Sandra Giles - Author of the Collision Of Worlds series

[Gingerlily - The Full Wild]

501

[David]

Weve been here before :~/ 502

[Gingerlily - The Full Wild]

Deja post?

[Sandra]

Hey! Why must you ruin the numbers?! Grr.

[David]

500+5=

[Sandra]

That's maths that I just can't do. Is the answer 10? You're meant to add all the digits together, right?

[Gingerlily - The Full Wild]

nope. get a calculator and it will do the hard thing with the numbers for you

[Sandra]

I thought the point in calculators was to spell out random words?

[David]

508

[David]

The 97th prime number!

Edit to say that's now out of sync,as Sandra types quicker than me.

[Sandra]

Mwahahaha!

[Sandra]

Wow, it has been two months today since the last post. There seems to be an echo...echo...echo...

[Gingerlily - The Full Wild]

Oh hello Sandra - you seem to have been very quiet for the last while. Hows it goig??

[David]

I think Sandra's life has been "goig" in the direction of social.

Hi Sandra, I've suffered a lack of abuse while you've been gone.

GL, what's the tag about fish mean?

[Gingerlily - The Full Wild]

Its a Douglas Adams quote. The cool people recognise it...

[David]

*Sigh*

Daughters are always telling me how uncool I am, anyway. So nothing new. My jokes are lame too, apparently :~/

[Gingerlily - The Full Wild]

Well fathers are always uncool to daughters. Its part of the job description.

[David]

If I'm filling the job description, then, I must be doing something right :~)

[Sandra]

My life has been "goig" in the direction of social, which is shocking and disturbing. Oh David I'm sorry. Would you like me to abuse you now?

[David]

You'll have to make it quick, as I'm going out soon.

[Sandra]

I'll prepare the whips instead of the hot pokers then. Much faster.

[Gingerlily - The Full Wild]

Here, you can use my favourite whip. I have it all oiled and ready.

[David]

You ladies. *shakes head* Have you not learned that physical abuse loses its edge over time. Mental abuse is much more effective.

[Sandra]

But it's more time-consuming. You said you're in a hurry.

[Gingerlily - The Full Wild]

I can do some very delicate work with the whip. Especially if I use the blindfold as well...

[David]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DohRa9...

[Sandra]

I don't want to know about your bedroom antics.

[David]

GL may have some good tips!

[Sandra]

I also don't want to know about her ti-

Oh, you said "tips". Never mind.

[David]

So you've resisted viewing my demonstration of mental torture, Sandra?

Now, my wife, she knows how to combine mental and physical torture. I am soon to be dragged off to the shops and made to take part in shopping for holiday clothes :~/

[Gingerlily - The Full Wild]

I do have good ti...

[David]

Are there bad ones?

[Gingerlily - The Full Wild]

Thats a matter of taste I suppose.

[David]

They all taste the same, in my limited experience. Maybe I've been missing out on something.

[Sandra]

Tins?

David, I can't imagine ever subjecting you to that form of torture as it would be horrific for me, too.

[Gingerlily - The Full Wild]

I dunno - I've never tasted any. That I remember...

[David]

Tins taste kind of... tinny.

[Gingerlily - The Full Wild]

Have you just licked one David?

[Sandra]

It depends on what was in them. Some have overpowering tastes..

[Will]

Where has Sandra been, and who/what has she been doing?

[David]

She's being very cagey about it.

[Gingerlily - The Full Wild]

Has she been kept in a cage then?

[Will]

Has she been indulging her appetites, then?

I mean Blue Monsters can only diet for so long.

[Sandra]

I'm usually on the other side of the cage.