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When people don't answer my questions (ALFONSO!)

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message 1: by smetchie (last edited Apr 28, 2009 02:30PM) (new)

smetchie | 5729 comments Alfonso if you ever DO decide to fuck a Papaya, do you think you'll go for the Mexican or the Hawaiian variety?

The Hawaiian varieties are the papayas commonly found in supermarkets. These pear-shaped fruit generally weigh about 1 pound and have yellow skin when ripe. The flesh is bright orange or pinkish, depending on variety, with small black seeds clustered in the center. Hawaiian papayas are easier to harvest because the plants seldom grow taller than 8 feet. Mexican papayas are much larger than the Hawaiian types and may weigh up to 10 pounds and be more than 15 inches long. (!!) The flesh may be yellow, orange or pink. The flavor is less intense than that the Hawaiian papaya but still is delicious and extremely enjoyable. They are slightly easier to grow than Hawaiian papayas. A properly ripened papaya is juicy, sweetish and somewhat like a cantaloupe in flavor, although musky(HAH!) in some types. The fruit (and leaves) contain papain which helps digestion and is used to tenderize meat.

Now that I'm paying attention, they DO sound kind of sexy.


message 2: by Kasia (new)

Kasia Gretchen wrote: "Now that I'm paying attention, they DO sound kind of sexy. "

Well when you put it like: "delicious and extremely enjoyable (...) A properly ripened papaya is juicy, sweetish and somewhat (...) musky" no wonder.

Oh Gretchen, Gretchen.



message 3: by Rusty (new)

Rusty (rustyshackleford) | 2198 comments Wow Gretchen, that sucker still hasn't replied.

Alfonso, you'd better start packing. I have an idea that her revenge will be swift and terrible.


message 4: by smetchie (new)

smetchie | 5729 comments But Rusty...see what I mean about Papayas?


message 5: by Rusty (new)

Rusty (rustyshackleford) | 2198 comments No. No I do not.

Even if I were so inclined, it's a moot point. Fruit and I have come to an understanding; it doesn't like me, and I don't like it - so we stay out of each other's way. De-flowering a papaya would surely break this long-standing treaty.


message 6: by smetchie (new)

smetchie | 5729 comments OMG he was here and he STILL didn't answer! Maybe he doesn't scroll? I really want to KNOW!


message 7: by Rusty (new)

Rusty (rustyshackleford) | 2198 comments I think you need to let it go, chiquita. In this case, I imagine ignorance really is bliss.


message 8: by smetchie (new)

smetchie | 5729 comments Ok you're right. I'll live.


message 9: by Kasia (new)

Kasia I think this no reply thing is deliberate, he's sitting there somewhere, laughing at us.


message 10: by smetchie (new)

smetchie | 5729 comments FUCK YOU, NON-ANSWERING PAPAYA FUCKER! Don't laugh at us or I'll jam a Mexican papaya up your ass.
(let's see if that does anything.)


message 11: by Tom (new)

Tom Foolery (tomfoolery) Use a pineapple instead of a papaya.


message 12: by Kasia (last edited May 01, 2009 03:26AM) (new)

Kasia Because the canned ones have holes in the middle already?

I guess that would work... But, you know, just stay away from all the fresh ones, they have a high acid content - it would hurt as hell afterwards!


message 13: by smetchie (new)

smetchie | 5729 comments Kasia, I'm thinking Tom was suggesting I jam a pineapple up Alfonso's ass in place of a papaya. Not suggesting that he fuck a pineapple instead of a papaya. But HAHAHAHAHAH! Canned ones with the hole in the middle. HAHAHAHAHA!


The Crimson Fucker (tcf123) | -6 comments holy fuck there was a thread about this??? i just realized! gretchen i did answer your questions!


message 15: by smetchie (new)

smetchie | 5729 comments Yeah FINALLY you did answer it in the poll. But not before I got irritated enough to post a thread about it! And your answer, once I finally got it, was pretty underwhelming. Especially since I'd been waiting for so long to hear it. Maybe you should consider the possibility that Ayana or whoever you're hating for not answering YOUR question might just not have noticed it or didn't bother to scroll down or whatever.


message 16: by Rusty (new)

Rusty (rustyshackleford) | 2198 comments And as a Dominican, shouldn't you already know everything about baseball?


The Crimson Fucker (tcf123) | -6 comments Gretchen, I send her direct pms!!! I posted twice on her page!!! Omg!! Why don’t she answer me!!!


Rusty, I think that’s the reason she don’t want to tell me! I may have been a little sarcastic when she ask me if I know anything about baseball… I may have said something in the line “ no I don’t know nothing about base ball, you have found the only Dominican on earth who doesn’t knows about baseball” maybe she mad at that?



message 18: by Rusty (new)

Rusty (rustyshackleford) | 2198 comments Bien dicho, hombre.


message 19: by smetchie (new)

smetchie | 5729 comments I don't know. Why didn't YOU answer ME? How long have you given her? It took you 3 days or something unacceptable like that. And if your sending her pms, she's probably cranky and bloated. (Hahahah!)


Reads with Scotch the means she is PMS'ing fooz... give her space you don't want to get any estrogen on yer shoes that shit is impossible to deal with.


message 21: by [deleted user] (new)

"estrogen on yer shoes"

THAT IS DISGUSTING!


Reads with Scotch I know that's what I am telling the duder he needs to leave it alone.


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