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message 1: by Harry (new)

Harry  (harry_harry) 1)Gladiator or Braveheart?

2)Coke or Pepsi?

3)Favorite dog breed?

4)Do you have any older siblings? Were they horrible to you growing up? If you are an older sibling defend your terrible behavior.

5)Did humans evolve from apes?

6)What is the dumbest thing you did as a child?

7)What is the worst pain you have ever felt?

8)What's the difference between a donkey and a burro?

9)Best vegetable and why?

10)Do you "use" the restroom at work or in public? I'm not talking about peeing either. I mean really use it!

11)Freestyle...the answer is up to you!


message 2: by Kasia (last edited Jul 06, 2009 03:03PM) (new)

Kasia 1)Gladiator or Braveheart?
Gladiator.

2)Coke or Pepsi?
:::pukes:::
Neither.

3)Favorite dog breed?
Lately these:

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So ugly, yet cute.

4)Do you have any older siblings? Were they horrible to you growing up? If you are an older sibling defend your terrible behavior.
Yeah I have a younger bother, so I was winning fights up to a certain point in time. Then we just ceased fire.

5)Did humans evolve from apes?
Pretty much, except for a few exceptions - those just failed to evolve altogether.

6)What is the dumbest thing you did as a child?
Except for beating up a xmas tree with a broom?

7)What is the worst pain you have ever felt?
Stomachache? Swollen tendon? Visit at a dentist? Cramps? = Nothing really. I haven't given birth or broken any bones, so noting to brag about.

8)What's the difference between a donkey and a burro?
What's a burro? Oh, wikipedia says that's a donkey, small donkey. There.

9)Best vegetable and why?
All of them.

10)Do you "use" the restroom at work or in public? I'm not talking about peeing either. I mean really use it!
If my bowels demand it: yes.

11)Freestyle...the answer is up to you!
42.


message 3: by [deleted user] (last edited Jul 06, 2009 03:23PM) (new)

1)Gladiator or Braveheart?

Neither

2)Coke or Pepsi?

Diet Coke or Coke. Pepsi is gross. So is Dr. Pepper, and that's an objective truth.

3)Favorite dog breed?

Too hard! I love terriers, but that's as far as I can narrow it down. Boston Terriers, Silky Terriers, Yorkshire Terriers, Westhighland Terriers, etc. I love dog beards.


4)Do you have any older siblings? Were they horrible to you growing up? If you are an older sibling defend your terrible behavior.

I only have one younger sister. The worst thing I ever did to her was convince her that I'd come back from the future to warn her that she turned into a bad, selfish adult. I made up all these details of our lives and prattled on and on (I had a son named Sam). She got really scared and told me to get out and started to cry, so I told her I was kidding. She didn't know what to believe.

5)Did humans evolve from apes?

I don't know why we can't just prove our evolutionary track, exactly? Why would they have all this fossil evidence clear back to the early Mesozoic (when all there was was shellfish and trilobites and stuff), but not have a full scale of the human evolution from early primate until now? I'm not scientifically opposed, but I just don't buy it because I want pure, undisputed evidence that everyone agrees on. That's all.

6)What is the dumbest thing you did as a child?

Gave up the part of Miss Hannigan in the Annie play. Let John McBurney shoot me with a bb gun. Did that one thing in the park.

7)What is the worst pain you have ever felt?

I have a really high tolerance for pain. I did get in a motorcycle accident in 6th grade the exhaust from a huge, trials-size bike seared into my leg. That hurt pretty fiercely. I still have the scar, which is shaped like South America.


8)What's the difference between a donkey and a burro?

I love donkeys!!!!! They are SOCUTE. Burros are little ones, but they're more a regional tag than a specific type. Did you know a girl donkey is called a Jenny and a boy donkey is called a Jack? I want a Jenny and a Jack named Jenny and Jack.

I learned most of my animal knowledge being a children's librarian. RIP, librarian job.


9)Best vegetable and why?

Potatoes. I'm Irish and I'm also just a huge fan of fats on carbs and potatoes lend themselves so well to that.

Runners up: brussel sprouts, cabbage.


10)Do you "use" the restroom at work or in public? I'm not talking about peeing either. I mean really use it!

Like I would answer this.

11)Freestyle...the answer is up to you!




message 4: by Tom (new)

Tom Foolery (tomfoolery) 1)Gladiator or Braveheart?
No, thank you.


2)Coke or Pepsi?
Coke


3)Favorite dog breed?
Beagle


4)Do you have any older siblings? Were they horrible to you growing up? If you are an older sibling defend your terrible behavior.
Defend? I don't understand.


5)Did humans evolve from apes?
No.




They do, however, share a common ancestor.



6)What is the dumbest thing you did as a child?
I voted for Strom Thurmond. Ok, so i was in my 20s, but still.


7)What is the worst pain you have ever felt?
There's this "song" by then-twelve-year-old Aaron Carter called "How i Beat Shaq...."


8)What's the difference between a donkey and a burro?
The spelling.


9)Best vegetable and why?
Rutabaga. I'm not exactly sure what a rutabaga is, to be honest, but i like saying "rutabaga."


10)Do you "use" the restroom at work or in public? I'm not talking about peeing either. I mean really use it!
If the question is, "Have you ever 'dropped the kids off at the pool' at work," then the answer is "yes."


11)Freestyle...the answer is up to you!
Goosnargh.






message 5: by Stina (new)

Stina (stinalee) | 653 comments 1)Gladiator or Braveheart?
Braveheart! The English are too many!!
2)Coke or Pepsi?
Both... especially with whisky or chocolate.
3)Favorite dog breed?
Miniature Pinscher? Mine is naughty but adorable.
4)Do you have any older siblings? Were they horrible to you growing up? If you are an older sibling defend your terrible behavior.
I have an older sister. She was not nearly as horrible to me as I was to her. However, she DID piss our mom off in high school, so I never got to do anything fun. She also had 5 years of college paid for and I only had 3. Older kids always get everything.
5)Did humans evolve from apes?
I don't think so, but we're certainly related. That's why I hate the monkey part of the zoo... it's too sad.
6)What is the dumbest thing you did as a child?
I have been 40 since I was 8... and that's probably the dumbest thing about my childhood. Also, my sister and I would fake bike crashes in our front yard, meaning that if we heard a car coming, we'd get in a post-crash position and spin our tires so it looked like it just happened.
7)What is the worst pain you have ever felt?
A kidney infection... the only way to describe it was that I was wearing a belt of pain. I went to the ER and the doctor flicked my back/kidney and I thought I was going to pass out. I received a note excusing me from work for 3 days on the Friday before Labor Day weekend. It was a total ripoff!
8)What's the difference between a donkey and a burro?
When I lived in Tucson, everyone there called burritos burros. It bugged the shit out of me. PS. Donkeys make one of the best animal noises.
9)Best vegetable and why?
Corn... because it's tasty and you get to enjoy it twice.
10)Do you "use" the restroom at work or in public? I'm not talking about peeing either. I mean really use it!
If necessary, I'll "use" the restroom anywhere!
11)Freestyle...the answer is up to you!
What is "Lighten up, Francis."


message 6: by Joshua (new)

Joshua 1)Gladiator or Braveheart?
-I'm assuming you WILL hate me if I've seen niether?

2)Coke or Pepsi?
coke, in a can preferably

3)Favorite dog breed?
thats a rough question.. any dog that will play frisbee i pretty much like... and then i like some that don't as well.

4)Do you have any older siblings? Were they horrible to you growing up? If you are an older sibling defend your terrible behavior.
-I do i have two sisters. One is 11 years older so we didn't have much sibling rivalry she was like a second mother, and still my favorite. the other is and will always be the spoiled brat middle child.

5)Did humans evolve from apes?
Probably. I support evolution over any other hypothesis offered to date.

6)What is the dumbest thing you did as a child?
oh who knows.

7)What is the worst pain you have ever felt?
-I once got stabbed in the palm with a piece of glass... And i once ripped my nipple off with a bicycle handle.. so it could really be either of those.

8)What's the difference between a donkey and a burro?
-the language.

9)Best vegetable and why?
-I havent had all the vegetables the earth has to offer so i can't say. So far I'm a corn and carrot fan..

10)Do you "use" the restroom at work or in public? I'm not talking about peeing either. I mean really use it!
-I do not.

11)Freestyle...the answer is up to you!
-damn straight it is!


message 7: by smetchie (new)

smetchie | 5729 comments 1)Gladiator or Braveheart?
---BRAVEHEART!

2)Coke or Pepsi?
----COKE

3)Favorite dog breed?
----??

4)Do you have any older siblings? Were they horrible to you growing up? If you are an older sibling defend your terrible behavior.
----only child. poor me.

5)Did humans evolve from apes?
----kinda sorta

6)What is the dumbest thing you did as a child?
----i can only think of dumb things i did as a teenager.

7)What is the worst pain you have ever felt?
----i think the dentist. i've had things hurt more but they didn't bother me as much, if that makes any sense.

8)What's the difference between a donkey and a burro?
----burros speak spanish
description
9)Best vegetable and why?
----oh it's hard to choose! spinach because it's so versatile, I guess. I love a lot of them.

10)Do you "use" the restroom at work or in public? I'm not talking about peeing either. I mean really use it!
----absolutely!

11)Freestyle...the answer is up to you!
----I can't get the bleeding to stop.



message 8: by Dave (new)

Dave Russell 1)Gladiator or Braveheart?

They both sucked. Gladiator sucked less.

2)Coke or Pepsi?

Coke

3)Favorite dog breed?

Chiweenie
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4)Do you have any older siblings? Were they horrible to you growing up? If you are an older sibling defend your terrible behavior.

An older brother. Yes.

5)Did humans evolve from apes?

What Donna said. Sarah's answer confounded me.

6)What is the dumbest thing you did as a child?



7)What is the worst pain you have ever felt?

Physical: When I had back surgery.
Emotional: When the cancelled Mr. Belvedere.

8)What's the difference between a donkey and a burro?

Cost.

9)Best vegetable and why?

Celery. It just is.

10)Do you "use" the restroom at work or in public? I'm not talking about peeing either. I mean really use it!

Ugh.

11)Freestyle...the answer is up to you!

Shelley Long.



message 9: by Rusty (new)

Rusty (rustyshackleford) | 2198 comments 1)Gladiator or Braveheart?

I cannot choose. Those are two of my favorites

2)Coke or Pepsi?

Coke (Zero Vanilla)

3)Favorite dog breed?

German Shepherds

4)Do you have any older siblings? Were they horrible to you growing up? If you are an older sibling defend your terrible behavior.

I'm a middle child. We actually weren't that bad to each other.

5)Did humans evolve from apes?

Negative

6)What is the dumbest thing you did as a child?

Rolled down a hill of poison oak, knowing it was poison oak.

7)What is the worst pain you have ever felt?

When I was in law enforcement, I had to do some training which required being sprayed with this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OgSxpY...

I took a whole can to the mouth, nose and eyes. Worst pain of my life, by far.

8)What's the difference between a donkey and a burro?

They're both delicious, but the burro's spicier.

9)Best vegetable and why?

Not big on vegetables, but carrots, corn on the cob, and snow peas fresh from the garden are alright.

10)Do you "use" the restroom at work or in public? I'm not talking about peeing either. I mean really use it!

I'm a dude. I make wherever I have to when I feel the urge.

11)Freestyle...the answer is up to you!

Rectum? It nearly killed 'em.





message 10: by [deleted user] (last edited Jul 06, 2009 06:36PM) (new)

Someone once gave me pepper spray (not that grade, I'm sure) and said to me that we should spray each other's faces and then make out. Hahaha! That was funny.

I still have the pepper spray he gave me in my car. One day I'll use it on a bad guy.


message 11: by Kasia (new)

Kasia In high school my friend sprayed that stuff while in class. It wasn't funny.


message 12: by smetchie (new)

smetchie | 5729 comments those dogs are unbelievably cute, Kasia.


message 13: by Harry (new)

Harry  (harry_harry) I'm a big fan of any "bully" breed even if they are French.


message 14: by [deleted user] (new)

I want that all black one.


message 15: by Harry (new)

Harry  (harry_harry) Tom wrote: I voted for Strom Thurmond.

I went to school with Strom Thurmond Jr. In our 7th grade History class, we read about his Grandfather owning slaves. How much would that suck to have your family history in the history books. First, because it means you dad is WAY TOO OLD to be having kids and second, it just sucks to sit next to a black kid while the teacher says your Grandfather was against blacks having basic human rights .




message 16: by Harry (new)

Harry  (harry_harry) Montambo wrote: "I still have the scar, which is shaped like South America."

Could you have your friend draw us a map of it?




message 17: by Harry (new)

Harry  (harry_harry) Gretchen wrote: "1----only child. poor me."

That explains a lot!




message 18: by Kasia (new)

Kasia Gretchen wrote: "those dogs are unbelievably cute, Kasia."
Harry wrote: "I'm a big fan of any "bully" breed even if they are French."

Yeah, French bulldogs...


The Crimson Fucker (tcf123) | -6 comments 1)Gladiator or Braveheart?
FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

2)Coke or Pepsi?
Is the same shit! when costumers ask for a coke I give em a pepsi they never notice the difference!

3)Favorite dog breed?
Dogs are stupid! I’m with seth the extinct any extinct dog is my favorite…

4)Do you have any older siblings? Were they horrible to you growing up? If you are an older sibling defend your terrible behavior.
My big sister was awesome!

5)Did humans evolve from apes?
I don’t know about this one… cuz when I think that I’m nature’s finest… all those millions of years of evolution and this is all I get?? No super powers, no mind reading, no genetic memory fuck it! we were created by a superiorly retarded being! As a joke! A bad one!

6)What is the dumbest thing you did as a child?
Ummm… that’s a hard one I did a lot of stupid shit, ummm not admitting that I didn’t stole that an egg… even tho I didn’t It would have save me an epic beating!!!

7)What is the worst pain you have ever felt?
We had a big ass antenna bag in my country in the roof.. I was dismounting it for the incoming hurricane… long story short the wind blows and guess where it landed?? My right shoulder… it’s been hurting every mother fucking day for the last 12 years =P that’s the worse right?

8)What's the difference between a donkey and a burro?
I think the donkey breys? Y el burro berrea.

9)Best vegetable and why?
Chocolate is a vegetable right??? Well there! Chocolate!

10)Do you "use" the restroom at work or in public? I'm not talking about peeing either. I mean really use it!
Only if there is an emergency.

11)Freestyle...the answer is up to you!
I’m a little teapot
Short and stout
Here is my handle
Here is my spout.
When I get all steamed up,
Then I shout,
Just tip me over and pour me out!
Repeat Two Times




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