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[Faith]

Ya still i always am a wee bit loopy the day after

[Faith]

Huh i see a tiny bit of me Irish in there

[edge]

dracula is a cunt

[edge]

cunt dracula

[butterbean]

xD

[edge]

jellybean! you were not supposed to read that

[butterbean]

Yes, I am dear edge. :)

[edge]

edge wrote: "cunt dracula"

anyway haha this reminds of me clint. clint is that smart dude i always always compete with in terms of grades (but lately i was losing bc i didnt give a shit anymore). we were texting once and i accidentally typed 'clit' instead of 'clint'. i realized that typo after i typed it but i found it funny so i didnt bother correcting it.

[edge]

it annoyed him so much it amused me

[edge]

so everytime he acts like a bitch, i call him clit

[edge]

it annoys him everytime

[jay, rip]

clit eastwood

[edge]

jay wrote: "clit eastwood"

hillary clit-on

[jay, rip]

RIP LMAO

[edge]

XD

[edge]

edge wrote: "it annoys him everytime"

okay another clint story (the same guy). so he's from the MIT club (the computer geek people) and during our sports fest, the MIT ppl get to wear special IDs (idk why) and the font was the kind without serif thingies and really really close spacing. The letters were really close his name read like "CUNT"

another insult to the injury XD

[edge]

so that was the time when he really regretted his name HAHA he mustve really hated me at the time

[edge]

actually, he deserved it for being such a dick each time he beats my ass

[edge]

wait wtf that sounded wrong

[edge]

tbh i actually miss him lol i miss seeing his stupid face

[edge]

his stupid face whenever he gets a 98 and i get a 99

[Hallie]

So the attempt to keep this thread pg 13 failed?

[edge]

im trying my best

[edge]

so i just got my career assessment/scholastic aptitude exam result thingy and guess what guess what guess whaatttttt

[edge]

i scored 99, 99+, 98, and 99+ (percentile ranks) in verbal ability, mathematical ability, scientific ability, logical reasoning respectively

[edge]

that was the scholastic aptitude part

[edge]

in the Career assessment part, i got 99 in STEM (my highest!), 97 in humanities and social whatever, 95 in accountancy and business management, 97 in sports but 72 in livelihood -_-

[edge]

so basically, that means, i am a high-functioning, intellectual piece of a Homo Sapiens but even the most basic skills like cooking and sewing i cannot do

[edge]

like wtf bitch so what

[edge]

so what? SO WHATT?!?!! So that means i cannot live on my own without external help from freaking househelps and mom to do my freaking laundry, meals and normal household shit

[edge]

i am basically a useless person

[edge]

that stupid exam proves it

[edge]

otherwise

[Hallie]

That's why it's stupid. One exam can't determine what you're abilities are.

[jay, rip]

uhhhh ur not useless u make funny jokes

[edge]

Hallie wrote: "That's why it's stupid. One exam can't determine what you're abilities are."

huh that exam was official and genuine.

[edge]

jay wrote: "uhhhh ur not useless u make funny jokes"

like my life.

[edge]

Lillian wrote: "Hallie wrote: "That's why it's stupid. One exam can't determine what you're abilities are."

Yeah, exams are not the sorting hat. (sorry...XD)"

... lol okay

[Hallie]

edge wrote: "Hallie wrote: "That's why it's stupid. One exam can't determine what you're abilities are."

huh that exam was official and genuine."

Like Lillian said, exams are not a sorting hat. I had to take similar exams in the old school plenty of times, but even then the results were messed up for majority of the class. Just because your score is low doesn't mean you necessarily suck at it.

[edge]

okay fuck that exam. in my defense, i CAN cook, sew, fucking do my own fucking laundry (bish i know how to put things in the goddamn washer), and sweep the entire house spotless. only not that properly BUT STILL

[edge]

Hallie wrote: "edge wrote: "Hallie wrote: "That's why it's stupid. One exam can't determine what you're abilities are."

huh that exam was official and genuine."

Like Lillian said, exams are not a sorting hat. I..."

thank you. EAT THAT YOU STUPID EXAM

[edge]

How Not To Cry Over A Petty Exam
1. Don't cry.
2. Listen to Hallie.
3. Laugh at it.
4. save the tears for later lol Forget about it.

[edge]

why do other ppl love black coffees?? i just had one and it tastes so bitter ew

[edge]

or maybe i made it wrong

[edge]

i cant swallow this black bitter liquid

[edge]

it hurts my throat.

[edge]

and it makes me hungry

[edge]

OH HAHA this morning i was in the drugstore to buy some meds and (it was 7 am) some ice cream. so i ate the ice cream inside the store and the guy behind the counter was like, "it's too early for ice cream" i smiled at him and agreed but inside i was like, "it's NEVER too early for ice cream"

[edge]

right...? :(

[edge]

okay since ppl around me both irl and online are already having love affairs, im still wondering why i havent gotten one myself