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message 1: by Lori (new)

Lori (tnbbc) ...I finally get my shoes on, and my fucking foot FINALLY decides to be itchy!

Or when I'm doing 85 on the interstate, and I get that impossible to reach itch right in the center of my back, and it itches SO BAD that I think Im going to go CRAZY if I dont itch it right that second!


message 2: by Lori (new)

Lori (tnbbc) must be only me.

(awkward silence)

Awwwwwl-righty then!


The Crimson Fucker (tcf123) | -6 comments hahahahahahahahahh!


The Crimson Fucker (tcf123) | -6 comments GUAHAHAHHAHA, I DONT KNOW WHY I FIND THIS REALLY FUNNY!


The Crimson Fucker (tcf123) | -6 comments Is ike that time I was telling some friends that if could reach I’ll give myself some head… and when I asked em if they’d do it too they just left =(


message 6: by Kasia (new)

Kasia Well, there's easy way out - just chop of the damn foot. There, problem solved.


message 7: by Donitello (new)

Donitello And dig out that troublesome spot on your back. Look -- Swiss cheese Lori!


message 8: by Lori (new)

Lori (tnbbc) Yummy!
I also hate when my eyelid twitches. And nothing I do can make it stop. And people think you are nuts cause when you tell them about it, they say they cant see it!

I dont like not having control over my own muscles!


message 9: by Donitello (new)

Donitello Not even during orgasm?

....I thought so.

Please, Lori -- think things through a bit more thoroughly before going off. These ill-advised tirades can only end in tears.

Hardy har har. Gee, I think I'm funny!


message 10: by Kasia (new)

Kasia Eyelid? Rip it off!!! Who needs an eyelid?!

Ps. I really like when it twitches - it's so much fun! Tickles and vibrates.... And if the twitch gets too much, putting a pressure on it always helps me.


message 11: by Donitello (new)

Donitello Sure! Pressure for you... ripping it off for everyone else. Don't think I'm not onto your little game, K.


message 12: by Amanda (new)

Amanda (randymandy) Message 9 is the first thing that's ever made me realize the truth behind "be careful what you wish for."


I shall never ever wish for my muscles to stop twitching.


message 13: by Donitello (new)

Donitello Atta girl.


message 14: by smetchie (last edited May 07, 2009 05:46AM) (new)

smetchie | 5729 comments Kasia wrote: " I really like when it twitches - it's so much fun! Tickles and vibrates.... And if the twitch gets too much, putting a pressure on it always helps me. "

Kasia's had a loooooooooooooooooooooong winter. :):)


message 15: by Rusty (new)

Rusty (rustyshackleford) | 2198 comments Poor Kasiacita.


message 16: by Lori (new)

Lori (tnbbc) Doesnt take long for simple statements to de-evolve into the gutter here, huh?

I must remember to watch my phrasing.
I must remember to watch my phrasing.
I must remember
remember



message 17: by [deleted user] (new)

That swiss cheese comment, Doni: GROSS!


message 18: by Donitello (new)

Donitello Living inside my head is not easy. One would think you might show compassion.


message 19: by Kasia (new)

Kasia Should remember not to read this stuff in public places (Rusty, Gretchen). You just make me squirm and blush and laugh at the screen like a crazy person. Soon they'll have me committed. And what then? My long winter would get extended indefinitely. Cannot have that.


message 20: by Kasia (new)

Kasia Lori wrote: "I must remember
remember
"



Lori, it's pointless, just go with it, they'll get to you no matter how hard you try to keep it all squeaky clean.



message 21: by Kasia (new)

Kasia Doni wrote: "Living inside my head is not easy. One would think you might show compassion."

You think we are capable of compassion? Think twice.

But I guess you could find comfort in this: you're not the only one here with that problem.


message 22: by Dave (new)

Dave Russell You also live inside Doni's head? What's it like in there?


message 23: by Kasia (new)

Kasia Gross and creepy, where do you think all those messed up images come from?


message 24: by Donitello (new)

Donitello Oh YEAH!! Make ME your excuse. Like everyone here will believe THAT....

Take responsibility, young lady. For once and all. I say this for your own good. Jesus.


message 25: by Donitello (new)

Donitello Dave: It's nice. When Kasia isn't trying to crash, that is. Kind of colorful, and musical. Very validating. My self-esteem is constantly on the rise here.


message 26: by Kasia (new)

Kasia ::batting eyelashes, trying to look innocent::


message 27: by Kasia (new)

Kasia And responsibility? No thank you, I'll pass. I must say I quite like this arrangement as is.


message 28: by Donitello (new)

Donitello And I must say, I ADOOOOOOOOORE the art you post here. It has given me some extremely happy moments. But that don't mean you should attribute them to me. To quote my husband's students, it just ain't right.


message 29: by Donitello (new)

Donitello Yes, he does teach English, why do you ask?


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