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Regina •• going through changes wrote: "Mykie, BVB Army Lieutenant wrote: "age and financial situation dont matter to me anyways"

Clearly. Why do people have such problems with things that doesn't involve them?"

Oh wow excuse you.

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Regina •• going through changes wrote: "edge wrote: "I can't BELIEVE this. Because if you decide to hit on an older person, you must choose those really really old rich ppl. Make him believe you love him so when he dies, ypu get to inher..."

And thank you for starting the 69th page which is btw my most favored number, with such an exquisite, mind-opening message. Bravo.


not sarcastic.
honestly

[butterbean]

Wow page 69. Yes okay, I’m very proud of you mate. Let’s all hit that double dab for celebration and ensure that our embarrassment goes up a striking 69%! :)

[edge]

Thank you jellybean.

*dabs*
*dabs again*

Double dab accomplished.

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Have you ever hated someone so bad you give the wrong answers to a test when they ask

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yes

[butterbean]

YES ALL THE TIME MAN

[edge]

jellybeannn youre here

[butterbean]

Yes, I might be alive for once. :)

[edge]

excellent word choice. Anddd i think i said something on your journal

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I love how ppl act like they think theyre cool but look like complete idiots

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Spread love not legs

[butterbean]

Totally me with the whole being cool thing, ey?

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So i was asked " whats the cheapest thing you own?" today (it was some kind of list of possible truth questions something my best friend found on twitter) and i was SO tempted to say "his heart" but eh

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jellybean wrote: "Totally me with the whole being cool thing, ey?"

Ey. (Whats ey)

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to all those ppl who think im not nice um excuse you im CRUEL.


no not really. im actually satan

[edge]

If you say love is the best thing in the world then you obviously never had garlic bread

[butterbean]

Ey is like, well how do I explain my slang?

[edge]

jellybean wrote: "Ey is like, well how do I explain my slang?"
Dont bother. Its completely comprehendable.

[jay, rip]

there is no relationship, jesus christ

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Mykie, BVB Army Lieutenant wrote: "im flattered"

jay wrote: "there is no relationship, jesus christ"

arent they the cutest couple ever

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...

[butterbean]

okay okay. where in the hell did this whole relationship come from? doesnt seem like it's real to me.

[jay, rip]

we are not in a relationship, jesusssss

[jay, rip]

she’s a freaking minor

[jay, rip]

jellybean wrote: "okay okay. where in the hell did this whole relationship come from? doesnt seem like it's real to me."

that’s because it’s not real.

[edge]

Jay shut up

[jay, rip]

no

[edge]

I will fucking kill you i swear to buddha and im not buddhist

[[deleted user]]

Jay has the right to comment on a "rumor" about himself.

[edge]

He has but hes gotta be a little sensitive at least

[[deleted user]]

Says who?

[jay, rip]

guys. drop it. now.

[edge]

Jay... actually. Its not mykayla who likes you.....

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Regina •• going through changes wrote: "Says who?"

Says me

[[deleted user]]

edge wrote: "Regina •• going through changes wrote: "Says who?"

Says me"

Oh, sorry your highness

[jay, rip]

can you two please stop before i have to turn into the mean mod. thanks.

[[deleted user]]

Hey, I apologized. I'm scared of you anyway

[edge]

I also apologize to all those people i have seriously offended. Really, i did not mean to hurt anybody's feelings. I was just trying to unfuck this issue between me and a friend. I did not mean to drag Jay, Regina, and Jellybean into this almost-mess.

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However, can you train a poodle to do house chores for you? Like it would really be a big help if those fleshy clouds could switch off a light when you forget or something

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jesus christ whats wrong with me

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And no way on earth is she investing for canvas like no way. What if i create a stupid painting that aint worth shit or what if im not good enough

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insecurities, insecurities

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And i met this girl around my age and shes so hot (i actually looked down on my own belly) like how could this happen how is she so sexy why is the world so unfair

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Oh no goodbye 69th page :(

[edge]

so last year, some girl left her flash disk with me and that i was always telling her about it. she also keeps telling me that she doesnt remember any flash disk and that she needs to see it. and i keep on forgetting to show her and now it's still with me and that i transferred to another place already and i dont know if ill see her again. the files are still in the disk and idk if i should delete them or what

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i dont think the disk is hers and i strongly suspect (wow sherlock holmes) that she just borrowed it from someone else. and the files inside the disk look so important to be deleted. they look like deeds of sale and certificates of some kind. idk

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what to do

[edge]

ugh screw this im running away

[edge]

i need a plan first tho. Like if i leave home, i need someplace to crash. And i'll need a job, some money, and most importantly, A CAR. i need a rover