Writer's Paradise discussion
Writers N-T
>
Renee's Scattered Brain
message 651:
by
Paul
(new)
Aug 15, 2009 04:07AM
The guy in the pet shop said maximum length 8 metres, but then he was muttering something about Krakens when I was leaving.
reply
|
flag
For Krakens - think Twenty Thousand Leagues Under The Sea.8 metres - or meters of you prefer - about 26 feet long.
Shit, is that pool big enough? (here its metres too)
Who's got the cubi next door to you? Perhaps you could knock the walls through and expand into their bit. I'm sure they'd like a living feature like Sparky to brighten up their day!
Paul wrote: "For Krakens - think Twenty Thousand Leagues Under The Sea.8 metres - or meters of you prefer - about 26 feet long."
that sounds all cool and frenchhy!
I think that cubi is empty. Who cares, let's expand. We'll make nice later.
because I'm awesome my original place was Air's Awesome Adventure World anf then it was GreenDaisy's Grand Gelantinous Globe and now it's Daisy's Dragon Denplus I need the space for the dragons they're kind of big
Good morning Sparky, sorry I haven't come in yet. I've been busy being disagreeable elsewhere. What? I really wish you'd stop staring, it's rude. **tosses some food from pet store in tank**
They said squid liked this stuff, I guess they were wrong. I wonder if anyone knows what squid like, I should have mentioned you were a giant mutant squid with a penchant for wine. Oh well.
2013 words yesterday. Now, I must shower. I stink.
Hi Renee, just thought I'd say - I think Sparky would prefer whalemeat. Or ships. Maybe just throw him the odd seal as a snack.That's what the old books say anyway.
NOt the seals!! Maybe some whale meat. Oh, but I like them too. Hmmm...he may have to make do with prisoners.
OOH I'LL HGET iCarly obsessed egotistic SAM!
Oh yes, that's an idea. How about pompous asses? Or jerks? Or arrogant, conceited(those mean the same thing I know), windbags? and hair splitters? Yes, I said that out loud. Whatchu gonna do bout it punk?
We're feeding Gilderoy to Sparky? What did he do wrong? Was he pompous or just jerky?
He was mean to Harry Potter. And he had a bouffant hairstyle. And he was a fake.
Pompous is not dried out meat, I'm not sure where that came from. Bouffant hair is enough to make him Squid food.
Oh, sorry. I was lost there for a minute, forgot the other part. How about a jerk-off? Should that be hyphenated or no?
idk but I'm taking Phygment with me everywhere now
If it's a noun - yes. If it's a verb, no.
But he had bouffant hair Henry. that is unforgivable. I don't care how funny the guy is. No bouffants allowed. We could give him to Spot for a chew toy. Then he won't die for at least an hour. If he's tough maybe two.
Daisy;
I just noticed your post about iCarly. You don't like Sam? She's great!! I love Spencer. I'd marry him. He's so funny and freespirited, although quite stupid. But that's okay, he's a cutie.
Renee wrote: "But he had bouffant hair Henry. that is unforgivable. I don't care how funny the guy is. No bouffants allowed. We could give him to Spot for a chew toy. Then he won't die for at least an hour. ..."
no this guy named Sam not sam from icarly it's this guy in 6th grade he anted to be a lawyer and he wears the ugly green coat and e spoof a song about it!!
Oh, I see. He sounds annoying. You know what show I really love, and i know it's a kid's show. Wizards of Waverly Place. Selena Gomez has brilliant timing. She is funny. Plus, I like the theme song.I watch a lot of kids' shows. I don't have much choice. Spongebob, The Emperor's New Groove(or is it school? Cuzco anyway.), the Flintstones, Fairly Odd Parents, and 16, I watch and actually enjoy. The rest, I could live without.
You know what's funny and kind of sad? My daughter is in 6th grade this year.
He's very funny. "No touchie" is a phrase I use a lot.
Just sent you a couple ofinteresting articles. The zombie one is a killer - no pun intended.
Yeah, they're reall cool. F-ing idiots. I've compiled my tweets, just a minute and I'll post them. It's interesting, to me anyway.
my tweets are really lame and I have 5 of them
I have 135, though I'm not including the Goodreads tweets, that say "I want to read" that's just boring.I'm trying to figure out how to reverse the order before I post. Right now, last are at the top. Grr.
Good morning Sparky, how's it hangin? Really? You don't say. I see you've tried to wash the floor, but really you don't need all that water. I can do it myself. You'll soften the furniture like that you know. Here's a little morsel for you. **tosses a leg into pool** Now, be patient, there's more. You're getting a little chubby, I think you can wait until dinner for the rest. Don't give me that look, I won't be swayed. I forgot to post my writing yesterday. Yes, I wrote! I edited a bit too. I'm so productive.
2029 words. Not bad. Getting back there slowly.
Wow, 2029 words and editing too! You're very productive I'd say! Have a fabulous day!
Thanks Teresa, that is an exceptionally good day when I get both done. Usually it's either one or the other. But I'm getting better at multitasking.
Goodness, I miss a few updates and suddenly you have 222 posts. I need to be more on top of it.WHere's your tweets posted at?
And what's the Zombie killer thing with PAul?
OOhh- you havea new little pet! WE've got some egotistical irritants that we could feed to him.Good sparky! Yes that's right- munch him good before he spews new bull crap self-serving gibrish.
do you think we could feed him like the IRS or something?? Because id we didn't have to pay taxes my shed would be done by now
Yes, Sparky could use a good pompous ass platter. Couldn't you Sparky? Now, that's what I'm talking about. Can squid smile? Cause I think he's smiling.I forgot about the tweets. How do I reverse the order? Anyone know? Cause right now the oldest are at the bottom of the page. I suppose I could just say that. Frustrating.
The storm is here, the storm is here!! I love it, but it looks like the lightning is dying down a bit. Lots fo rain and wind and thunder though. It's okay inside the house, the dogs are glued to the big window in the living room. Harley's eyes are all bulged out and googly looking. 
Writer's Paradise
Books mentioned in this topic
Twenty Thousand Leagues Under the Sea (other topics)Twenty Thousand Leagues Under the Sea (other topics)
