The Lightning Thief
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Last one to post is a winner!
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! Good grief! I just imagined a blonde doing this!!!! HAHAHAHA!!!
Your response is very satisfying. :)
LOL that was a good one and it kind of rhymed!
A blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner.The clerk looks at her and says that he doesn't serve blondes, so she goes back home and dyes her hair black.
The next day she returns to the store and asks the same thing, and again, the clerk said he doesn't serve blondes.
Frustrated, the blonde goes home and dyes her hair yet again, to a shade of red.
Sure that a clerk would sell her the TV this time, she returns and asks a different clerk this time.
To her astonishment, this clerk also says that she doesn't serve blondes.
The blonde asks the clerk, "How in the world do you know I am a blonde?"
The clerk looks at her disgustedly and says,"That's not a TV -- it's a microwave!"
That one is my second favorite. ;)
This, however is my absolute favorite!Three women are about to be executed for crimes. One's a brunette, one's a redhead, and one's a blonde.
Two guards brings the brunette forward, and the executioner asks if she has any last requests. She says no, and the executioner shouts, "Ready . . . Aim . . ."
Suddenly the brunette yells, "earthquake!!" Everyone is startled and looks around. She manages to escape.
The angry guards then bring the redhead forward, and the executioner asks if she has any last requests. She says no, and the executioner shouts, "Ready . . . Aim . . ."
The redhead then screams, "tornado!!" Yet again, everyone is startled and looks around. She too escapes execution.
By this point, the blonde had figured out what the others did. The guards bring her forward, and the executioner asks if she has any last requests. She also says no, and the executioner shouts, Ready . . . Aim . . ."
The blonde shouts, "fire!!"
Ha I like that one too!
Brooklyn wrote: "Ha I like that one too!"Thanks! ;)
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Hey, am I supposed to win? I am last. Nobody is allowed to post. Since I am governor, I could put you in jail. But still, I loved this book. I am addicted to this series!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
now I am winning
..^.^..
I'm back, and I'm the winner!
WAS winning, you mean. ;)
Well, if it's so cozy, you should be very content there.
Why wouldn't I be welcome in my own mansion? I will be sure to send you an invite though.
No, thank you. I would rather have you come to my place instead. I don't really like second place cottages.
Ohhhhhhhh...... Then you should really try harder to win. Because as of right now, it looks like that's where you're going to be living.
I'm back
AHHHHH!!! Now there are two of you to keep at bay!!!
Oh yes! The more, the merrier!
Nice try Katherinej, but not today!!!!
Oh yes today!
That was a good rhyme by the way. :)
I don't know if you intended though.
But, anyway, who doesn't love good competition? I know I love it!
I did not. I am simply wonderful unintentionally.
Me, too! Although I would describe myself as more... intelectually amazing and pleasantly humoured. :)
WELL, LET'S NOT BE OVERTLY MODEST!!!
Well while you guys smack talk about how you are going to win. I am going to discreetly come and sneak in first place.
It's only discreet if no one notices! ;)
Sooooo..... What keeps you up so late?
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