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Who is to blame?
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The Crimson Fucker
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Jul 10, 2009 02:27AM
ok I think by now y’all know that I’m really curious… also that I’m an insomniac… is freaking 5:00 AM and I can’t sleep I start counting decapitated goats jumping off a cliff (is more original than freaking lamps jumping a freaking fence) and while doing that, a question pop into my pretty little head… From Where The Fuck Did Emos Came From????? Why are they here??? Why isn’t our government doing something about this Emo-la Virus plague!!! Who is to blame for their existence??? So I did what I do best… I went to consult Mother Google to see what she had to say about this… well I found this video well as explained on the video Emos evolved (or should I say devolved) from Goths and the Goths are devolved form Punk right??? Now I don’t know shit about Goth crap or Punk (punk aint that crappy but is just not my thing) so I’m having my doubts here… can I still do the classic “blame Canada thing” here? So again I went to Mother Google and ask her about this… and she answer me… like never before… she gave me this is clear evidence that emos are to be blame to fucking Canada!!! I’m so sure of this that I don’t even need to ask Bunny who is to blame! I’m going with the catchy song!! Blame Canada!! They gave us fucking Alannis Morrissete (or anyway your spell her stupid Canadian name), Jim Carrey, Celine Dion, and movies like and the fact that thanks to Canada I now leave really close to a bunch of disgusting pseudo-french people!!!
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I haven't read this yet but before I do, I want to remind you: Steve. Steve is always to blame. for everything. remember?!
I went to Cananda once. It's a long drive. My friend had hollyhocks in her yard.
Now, I'm the first one to Blame Canada, but they did give us William Shatern, Phil Hartman and Leslie Nielson. Then again, they also gave us Meg and Jennifer Tilly, Bob and Doug McKenzie and Doug Henning. eh.
I know. good thing Unites States is only sending quality people out into the world.
I can hardly understand message 1.
USA!USA!USA! everyone else is gay! And I'm not talking pruis gay either, I mean take it in the ass gay.
What's wrong with take it in the ass gay? You're dumb.
nothing is wrong with it if your into that sort of thing. your a premature ejaculate.
I don't think you fully appreicate the danger premature ejaculate poses... did you know that 37% of teen pregnancy is due to premature ejaculate? And you have it all over your face.BURN!
Wait! stop the presses... I'm an ass I meant pre-ejaculate.
Okay. I'm a pre-ejaculate. You got me.
Not me personally, but someone got you.
I think on the internet, "you idiot" doesn't come off as affectionately as it does in realtime.
I know what you mean much of my comedic genius is lost on the interwebz.
Dude I tried to edit that!! I was on an iphone!!! Nothing I could do! suck it up, let your Canadian arrogance on the side for once!!!
Hahahah seth for some things that I sometimes do… I have to mask my ip… I don’t do nothing on purpose in goodreads tho… so idk
Alfonso, I hate to tell you but you can't blame Canada for emo. How it turned into what it is now I'm not quite sure, and maybe that is Canada's fault, but Washington DC is to blame for emo back in the mid-80's. Back then though they looked more like you with your taped glasses though.
Greg wrote: "Alfonso, I hate to tell you but you can't blame Canada for emo. How it turned into what it is now I'm not quite sure, and maybe that is Canada's fault, but Washington DC is to blame for emo back i..."Wait!!!! What? So you saying that back in the mid 80’s there was a bunch of white kids walking around in working pants, working boots, and afros??? I find that hard to believe… and I’m still blaming Canada!
I've seen the term "emo" thrown around online a lot, but i'm old and tragically out of the loop. What is an "emo," exactly? The impression i get is that it's some kind of bastard love child of a goth and a grunge kid.
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define...
There are lots of definitions and images. Urban Dictionary was made for old and out of the loop people!
There are lots of definitions and images. Urban Dictionary was made for old and out of the loop people!
Yes, but i'm too lazy to click on the link...
Librarians help you find the information. After that it's up to you!
However, since I'm no longer a librarian, but rather a teacher, I will relate the most complete definition here. I would read it aloud to you, but as that's impossible, the rest is up to you.
Punk music on estrogen. Often acoustic guitar with soft, high male vocals that dwell exessively on the singer's feelings, especially melancholy remembrances of past relationships/mistakes in life. A form of music that diverged from punk in the '80s, the name "emo" is derived from the emotive style of the lyrics and music. This genre has lately been marketed heavily by the music industry to teenagers with bands such as Dashboard Confessional and Taking Back Sunday, and has seen much commercial and mainstream success. The music has also spawned a subculture which conforms to certain conventions in dress such as tight sweatshirts, tight band T-shirts and horn-rim glasses. Adherents profess to exessively melancholy temperments. Males that adhere to the emo subculture are sometimes confused with metrosexuals; indeed the line between the two is somwhat blurred, though both groups claim to be intouch with their emotional side. The ephemeral and hackneyed nature of emo songwriting suggests that its audience will be restricted largely to teenagers. the genre suffers from a lack of credibility outside the aforementioned demographic group, much like current Nu Metal bands.
girlfriend: C'mon, lets have sex.
boyfriend: I'm too sad to have sex.
girlfriend: I'm sad too; lets have sex and cry.
boyfriend: I'm already crying.
However, since I'm no longer a librarian, but rather a teacher, I will relate the most complete definition here. I would read it aloud to you, but as that's impossible, the rest is up to you.
Punk music on estrogen. Often acoustic guitar with soft, high male vocals that dwell exessively on the singer's feelings, especially melancholy remembrances of past relationships/mistakes in life. A form of music that diverged from punk in the '80s, the name "emo" is derived from the emotive style of the lyrics and music. This genre has lately been marketed heavily by the music industry to teenagers with bands such as Dashboard Confessional and Taking Back Sunday, and has seen much commercial and mainstream success. The music has also spawned a subculture which conforms to certain conventions in dress such as tight sweatshirts, tight band T-shirts and horn-rim glasses. Adherents profess to exessively melancholy temperments. Males that adhere to the emo subculture are sometimes confused with metrosexuals; indeed the line between the two is somwhat blurred, though both groups claim to be intouch with their emotional side. The ephemeral and hackneyed nature of emo songwriting suggests that its audience will be restricted largely to teenagers. the genre suffers from a lack of credibility outside the aforementioned demographic group, much like current Nu Metal bands.
girlfriend: C'mon, lets have sex.
boyfriend: I'm too sad to have sex.
girlfriend: I'm sad too; lets have sex and cry.
boyfriend: I'm already crying.
Nu Metal
The boy bands of metal. A form of music with repetive and irratating riffs, deridable forced angst lyrics, bad singing, and an undeniable lack of talent. It is a trend among Hot Topic sheep goths, steroid addicted jocks, and 10 year olds who just have been introduced to MTV. The music is commercialized, fake, and mixes metal with forms of rapcore and bad alternative rock. Bands include Slipknot, KoRn, Cold, etc.
If I want to listen to nu-metal I'll make a cheap riff, talk about how my 'soul is raging', and get a corporate producer! Turn that fucking shit off!
The boy bands of metal. A form of music with repetive and irratating riffs, deridable forced angst lyrics, bad singing, and an undeniable lack of talent. It is a trend among Hot Topic sheep goths, steroid addicted jocks, and 10 year olds who just have been introduced to MTV. The music is commercialized, fake, and mixes metal with forms of rapcore and bad alternative rock. Bands include Slipknot, KoRn, Cold, etc.
If I want to listen to nu-metal I'll make a cheap riff, talk about how my 'soul is raging', and get a corporate producer! Turn that fucking shit off!
rapcore
A mixture of rap and hardcore rock, sometimes metal. Band examples: Linkin Park, KORN, E-Town Concrete, Insolence, Soulfly, Sepultura, RATM
Linkin Park is on the softer side of rapcore; KORN is harder.
A mixture of rap and hardcore rock, sometimes metal. Band examples: Linkin Park, KORN, E-Town Concrete, Insolence, Soulfly, Sepultura, RATM
Linkin Park is on the softer side of rapcore; KORN is harder.
A plump one is about four pounds.
Hee-hee!
Well, Tom. Do you understand today's middle schoolers, now?
Well, Tom. Do you understand today's middle schoolers, now?
Nothing...I'm fine! What's a matafoyu?
Just waiting for Lily's cake to finish baking before I put in the cupcakes!
Staying in tonight, as I was out rocking to indie folk late last night.
Yes, thank you Tambo. When I was in middle school i listened to quality music from performers like Twisted Sister and Weird Al and Ratt. Not like the crap kids these days listen to.Also...how long do i need to bake my clay pipe to get rid of the nasty gook flavor, and at what temperature?
I don't know who is to blame, Seth. All I know is that you'd have to be a Fooz fool to blame Canada.
Tom, I think it's time for a new pipe.
Tom, I think it's time for a new pipe.
How far are you from Alfonso, Seth? You guys should meet. It would be very entertaining for us.
No, it's not time for a new pipe. Briar and meerschaum you use pipe cleaners and a reamer and such to keep clean. But clay is porous and collects gook and eventually begins to taste nasty when you smoke it...but because it's clay, you can put it in the oven for a while (in the colonial era they'd put them in the fireplace) and the gook cooks out and you're good to go again. Useless bit of trivia... Sherlock Holmes didn't smoke the big calabash pipes you see him with most of the time... he smoked clays, and was infamous for NOT baking them to cook out the nasty...
Alfonso didn't act embarrassing in front of me. He's too shy to say stuff like he says on here.
I love the movie Clue.
I love the movie Clue.
Oh wait. He might try to get YOU to interact with a girl. I could see that. Would that bring out the Buddha speak?
I can see Robert Downey Jr as Holmes. Jude Law as Watson not so much.
Does Buddha speak mean that you would get silent?
