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Sandra Giles - Author of the Collision Of Worlds series
I've already been bitten, so you obviously didn't like the taste. Promise to pop (not Poop) on your thread on a regular basis.If you're off searching is it Ok to make myself at home?
I like the taste, just not the idea of losing a friend. I'm so conflicted! Please don't poop on my thread. Save it for Will's.Sure, settle yourself down. It might be a bit lonely though.
Hmmmm.Needs curtains in here.
Good idea. That way I can hide the bodies.
They'll end up cremated if you let Patti anywhere near the curtains!
Behind the curtains?Good idea.
I love the smell of pork.
Maybe we could let her eat anyone in the sin bin. Apart from Will of course.
Why can't I eat Will? Doesn't he taste good?
Well he might object. Unless you marinate him in merlot first.
I wouldn't dream of serving him up in any other way.
It would have to be a proper banquet.
Ignite! Don't go away! Can I tempt you with a slice of Will?
This thread's growing nicely and it's not even been watered
It must be my charm and wit. Or perhaps no one wants to be eaten.
Best not to eat the visitors Sandra, some of them may be potential readers
This slice of will is very tasty, but I just hit a lump of gristle.
That's why we're eating Will, David. Sorry about that Gingerlily. I'll give you another slice.
Ah thanks, thats better, very tender.
Oh I only went away to read something else. I'm back now. Oh, no... off to read! Keep me seat warm - Oh, Missus!
I'm back.Where do you want this applesauce?
oooh you are saucy!
I've already vented elsewhere about my feelings on fruit and meat combinations, so I won't do it here
More for us, David.Would you like a nice boatful of Will gravy instead?
I really like fruit an meat combinations. What was that one I really loved? I think it was lamb and apricoy tagine...
My fave is turkey and cranberry.
I like beef or venison in red wine :D Does that count as fruit?
I'd say so. Everyone knows wine is part of your five a day. So are chocolate raisins, jaffa cakes, and Terry's chocolate orange.
7up has lemon and lime in it - prevents scurvy...
And strawberry chocolate. I must be really healthy.
Look at the mess in here Sandra. Chocolate and fruit everywhere!
and what is that puddle over there in the corner?
*gets out the rolled up newspaper*
*gets out the adult nappies*
The puddle wasn't down to me, but it may explain the damp coming through to my thread and encouraging all those slugs
Was probably Will peeing all over the seat.
You guys makes me laugh. Sorry about the mess. I'll cover it over with a rug.
Oh god. Somewhere else that abuses me.Can I go back to the Sin Bin Patti? There's a better class of riff raff there.
You seem to have recovered quite well from being eaten Will!
I've got this pain all down my left leg...
And a brain the size of a planet?
Its just not connected up...
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Thanks for making your way to the madness that this will undoubtedly become. Hopefully this will go smoothly, but I am a bit of a technophobe and so it'll come as a shock if I get this right. I'm the author of the Collision Of Worlds series, which includes novels such as Plead Insanity, Minority Rules and Eternal Sentence. All feature those dreaded creatures of the night, also known as vampires, only mine don't tend to roam at night. There are some short stories from the series too, but it could become overcrowded if I start dropping links to everything. So far there are twelve full-length novels for this series, branching off with various different narrators and bringing new types of supernatural beings to the table. Or novels, as is the case. Most of the novels have yet to be released, mostly because I'm terribly disorganised and like having many novels lying in wait just in case I am incapable of coming up with anything else.
More ramblings on and off the topic of insanity can be found on my blog: http://sandragiles.blog.com/
Oh, I'm also a blue monster. I most probably should've started with that. The best way to avoid being eaten is to talk to me. If I catch you lurking in the shadows you'll undoubtedly end up being part of my next meal.