’s my best psycho smile! This suck! This so not going the way I planned it!
psychos don't smile with their eyes foozle.
you just look happy there... I suspect fruit is near by.
Yeah. That's the most cheerful and innocuous picture of you ever. FAIL!
I'm creeped out by the picture, but I might be influenced by EVERYTHING you've EVER said EVER.
Yeah, I'm not creeped out at all. You're reminding me of one of the Samoan Brothers from the 1980's WWF.
fonso - first i would knock out whoever made me sick, because right now i am drenched in fever-sweat and i skipped work. and i never skip work. ever. unless they are making surgery on my back. can i just have the bourbon option so that whenever i see someone doing something i hate in public i can just pretend i have a bourbon-beam that will incapacitate them or at the very least make them feel what i am feeling right now? because i kind of do that anyway when i see people being assholes: littering unnecessarily or texting going down stairs, slowing up the line behind them, or putting their nasty feet up on the subway seat next to them or their stupid bags taking up three seats...those people should fall down uncomfortably drunk until they learn to comport themselves in public.
Oh, you guys just aren't posting the hottt pics of Dahmer and Bundy.
And this guy could play a doctor or a lawyer on a soap opera:
karen wrote: "fonso - first i would knock out whoever made me sick, because right now i am drenched in fever-sweat and i skipped work. and i never skip work. ever. unless they are making surgery on my back. can..."Paper, a bourbon beam! I said once and I’ma say it again I love how you think! You could be a new super hero like that! Super bourbon girl or something (seth any suggestion for a super hero name here??) that’d be awesome! And on your sickness my people strongly believe that when you get sick like that you are not eating enough mangu! So I think it is your own fault! I did gave you the recipe! And on the littering thing… that is one of the few things in this planet that will make me mad enough to yell at a stranger in the streets… I fucking hate that shit! I almost killed a friend once who was giving me a ride and decided to throw some napkins over the window and his excuse was “ I pay taxes so they can clean the streets” I’m only going to say that we almost had an accident that day cuz I got really piss off =P
i had dominican salami yesterday - its not mangu but at least the white people are trying...today i had dora the explorer chicken soup. is that medicinal?? its so exotic...
Flesh there is no way Ted Bundy would be cast in a soap opera with that big flat forehead, deep-set eyes and pointy pointy incisors. He could only be cast as a serial killer. C-R-E-E-P-Y.
karen wrote: "i had dominican salami yesterday - its not mangu but at least the white people are trying...today i had dora the explorer chicken soup. is that medicinal?? its so exotic..."Ha! I see you still eating that dominican salami! I told you once you try the dominican salami nothing else will satisfy!!!! And secondly I don’t think that dora soup has medicinal powers… bourbon in the other hand!
yeah dora failed me - it didnt even taste particularly good - i keep hoping i will fins a chickensoup-product that will taste like the pac-man stuff in the eighties, but no luck so far...
Did i understand that correctly? Alfonso fed Karen Dominican salami?
