Sandra Giles - Author of the Collision Of Worlds series

[Sandra]

Be sure to drop some for my jelly baby hunt!

[David]

Sandra wrote: "Has David gone already? I'm thinking of setting a trap up for him."

I hope it's a humane trap?

[Gingerlily - The Full Wild]

Oh! I knew there was something I forgot to buy. I was too busy trying to remember to get batteries,

[Sandra]

It's a human trap. Does that count for anything?

[Gingerlily - The Full Wild]

Is David human then?

[Sandra]

He certainly tastes it.

[Gingerlily - The Full Wild]

Have you a bit I could try? Oh now look whats happening - you're giving me a taste for human flesh too!

[Sandra]

I tore a few strips off while he wasn't looking. You can have some if you like. Don't worry though (not that you were); I taped up the areas I took from.

[Gingerlily - The Full Wild]

Mmmm - not bad. He really is quite tasty.

[Sandra]

So now I've turned you and Marcus to human flesh. Hmm, who's next?

[David]

*checks for missing parts, and sighs with relief when realising certain parts are still in tact*

[Will]

*Stays silent in corner*

[Sandra]

Psst Gingerlily. Ever tried a slice of Will?

David, I'd never take anything important from a friend!

[David]

Good to know. Who gets to decide which are the important bits? Just my wife's oppinion on this differs from mine :~/

[Sandra]

I do. Mwahaha.

[David]

*Hides in corner with Will*

[Sandra]

I wouldn't do that if I were you. We need to get to him in order for Gingerlily to retrieve a sample.

[David]

Strangest deli counter I've ever hidden in

[Gingerlily - The Full Wild]

Well we did have Will roasted and sliced up a couple weeks ago...

[Will]

If you were wanting samples, david is the expert! (or so I'm told.)

[Gingerlily - The Full Wild]

Not those kind of samples!!

[Will]

Coward! Hand back your petrie dish....

[Gingerlily - The Full Wild]

here is a stool sample...

http://farm3.staticflickr.com/2021/22...

[Will]

I wonder who spends time carving their own stools like that?

[Gingerlily - The Full Wild]

Dunno - but I hope they make sure its dried out properly first...

[Will]

The proportions are all wrong for me.

[Gingerlily - The Full Wild]

Well you have to make your own...

[David]

I've always found stools a little uncomfortable.

[Gingerlily - The Full Wild]

That's because you never had a custom made one.

[Sandra]

Umm...I think I'm going to stay out of this conversation.

[Will]

David needs more roughage in his diet...

[Sandra]

Urgh.

[David]

I already have bran flakes for breakfast; perhaps straw?

[David]

WAKE UP!!!

[Sandra]

*Mumbles and goes back to sleep*

[David]

*was going to pull off covers, but chickened out*

[Sandra]

Ha! I'm up now. Actually I've been up for a while, but it's so quiet over here that I fear I might end up falling asleep again.

[David]

I have too many things to do and I'm going to end up doing none of them.

[Sandra]

Well that's pretty stupid. At least do one of them. Jeez.

[David]

I should go and do some writing, even if it's just for an hour, shouldn't I?

[Sandra]

Oh but if you do that I'll have to get back to work too!

[David]

Ok, I demandthat you do some work, then I will feel obliged to do the same.

[Sandra]

Actually I am, but my incredible multi-tasking skills are allowing me to stay on here. Result!

[David]

Can I purchase some of these multi-tasking skills?

[Sandra]

I think you'd have to purchase female genes. Or perhaps if you just wore some female jeans...?

[David]

If only I'd known sooner. Wearing female jeans can give a male super powers.

Red bull gives you wings and bodyform (whatever that is) gives the ability to undertake any strenuous physical activity.

[Sandra]

It actually took me a while to remember what bodyform is. For some reason I thought it was deodorant! So if you combine the three, you'll be unstoppable!

[David]

But very arrestable :~/

[David]

Or sectionable!

[David]

Or Unstabable!