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[edge]

Stop crying edge, jeez

[edge]

Whoever said i was crying lmaooooo

[edge]

I wasnt

[edge]

My eyes are perfectly clear.

[[deleted user]]

Yeah

[edge]

yeah.

[edge]

we good again *evil yet slightly giddy laugh*

[edge]

i love him.

[edge]

ah yes. the thoughts of a typical teenage girl about her first serious boyfriend.

[[deleted user]]

Yup

[edge]

zombieland double tap everybody

[edge]

IT'S GOOD

[edge]

LIKE ZOEY DEUTCH BEING BASIC IS THE BEST EYESORE EVER

[edge]

anyway

[edge]

i just found out that one of my friends is pregnant.

[edge]

ok i know that universally, that is normal. i mean thousands of other teenage girls out there get pregnant everyday. but in my own little world, IT'S OUTRAGEOUS.

[edge]

LIKE WE WERE TAUGHT TO BE BETTER THAN THAT.

[edge]

AND NOW THAT STUPID FAT-LIPPED WANNABE IS NOW PREGNANT

[edge]

LOOk i understand if you have an itch you might wanna scratch i mean every teenage ho understands but PLEASE USE BIRTH CONTROL

[edge]

you know we fought over a chair once and now i wanna slap her face with that same chair

[edge]

save your hoo-has for that man you're gonna spend the rest of your lives with

[butterbean]

i will. also hello edge! long time no see my old friend. :)

[edge]

hi jellybean

[butterbean]

hello, how are you doing edge? it’s been awhile.

[edge]

yeah it has been. im graduating. so barely alive, i guess

[edge]

how about you?? how've you been?

[butterbean]

Awww you’re graduating?? Congrats!! I’m happy for you!

Oh it’s been fine, just started high school and playing on our schools varsity basketball team. Things are going alright. How about you? What’ve you been up to?

[edge]

jellybean wrote: "Awww you’re graduating?? Congrats!! I’m happy for you!

Oh it’s been fine, just started high school and playing on our schools varsity basketball team. Things are going alright. How about you? What..."

stupid thesis, stupid sexual reevaluation (am i gay? am i not gay? what is happening to my hormones??), stupid friendship dramas, stupid family dramas, life

[edge]

thank you for asking though. im going through a tough time rn and i need a hug from him or her or whoever dammit i just need a hug

[edge]

mᎽʞℹ℮ wrote: "edge wrote: "LIKE ZOEY DEUTCH BEING BASIC IS THE BEST EYESORE EVER"

i legit wanted the first 'scare' to be true i couldnt stand her lmao"

lol why she's a little chatty and stuff and people like her i think. but tbh tho im with you. i kinda cant stand her too (but have you seen her in that ed sheeran music video. shes totally unrecognizable. i mean i didnt even know that was zoey deutch before they said she was)

[edge]

edge wrote: "i wanna cut my hair. it's too long already"

i feel you girl

[edge]

edge wrote: "how bout this. he blocked me and i should feel happy but i dont cause i dont even know what the hell i did to him."

best decision he ever made in his entire life

[edge]

ffff

[edge]

borrrrrriiiinnngggg

[edge]

i swear i am so done with men

[edge]

with EVERYONE in general

[edge]

for the 910283774th time, why am i a girl

[edge]

why AM I A HUMAN

[edge]

I COULDVE JUST BEEN A FLEA OR SOMETHING

[edge]

if i do not catch this virus/die out of time, im gonna be celibate

[edge]

or not

[edge]

or just be a freaking hooker

[edge]

im done.

[[deleted user]]

Hello.

[edge]

hellllooo

[edge]

you must be bored enough to visit the meat section

[butterbean]

nah dude I just need some ham for my sandwich, got any?

[edge]

Due to the recent coronavirus outbreak, the meat store is closed until the government lifts the lockdown. we sincerely apologize for the inconvenience

[edge]

Due to the recent coronavirus outbreak, the meat store is closed until the government lifts the lockdown. we sincerely apologize for the inconvenience.

[edge]

no i dont have ham