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[Hallie]

Alright that's it.

[Hallie]

I want to chop off all my fingers.

[edge]

Dude, no, when you chop off the fingers of your hand, how can you chop off the fingers of your other hand?

[Hallie]

I'll build a homemade machine that can chop off my fingers of both hands at one go.

[edge]

Too difficult, hon. Rocket science. (Not that i underestimate you)

[Hallie]

Haha not at all. It would be pretty simple because we have a lot of stuff that will work and all I need to do is put them all together (which anyone can do).

[edge]

Yeah but, engineering, dude

[Hallie]

Just saying that I don't want to be an engineer; not saying that I won't do any engineering jobs if required.

[Hallie]

Hitler died ten days after his birthday. If I try the same, that would be August 19th. Nooo too far away.

[butterbean]

Can you only die when you turn one hundred years old? That’ll be nicer than what you’re saying. :)

[butterbean]

Also you’re nothing like Hitler. Hitler was. . . Well you might know if you study WWII to much.

[Hallie]

There is no way I'm living all the way till hundred!

Nah, I'm like Hitler in a way. If I actually had control over the world, half the population would have been displaced. Of course, unlike Hitler, I don't give a damn about their race, but anyone I don't like at first sight - irrespective of race, gender, age or colour - I will more than readily send to institutions to torture them (if possible, even personally).

[butterbean]

Oh well torture doesn’t sound very friendly. But at the same time if I was ever tortured myself I’d probably die. Would you torture me? You might I really don’t care.

[Hallie]

Well, if you say you're Jellybean from Goodreads, I most likely bring you over to my castle to stay forever.

[Hallie]

My poor hand is probably going to get hurt pretty bad soon.

[butterbean]

Le gasp, you has a CASTLE!?!?

[Hallie]

Yep! The Goodreads family bought it so that we could all live together xP It's technically 'ours' but I do refer to my house as 'my' house even though my dad pays the rent and all.

[butterbean]

*Books a ticket to the UK* If you don’t mind since I feel a war coming between America and North Korea. ;)

[Hallie]

Sure! You are more than welcome to our castle :D I thought I had the feeling because I'm not from America (or Korea), but you guys think so too??? I should conquer the world amidst the chaos....

[Hallie]

I think some flying insect got into my ear 😨😨😨😨😨😨😨

[kavi ~he-him~]

Hallie wrote: "I've been waiting so long
Got no patience for more
I just want you by my side
With your cuddles and hugs.

I've been dying to hear
Those exact words on repeat
Say you love me forever
And will never..."

THIS IS AMAZING HALS

[Hallie]

Hallie wrote: "I think some flying insect got into my ear 😨😨😨😨😨😨😨"

^ We've heard that before, haven't we?

[Hallie]

Alex ~They/them~ (The Phoenix Reincarnated) (Bvbarmy) (Aelonian) (aa family) (Royal council) wrote: "Hallie wrote: "I've been waiting so long
Got no patience for more
I just want you by my side
With your cuddles and hugs.

I've been dying to hear
Those exact words on repeat
Say you love me forever..."

Really? I don't know. I candidly hate it because it's evident that I don't know what I'm talking about.

[Hallie]

How do I tell someone that I think they are lying without hurting their feelings?

[Hallie]

:/

[Hallie]

Geez I'm wasting my life.

[Hallie]

This is annoying.

[Hallie]

Well, I consider them a friend.

[Hallie]

Actually screw it. I wouldn't be able to do it without hurting their feelings.

[Hallie]

Not possible.

[Hallie]

What I have to say is rather serious.

[Hallie]

Uh uh right........

[Hallie]

Never mind. Forget it. We'll just stop being friends then.

[Hallie]

Probably, but seems to me that most likely not. And said person has a huge gang of friends and if I stop being friends with them, I can evade the aftermath drama more easily.

[Hallie]

I know what I'm doing. I'm probably screwing up, but I don't care. I finally realized that it doesn't matter.

[Hallie]

Like I said, doesn't matter.

[Hallie]

I'm bored :/

[Hallie]

Mum: I'm going tomorrow.
Brother: Don't go!
Me: I'm going too!
Brother: Go get lost.

-_- Imposter! My real brother is a loving and caring guy who's a real man, not a screaming little girl.

[Hallie]

That I have a little girl for an older brother?

[Hallie]

Hahaha do you think they will? Idiots like my brother will continue to act like an idiot.

[Hallie]

Remember the word idiot. You'll end up having to do what you threaten and he will still bother you.

[Hallie]

Mine does too, but sometimes he goes crazy and tries to act smart. Dad dropped him on his head when he was a baby, so he never learns since that messed his head xD

[Hallie]

Haha xD My brother used to call me endoplasmic reticulum when I was really small and I thought it was some insult until I got into school and figured out.

[Hallie]

Same! It's so much fun, right? xD

[Hallie]

*nods*

[Hallie]

So if I provoke someone to kill me, is that suicide?

[Hallie]

If someone got themselves insured and killed themselves after the policy has reached the state where it can be claimed, will the family members still get the money?

[Hallie]

My inbox has many emails like that anyway, so one more won't harm.

[Hallie]

I can work around that :D

[Hallie]

Lol xD