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[E.j.]

Hehe

[E.j.]

Oh, and for anyone who's wondering, yes, I am winning.

[Faizan]

nope

[E.j.]

You really are quite frustrating.

[E.j.]

( no offense ) ;)

[Katherine E-J]

Heyyyy! I am winning now. And that one question sparked a whole page of posts. That was cool.

[❍◦●○❍Brooklyn ❍○●◦❍]

I am winning now!!! ^-^

[Katherine E-J]

Nooooo me!

[Katherine E-J]

Two posts ahead of you!

[❍◦●○❍Brooklyn ❍○●◦❍]

really?

[❍◦●○❍Brooklyn ❍○●◦❍]

Really?

[❍◦●○❍Brooklyn ❍○●◦❍]

really?

[Katherine E-J]

Yes!

[Katherine E-J]

Ok, who can think of a good (appropriate) joke?

[❍◦●○❍Brooklyn ❍○●◦❍]

What did Obi-wan say to Luke at lunch?

[Katherine E-J]

What?

[❍◦●○❍Brooklyn ❍○●◦❍]

Use the Fork, Luke use the Fork. ;)

[Katherine E-J]

Hahahahahahahahahahaha!! Oh! That's a good one!

[❍◦●○❍Brooklyn ❍○●◦❍]

Thanks XD, if you haven't noticed I'm a total Starwars geek! LOL

[Katherine E-J]

Where do hotdogs dance?

[Katherine E-J]

At meatballs!!

[E.j.]

That was pretty good. I couldn't figure it out.

[❍◦●○❍Brooklyn ❍○●◦❍]

LOL Hahahahaha!!!! Hohoho nice one. ;D

[E.j.]

A man is injured in an accident. He calls 911 and says, " Operator, Operator, I need help! Please call me an ambulance."
The Operator replied, "Okay, sir, you're an ambulance."

[[deleted user]]

Hey! There was this riddle and I still haven't found the answer to it!!
A man and his son r in a car crash. The father is killed, and the child is taken to the hospital badly injured. When he gets there, the surgeon says
"I can't operate on this boy. He is my son"

How is this possible?

[E.j.]

The surgeon is the mother.

[❍◦●○❍Brooklyn ❍○●◦❍]

? idk

[E.j.]

Come on people!!! The surgeon is the kids mom!

[❍◦●○❍Brooklyn ❍○●◦❍]

*slap my self*

I feel dumb now.

[Katherine E-J]

E.j. wrote: "A man is injured in an accident. He calls 911 and says, " Operator, Operator, I need help! Please call me an ambulance."
The Operator replied, "Okay, sir, you're an ambulance.""

Hahaha! Good one!

[❍◦●○❍Brooklyn ❍○●◦❍]

yeah, that was a good one.

[Katherine E-J]

What has 18 legs, is covered with red spots, and catches flies?

[❍◦●○❍Brooklyn ❍○●◦❍]

?

[Katherine E-J]

A baseball team with the measles. ;)

[Katherine E-J]

How do you top a car?

[Katherine E-J]

Tep on the brake, toopid!

[E.j.]

hehehe!

[❍◦●○❍Brooklyn ❍○●◦❍]

LOL those both were funny.

[Katherine E-J]

Thank you! You know, my family wouldn't have found those were funny because I am the comedian of the family and they have prolly heard something like that before. I can't tell you how nice it is to have a fresh audience! :)

[Katherine E-J]

Two sandwiches walk into a bar, the bartender says ' We don't serve food here.'

[Katherine E-J]

Or how bout this one?
A man walked into a bar. He became unconcious.

[Katherine E-J]

Get it?

[E.j.]

Bahahaha!!! Ok, that was the best one yet I think!

[Courtney]

Nice. That was the best!!

[❍◦●○❍Brooklyn ❍○●◦❍]

Those were hilarious :D

[Katherine E-J]

Thanks! :) I'm flattered! :)

[❍◦●○❍Brooklyn ❍○●◦❍]

XD

[Katherine E-J]

So, is anyone here blond? Cuz I know some funny blond jokes, but i don't want to insult anyone.

[❍◦●○❍Brooklyn ❍○●◦❍]

I'm dirty blond but idc if you do.

[E.j.]

I'm not.