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Tom no longer drives the gayest automobile ever!!!!
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Jun 22, 2009 08:28AM
Tom, your gaydom is under assault. Someone out there decided that the Prius just wasn't gay enough so they came up with this modern art masterpiece: http://www.nissanusa.com/cube/?dcp=pp...
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I have seen that ugly p.o.s. on the street. And every time, I just want to punch it. The Prius is almost Chuck Norris-like, in comparison.
Nothing says I take it in the ass like paying for the 'cube' every month.
I don't get it. Is it even a hybrid or just an ugly inexpensive shitmobile? Why is there a patch of grass growing out of the dashboard?
Rusty wrote: "That is their unofficial slogan."Their official slogan is "It's your Mobile Device™" which really isn't much better.
The top of the line model has 20-color interior accent lighting!!! So you can pretend you're in a discothèque while you take it up the ass. Yes, what these tough economic times call for is a cheaply built mobile device with pretty flashing lights.
We just get dumber and dumber.
Gretchen wrote: "So you can pretend you're in a discothèque while you take it up the ass."Much, much better slogan.
I think it is Nissan's response to the... scion? Which is also take it in the ass gayBTW.
I think it's 'Tard Weed. It looks good in 'tarded cars.
I know there was something i was forgetting while watching the green week or some shit like that in the history channel I saw this.. http://www.mdi.lu/english/ and I wished for a second ( and only a second) that Mr. Heiner was with me to hear him hate on the damn thing….
P.s: not only the damn this is gay as fuck, it was also created by the French and the driver seat goes in the middle so it can be drive in Europe just like here in the states…
Fonze, I will gladly T-bone that vehicle the first time I see it on the road with me.
Heheheh, just imagine some pussy driver who got “convinced” by his hippie wife to buy that crap driving with the hippie wife to the left and the annoying “free” educated kid to the left… ha! That’d be something!!
I once saw a Kia-- Elantra? is that the compact Kia equivalent of the Civic?-- with twin racing stripes on the hood, tinted windows, decals from whoever installed the audio system across the top of the windshield, and a "spoiler" that was at least 18 inches high bolted to the trunk. I respectfully submit that this was gayer than my car, by a factor of about ten.
We are all past your gay car, Tom. In case you haven't been paying attention there are two new cars wrestling for the title. Now you just drive a bi car; so every once and awhile there is a faint odor other then butt sex in your prius.
