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[Dramomid ~The Demon of the Dark~ (aka T)]

Same though

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sometimes. mostly, they're deep, dark and hilarious (courtesy to Mykayla)

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Tyler ~Tyler-Another Synonym for Stubborn~ wrote: "Same though"

i'm not alone

[Dramomid ~The Demon of the Dark~ (aka T)]

edge wrote: "Tyler ~Tyler-Another Synonym for Stubborn~ wrote: "Same though"

i'm not alone"

Is anyone ever really alone?

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yes me rn. my ass of a boss left me today with one message in skype: Yes.

i didnt even ask anything

[Dramomid ~The Demon of the Dark~ (aka T)]

edge wrote: "yes me rn. my ass of a boss left me today with one message in skype: Yes.

i didnt even ask anything"

I was trying to be deep but ya know lol 😂

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Tyler ~Tyler-Another Synonym for Stubborn~ wrote: "edge wrote: "yes me rn. my ass of a boss left me today with one message in skype: Yes.

i didnt even ask anything"

I was trying to be deep but ya know lol 😂"

oops. sorry XD

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stolen from Elizabeth (hope that's okay)

Love questions (｡♥‿♥｡)

1. What do you search for in a partner?
just that he's human and capable of loving.

2. What do you hate about relationships?
third parties. lies. making the other feel like shit.

3. What do you like about relationships?
"Always having someone you can rely on, who loves you genuinely in spite of all your flaws. "

yes that.

4. Do you get jealous easily?
hell yes

5. Have you ever had a jealous partner?
lol yes

6. Where is the best place to go for a date?
anywhere with food

7. Where is the worst place to go for a date?
anywhere with no food

8. What is the best thing to do on date?
:)

9. Describe the worst date you've ever been on.
"Never been on a bad date.... "
same

10. Which is more attractive: a naturally attractive person or a person who puts in the effort to be attractive?
naturally

11. What is the best gift you have ever received for Valentine's day?
food.

12. Be honest- are you the type to forget anniversaries?
Umm... no

13. When was the last time you got angry at someone you loved?
a few months ago...

14. When was the last time someone you loved made you sad?
same above

15. When is it okay to be impulsive in a relationship?
:) anytime

16. What is the best way to break up with someone?
break it to them gently.

17. What is the best way to ask someone out?
ask them frankly

18. Have you ever been asked to homecoming or prom? What was it like?
no, me and my former guy were together at the time and we just knew we should go together so we did.

19. Do you like planning dates or do you just go with the flow?
plans always have a way of going unfollowed so both i guess

20. Do you believe you are high maintenance? If not, why not?
no not really. i can provide for my own

21. Which is better: a lover who cares too much or a lover that cares too little?
a lover who cares too much

22. Do you believe playing hard to get is necessary?
Yes. it shows how determined the pursuer is to win you

23. Which of these do you prefer: an assertive partner or a submissive partner?
assertive? idk

24. Does true love exist? Can you love someone fully despite all of his/her flaws?
yes. probably.

25. Are your standards "too high?"
not really.

26. Have you ever fallen in love?
not really.

27. Is there an ideal age for marriage? What is it, if there is?
no. if they think their relationship is mature enough then why not

28. What are your thoughts on arranged marriages?
ew

29. When was the last time you got rejected by someone you liked?
idk never?

30. When was the last time you rejected someone who liked you?
just this year.

31. Have you ever been cheated on?
no

32. Have you ever cheated on someone?
no

33. What are your thoughts on sex before marriage?
:)

34. Do you know the difference between asexuality and demisexuality?
demi what

35. What is the best relationship advice you have ever been given?
"go for it"

36. Are you a heartbreaker or the heartbroken?
heartbreaker.

37. Can you love someone without knowing anything about his/her past?
yes.

38. Is the phrase "I love you" used too loosely? When should it be used?
"It should be used when you really truly mean it."
tru dat

39. When was the last time you said "I love you" to someone?
oh fuck. never. am i heartless yet?

40. Are you the person who says "I love you" first or the type to wait for your significant other to say it?
the type to wait. and cringe inwardly.

41. Have you met your significant other? If not, where do you think you will meet your significant other?
on earth. (?) i honestly have no idea

42. Imagine if the people you knew in real life were the only people you could marry. Could you be satisfied marrying any of these people?
yes.

43. Do you give second chances?
Yes of course.

44. Have you ever been given a second chance?
im not the type who breaks promises and keeps secrets from the other

[edge]

"give your heart and soul to me
and life will always be
la vie en rose"

it's a lovely song but why did the last line not rhyme? dang it edith piaf

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did i just lose again? yeah i think i did. 2-0 that is.

@Tyler: you wait til i win. you are so screwed imma beat your ass smooth

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Lillian wrote: "Edge I need to talk to you! PM"

Got it Boss

[Dramomid ~The Demon of the Dark~ (aka T)]

edge wrote: "did i just lose again? yeah i think i did. 2-0 that is.

@Tyler: you wait til i win. you are so screwed imma beat your ass smooth"

Ummm Ok XD

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>:(

[Dramomid ~The Demon of the Dark~ (aka T)]

????

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:) nothing

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what the fucking fuck Lil. :D

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meanwhile...

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Lillian wrote: "edge wrote: "what the fucking fuck Lil. :D"

WHAT?"

NOTHING :D

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NOTHING REALLY. IM JUST OVERREACTING THat's all.

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About IT.

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Um yES WHAT else

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what else should i be overreacting to

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any more juicy... um... events

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hahaha :))) dude you have no idea how wide im smiling rn

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and just like that she ditches me. im fine.

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it's okay. imma be alright

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how do you even unsend a message

[Dramomid ~The Demon of the Dark~ (aka T)]

you cant unsend

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yeah i figured :(

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my sanity. it's gone.

[Dramomid ~The Demon of the Dark~ (aka T)]

yeah

[Dramomid ~The Demon of the Dark~ (aka T)]

edge wrote: "my sanity. it's gone."

What happened?

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drank coffee without blowing on it. again. (okay that sounded dirty)

[Dramomid ~The Demon of the Dark~ (aka T)]

edge wrote: "drank coffee without blowing on it. again. (okay that sounded dirty)"

Ouch and Lol

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Yeah. Moral lesson: blow before swallow.

[Dramomid ~The Demon of the Dark~ (aka T)]

edge wrote: "Yeah. Moral lesson: blow before swallow."

XD Normally thats how it works.....(view spoiler)[DO NOT READ FOR NON INNOCENT PEOPLE ONLY(view spoiler)[it has to come before you can swallow (hide spoiler)] (hide spoiler)]

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wow. i never knew you were non innocent.

[Dramomid ~The Demon of the Dark~ (aka T)]

XD Weeellllll

[Dramomid ~The Demon of the Dark~ (aka T)]

I mean

[Dramomid ~The Demon of the Dark~ (aka T)]

yeah im not lol

[edge]

Yeah i can see that clearly XD

[jay, rip]

edge wrote: "Yeah. Moral lesson: blow before swallow."

oh

[Dramomid ~The Demon of the Dark~ (aka T)]

edge wrote: "Yeah i can see that clearly XD"
lol

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jay wrote: "edge wrote: "Yeah. Moral lesson: blow before swallow."

oh"

Oh

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Tyler ~Tyler-Another Synonym for Stubborn~ wrote: "edge wrote: "Yeah i can see that clearly XD"
lol"

XD

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I was in my mom's old bedroom and i was rummaging through her stuff (nosy daughter, i know) and then i saw this small mysterious flat disk thingy that says "SD card" on it. What is this ancient artifact

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I found out that my laptop has an SD card slot on it so i plugged the small mysterious flat thing

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I opened the files of the small mysterious flat thing and guess what i found. Baby porn.


I mean hundreds of naked, cringey photos of baby me.

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Ew

[butterbean]

Welcome to the world of ancient SD cards. xD