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message 1: by [deleted user] (last edited Jun 21, 2009 11:28AM) (new)

What non-THC goodreader do you hate the most and why?

What song do you hate the most in life?

What do you hate more? Prejudice or Violence?

What fetish do you loathe most? (Excluding pedophilia and rape and murder 'cause duh).

What food do you hate the very most? Any hateful food experiences you'd like to share?

What do you hate more? Spiders or Tie-Dye?

Expression or figure of speech that you hate:


message 2: by [deleted user] (last edited Jun 21, 2009 11:40AM) (new)

http://www.goodreads.com/user/show/18...

He has these snide, sentence fragment jabs. And he thinks he's hot shit.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W_Bap2...

Prejudice

strap-ons

Chicken breast. Guh-ROSS!

Tie-Dye

Brain f*rt. Good grief, people! Use that term and you're vile.


message 3: by Joshua Nomen-Mutatio (last edited Jun 21, 2009 11:38AM) (new)

Joshua Nomen-Mutatio (joshuanomenmutatio) Myself for being an occasional lurker.

"Sweet Caroline" by Neil Diamond for the hilariously uninspired line "Good times never seemed so good."

Violence.

Um, the vomit one. Lemme look up the technical term...it's emetophilia. Gross. Wait, I just remembered one more that's at least equally gross to me: "space docking."

Anything after thinking about the fetishes I find most loathsome.

Tie-Dye.

Any with the misuse of the word "literally." David Cross has a hilarious bit about this.


message 4: by [deleted user] (new)

I heard that David Cross bit.

Yes, your fetish hates are worse than mine. I pick yours, instead.


message 5: by [deleted user] (new)

Seth, what is a Zuni fetish?


message 6: by [deleted user] (new)

I have to pay my library fines and I have no other way to get movies. I never download.


message 7: by [deleted user] (new)

Is a Zuni fetish when you dress up in feathers and skins and bones and beads and get all tribal on each other?


message 8: by Matthieu (last edited Jun 21, 2009 11:59AM) (new)

Matthieu 1. Cosmic S--

2. "Waiting on the World to Change" by John Mayer. I actually had to look it up. Fuck John Mayer. He's awful. I wish him nothing but ill.

3. Prejudice? I suppose I don't really care...

4. Scat!

5. Asparagus.

6. What do you hate more? Tie- Dye. Fucking Phish fans...

7. "Lol" or "lulz". I hate 'em both.

Edit: If you use any of the following terms, I hate you:

*Woot

*Hawt

*Sick-nasty

*Felch


message 9: by [deleted user] (new)

Phish! Guh-ROSS!


message 10: by [deleted user] (new)

I don't know what felch is, but woot I'm fine with. Hawt is against the law.


message 11: by Joshua Nomen-Mutatio (last edited Jun 21, 2009 12:07PM) (new)

Joshua Nomen-Mutatio (joshuanomenmutatio) Felch is another fetish.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Felching


message 12: by [deleted user] (new)

Oh my goodness.


Joshua Nomen-Mutatio (joshuanomenmutatio) Yeah, this thread got disturbing pretty quickly.


message 14: by Matthieu (new)

Matthieu Why would you do that to a gerbil?!


message 15: by Dave (last edited Jun 21, 2009 01:56PM) (new)

Dave Russell What non-THC goodreader do you hate the most and why?
All the goodreaders I hate are in THC.

What song do you hate the most in life?
"Do Ya Think I'm Sexy" by Rod Stewart.

What do you hate more? Prejudice or Violence?
Violence

What fetish do you loathe most? (Excluding pedophilia and rape and murder 'cause duh).
Everyone that's been mentioned so far.

What food do you hate the very most? Any hateful food experiences you'd like to share?
Curry, and no I wouldn't.

What do you hate more? Spiders or Tie-Dye?
Tie-Dyes.

Expression or figure of speech that you hate:
Pussy Pickle (I think I just coined it, but I still hate it.)


message 16: by Kasia (new)

Kasia Please do not insert vermin into your anus! A 'd get stressed, freak out and try to BITE/CLAW out!! Your rectal wall is THIN and SENSITIVE, the smallest tear would lead to INFECTION, maybe SEPSIS. There are other, safe ways to play.


message 17: by Kasia (new)

Kasia Re #1:

http://www.goodreads.com/user/show/62... right next to that creep with mustache

Las Ketchup - Asereje http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RFzyYY...

Violence.

Baby fetish - fetish is supposed to be kinkyt and gross, this one is just lame.

Black licorice candy. YUCK!

Tie-Dye.

ASAP - I have a Pavlovian reaction to it: stress, stress, stress.


message 18: by Tom (new)

Tom Foolery (tomfoolery) Matt, if you don't like fucking Phish fans, just don't fuck 'em.


What non-THC goodreader do you hate the most and why? All of them. Because they're breathing my air, dammit.

What song do you hate the most in life? "That's how i beat Shaq," by Aaron Carter. 12 year old white kid trying to sort-of rap. When we first got this on our KB Toys store Muzak CD, i would rush to the machine and skip the entire track (a dozen songs to a track) so i wouldn't have to hear it. I didn't even do that for "What do you get a Wookie for Christmas."

What do you hate more? Prejudice or Violence? All depends on context. For example, prejudice against teeny-boppers is always justified, and violence in defense of a good cause often is.

What fetish do you loathe most? (Excluding pedophilia and rape and murder 'cause duh). Anything involving excratory functions, human or otherwise.

What food do you hate the very most? Any hateful food experiences you'd like to share? Black olives. The first time i ever had black olives, i had them on a Subway sandwich. I told the guy to just put everything on it. I puked for 3 days straight and tasted black olives every time. It was 20+ years before i went back into a Subway, and to this day i pick black olives off pizza.

What do you hate more? Spiders or Tie-Dye? I don't especially hate either one, but i guess if i have to choose, i'd choose tie dye. My girlfriend is deathly afraid of spiders, which means they give me way too much fun and enjoyment for me to hate them.

Expression or figure of speech that you hate: I second "LOL." Especially when it's used by someone who is not, in fact, laughing out loud. Even more especially when it's used by someone to indicate that the comment they just made is supposed to be funny and that you, the reader, should laugh, because the comment is not funny enough on it's own to laugh at without prompting.





message 19: by [deleted user] (new)

Montambo wrote: "Is a Zuni fetish when you dress up in feathers and skins and bones and beads and get all tribal on each other?"

Hahaha! I just cracked myself up re-reading this thread. Hee-hee.


message 20: by Dave (new)

Dave Russell I think the Zuni fetish has to do with the teeth.


message 21: by The Crimson Fucker (last edited Jun 21, 2009 04:21PM) (new)

The Crimson Fucker (tcf123) | -6 comments What non-THC goodreader do you hate the most and why?
That’s easy, the one who keeps making all those RPG groups… they annoy me!

What song do you hate the most in life?
Eva Cassidy - Ain't No Sunshine When He is Gone; I know is a cover but that song sounds so wrong when is a woman singing… is just wrong!

What do you hate more? Prejudice or Violence?
None, I guess you can say that like lead in gasoline they both part of what fuels me.

What fetish do you loathe most? (Excluding pedophilia and rape and murder 'cause duh).
The foot fetish people… I just don’t get it…

What food do you hate the very most? Any hateful food experiences you'd like to share?
My aunt have some asian friends, and sometimes they invite her for dinner and stuff… the thing is that they made this leaf/plant/whatever thingy… and my aunt tought I’d love to eat it cuz I’m a vegetarian… the thing is that tmy aunt gave it to me and promise me that it wasent even cook with meat… but the god damn thing taste just like meat… it even had that freaking metal taste PUAJ! I almost vomit my guts out… cuz there was I thinking that I was about to taste some funky asian plant thingy… but nop, it was horrible! Still I don’t know what that shit is called but I hate it

What do you hate more? Spiders or Tie-Dye?
Tie-Dye!!! That screams hippie and everything hippie must die (except for Amy, Amy is cool)

Expression or figure of speech that you hate:
Thank you, my friend. IF I DON’T KNOW YOU YOU AIN’T MY FRIEND YOU ASSHOLE! Besides it remind me of the gypsies… that’s what they always say…



message 22: by Rusty (new)

Rusty (rustyshackleford) | 2198 comments What non-THC goodreader do you hate the most and why?

I will refrain – I prefer that my enemies don’t see me coming until it’s too late.

What song do you hate the most in life?

That birthday song by 50 cents (I don’t care how it’s supposed to be said). I want to beat it to death with a tire iron, throw it in the trunk, drive to the river, set it on a raft, light it on fire, then shoot it full of holes until it sinks.

What do you hate more? Prejudice or Violence?

I hate the prejudice against violence.

What fetish do you loathe most? (Excluding pedophilia and rape and murder 'cause duh).

Auto-erotic asphyxiation is pretty @#$@ed up.

What food do you hate the very most? Any hateful food experiences you'd like to share?

Yams. The smell of them makes my nauseous.

What do you hate more? Spiders or Tie-Dye?

Die-dye, for obvious reasons.

Expression or figure of speech that you hate:

“I could care less.” It’s just stupid.



message 23: by [deleted user] (new)

Alfonso, you're right. Ain't No Sunshine belongs to Bill Withers!

Rusty, did you type Die-dye on purpose?

VJ, you're funny. Now I'm curious about the first one. I excluded THC members, though, because I didn't want anybody's hurt feelings on my conscience.


message 24: by [deleted user] (new)

Alfonso wrote: "Tie-Dye!!! That screams hippie and everything hippie must die..."

How hippie is an afro, Bones?!




The Crimson Fucker (tcf123) | -6 comments Dude… I’m pretty sure that the afro has been around since before the coming of the hippies…


message 26: by Rusty (new)

Rusty (rustyshackleford) | 2198 comments Rusty, did you type Die-dye on purpose?

Sorry, Freudian key-stroke.


message 27: by smetchie (new)

smetchie | 5729 comments What non-THC goodreader do you hate the most and why?
Your Mom! HAHAH.
No. everyone knows it's haughty pig, Daniel M.
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What song do you hate the most in life?
"Love Shack" Jesus God I want to kill someone every time I hear it.

What do you hate more? Prejudice or Violence?
Violence.

What fetish do you loathe most? (Excluding pedophilia and rape and murder 'cause duh).
I never thought about hating a fetish. How about "fisting"? Is that a fetish?

What food do you hate the very most? Any hateful food experiences you'd like to share?
MUSHROOMS! They are inherently evil. I keep trying them like once a year just to see if I've changed but the answer is always the same. "gag!" I hate when people try to be like. "oh you should try Portabello mushrooms. They taste like steak". Those giant slimy fuckers DO NOT taste like steak. They taste like the most mushroomy tasting mushrooms of them all. That's the only food item I've ever actually had to spit out.

What do you hate more? Spiders or Tie-Dye?
Spiders, of course. A Tie-Die has never released it's babies all over my toilet!

Expression or figure of speech that you hate:
"KNOCK KNOCK"


message 28: by Kasia (new)

Kasia You're trying the wrong kind of mashrooms Gretchen. How about you fly over to Amsterdam this summer, and I'll show you what you're missing out on?


message 29: by smetchie (last edited Jun 22, 2009 06:23AM) (new)

smetchie | 5729 comments Ok I did mine before I read everyone's because I wanted my answers to be untainted.

Seth, I might actually hate Constant Craving as much or more than Love Shack. It makes me really angry. She's awful.

Matt, I hate Body is a Wonderland by that tongue swinging pasty hack. I'm told he's a really good guitar player but I just can't stand him. Even though he dated my friend, Jennifer Aniston.

Flesh, I never heard of space docking. Someone has to really hate themselves.

Everyone, LOL is the worst. You're all right and I can't believe I didn't think of it.


message 30: by karen (new)

karen (karenbrissette) here i am! im an asshole that only comes out to play for fun polls, i know. but i really hate this guy:
http://www.goodreads.com/user/show/10... i dont understand what he is doing, so i have to hate him.

brown-eyed girl at this very moment, but there are oodles of songs that make me violent.

prejudice, clearly, because i can appreciate violence. especially in nature. rarr.

anything involving costumes. if you need costumes to fuck, youve missed the point

olives are the devils turds.

tie-dye

the word "random"


Reads with Scotch What non-THC goodreader do you hate the most and why?

Anyone who is or has ever been a moderator in MiniAm.

What song do you hate the most in life?


I'm too sexy by right said fred.

What do you hate more? Prejudice or Violence?

I'm actually a fan of both. Some deserve to be hated on, and if they warrant the hate, they warrant the punch.

What fetish do you loathe most? (Excluding pedophilia and rape and murder 'cause duh).

anal anything I just don't get it. And people tell me smoking is a dirty habit? really? asshole.

What food do you hate the very most? Any hateful food experiences you'd like to share?

Sea food. All of it.

What do you hate more? Spiders or Tie-Dye?

tie-dye tie-die tie-dye
all the hippies must die
tie-dye tie-die tie-dye
all will die when i drive by
tie-dye tie-die tie-dye



Expression or figure of speech that you hate:

corprate jargon.

anything mentioned in the '7 habits of highly effective people'

Anything that Paris Hilton says is sure to be annoying.

And Gretchen has spurred a little bit of 'haughty' hate. I just don't like how it sounds. too much like naughty and I like being naughty.


message 32: by smetchie (last edited Jun 22, 2009 09:51AM) (new)

smetchie | 5729 comments from now on I'll use "self-aggrandizing" because I like you. I know I shouldn't but I just can't help it. Live with it.


message 33: by Dave (new)

Dave Russell I like the word "haughty" when I see it in print, but when said out loud it's a homophone for "hottie" so it sounds weird to me.


message 34: by [deleted user] (new)

"Self-satisfied" works, too.


message 35: by smetchie (last edited Jun 22, 2009 11:20AM) (new)

smetchie | 5729 comments "Self-satisfied" doesn't sound like you're a dick, and that haughty self-aggrandizing motherfucker is a dick.


message 36: by [deleted user] (new)

"Mugatu's a DICK!!"


message 37: by Rusty (new)

Rusty (rustyshackleford) | 2198 comments Mini-Am is still kicking? Vicki, you need to just let it go.


message 38: by Tom (new)

Tom Foolery (tomfoolery) It's later. Where's the details?


message 39: by Stina (last edited Jun 22, 2009 05:10PM) (new)

Stina (stinalee) | 653 comments What non-THC goodreader do you hate the most and why?
Those little twats that were trying to get me to read Jessica Z because they have author crushes. Ugh.

What song do you hate the most in life?
That freaking Christmas song about the effing Christmas Shoes.

What do you hate more? Prejudice or Violence?
Violencia. Someone needs to curbstomp that nasty bitch ASAP.

What fetish do you loathe most? (Excluding pedophilia and rape and murder 'cause duh).
Vaginal Fisting... because it confused me so much that I had to google it.

What food do you hate the very most? Any hateful food experiences you'd like to share?
Meat that is still attached to the bone. Food experience, but not the reason why I don't like it... One time while visiting my grandparents at the beach, Annie, my childhood dog, got a hold of some ribs that were covered in BBQ sauce and had herself a tasty snack. On the way home, she was laying on my sister and me when she proceeded to simultaneously barf and crap. I got crapped on, my sister got the barf. Ugh.

What do you hate more? Spiders or Tie-Dye?
Spiders... especially the one that crawled into my bed a few months ago.

Expression or figure of speech that you hate: As mentioned before in this very forum... "hump day", as in "Happy Hump Day!"



message 40: by Lori (last edited Jun 22, 2009 06:01PM) (new)

Lori (tnbbc) What non-THC goodreader do you hate the most and why? There are oooohhh so many!
How bout Ellenjsmellen, and Meredith?

What song do you hate the most in life?
"Dont worry... Be Happy" OOooooo oo oo oo oo ooowooowooowooowooo oo oo

What do you hate more? Prejudice or Violence?
Violence is just nasty.

What fetish do you loathe most? (Excluding pedophilia and rape and murder 'cause duh).
Wowsers, you guys pulled some nasty ass shit out of the internet! How 'bout Golden Showers? Or a Dirty Sanchez?

What food do you hate the very most? Any hateful food experiences you'd like to share?
Sea food, most red meats, anything that resembles curdled milk, or is still alive when its eaten.

What do you hate more? Spiders or Tie-Dye?
This is a no brainer... SPIDERS!

Expression or figure of speech that you hate:
The valley girl shit "WHAT everrrr", "Oh My Gawd", "like, really?"


message 41: by [deleted user] (new)

What non-THC goodreader do you hate the most and why?

I’m pretty sure I hate that author who has friend-requested me nineteen times.

What song do you hate the most in life?

What’s that song from Moulin Rouge? Lady Marmalade or something? Every time I hear it, I want head-butt someone. And that video, omf! Does anyone else suspect that Pink is actually a dude?

What do you hate more? Prejudice or Violence?

I hate them both equally. But I still enjoy indulging in both on occasion.

What fetish do you loathe most? (Excluding pedophilia and rape and murder 'cause duh).

Anything involving tying someone up.

What food do you hate the very most? Any hateful food experiences you'd like to share?

I know this in going to be controversial, but I hate mint. Who the hell decided that shit was sooooooooooo good that it had to be in everything from tooth paste to candy to gum? Because whoever did, I hate them, too.

What do you hate more? Spiders or Tie-Dye?

I don’t know. Spiders can get bitey, but Tie-dye wearers can be stinky. It’s a toss-up.

Expression or figure of speech that you hate:

“Funbags”. Don’t get me wrong – I like them at least as much as the next guy. There’s just something very wrong about that term.



message 42: by Rusty (new)

Rusty (rustyshackleford) | 2198 comments I also hate "It's all good".


message 43: by Kasia (new)

Kasia Deleted Member wrote: "I’m pretty sure I hate that author who has friend-requested me nineteen times."

Why won't you block him? After a 3rd friend request I block people, I just can't be bothered to click "ignore" over and over.

Also, my grandma hates mint, you're not alone.




message 44: by smetchie (new)

smetchie | 5729 comments I also hate "with all due respect".


message 45: by [deleted user] (new)

Thanks Kasia, I had never noticed that option before. Okay, bring it on author @#%$s.


message 46: by [deleted user] (new)

Dave wrote: "What non-THC goodreader do you hate the most and why?
All the goodreaders I hate are in THC.

What song do you hate the most in life?
"Do Ya Think I'm Sexy" by Rod Stewart.

What do you hate mor..."



Every goodreader you hate is in THC?! More than one! It's so intriguing. Hmmm.... I guess The Haters Club is a good place for those people, then.



message 47: by Georg (new)

Georg What non-THC goodreader do you hate the most and why?

There are non-THC goodreaders? Thanks for the warning.

What song do you hate the most in life?

Das Nibelungenlied

What do you hate more? Prejudice or Violence?

Pride.

What fetish do you loathe most? (Excluding pedophilia and rape and murder 'cause duh).

Voodoo that doesn't work.

What food do you hate the very most? Any hateful food experiences you'd like to share?

Beverages without alcohol. The only experience with that was beyond description.

What do you hate more? Spiders or Tie-Dye?

I don't know what a Tie-Dye is. So: Tie-Dye.

Expression or figure of speech that you hate:

Please don't hestitate to contact us if you have any further questions (if used by myself)





message 48: by Rusty (new)

Rusty (rustyshackleford) | 2198 comments Part of me has no idea what Georg is talking about. The other part thinks he might be one funny s.o.b.


message 49: by [deleted user] (new)

Talk about voodoo that does work for a bit, Georg!


message 50: by Kasia (new)

Kasia One Tie-Dye shirt for you Gorg (I'm gonna use Gorg from now on Gretchen, because I LIKE it)


On the side note, you don't see much tie-dye over there, it's mostly your phenomenon my fellow Americans, enjoy, be proud.

Rusty wrote: "The other part thinks he might be one funny s.o.b."
I agree with that other part.



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