This is not The Haters Club You're Looking For discussion
Lazy ass men!
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Jiaka1981 Winfield
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Mar 29, 2009 10:37PM
i hate that my boyfriend NEVER takes a towel into the bathroom when he showers. Then when he's done he yells for me to stop what i'm doing to bring him one. ...hold on i gotta go.
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And why is taking her so long!!! To come back… sex in the shower???
ummm... why are there no towels in the bathroom? I have never seen a bathroom without a towel rack...
I don't get it. yelling for TP...that happens all the time.
well yeah who hasn't don't that?it is really embarrassing when you are in a public bathroom and all too late you notice...
more so for guys because if you're in the stall and you need TP, well you know what's up. Not so bad for girls since we have to sit down all the time. sigh.
I once had someone really brazenly reach her hand under the stall,wave it at me and sing "Toilet Paper Please!" at first I thought she thought I was someone else but no...she was just that forward.
Usually you get something more passive aggressive like "Shoot! There's no TP in here!" then the person closest is required to offer.
Servius Sextus Heiner wrote: "ummm... why are there no towels in the bathroom? I have never seen a bathroom without a towel rack..."I don't keep bath towels in my bathroom. Just hand towels. I wish, WISH, I had a linen closet in my bathroom, but I don't...
I'll send you 10.50 so you can go to home depot and buy a towel rack. it is just a bar...geez.
“more so for guys because if you're in the stall and you need TP, well you know what's up. Not so bad for girls since we have to sit down all the time. sigh.”
I think you’re misunderstanding a key element of mens’ bathroom etiquette, Gretchen. We don’t care what the guy next door is doing. We’re not embarrassed to drop a deuce in a public bathroom. We don’t really give a rat’s if it’s loudy/stinky. This is one of the many advantages of being a dude.
Did I misunderstand Nick? You said:it is really embarrassing when you are in a public bathroom and all too late you notice
What's the embarassing part then?
that you are on the shitter with no shit paper. Now I have to converse with another dude wail my pants are around my ankles. I don't care that he is there wail I am droping some shitti's off at the pool I do care that I have to talk to them with my pants down.it kind of relates to my rule about being friendly: Never become to friendly with people, you never know when you will have to kill them.
same applied here, if I were in the restroom, doing my business and this toilet paper supplier decides to get froggy I am going to have to kill him with my pants around my ankles.
I'm having the same problem with my neighbor. She yelled at me about cat poop.
My husband yelled at her for yelling at me.
Now she wants to talk to me all the time and be "friendly". She keeps being all nicey nice to my daughter (that's the pants around the ankles part).
Before all this we were co-existing nicely w/o talking. She gave me dirty looks which I ignored and that was the extent of it.
Rusty wrote: "...This is one of the many advantages of being a dude..."I don't think you need to be a dude "to drop a deuce" in public. Ever been to a survival camp? No? I have, sort of (scouts camp). We had to build everything from scratch, starting with latrine: as a trench in the earth with two rods over it to sit on. Even had a linen roof. Fitted up to 5 people at once. Not as bad as you would think.
Kasia,Maybe this doesn't apply to you. Maybe it's mainly North American women. They like to be very polite, and dainty, and try not to draw attention to themselves in the bathroom. Many of them would rather drive thirty minutes to the house, than do their business in a public restroom.
Maybe. Maybe you should visit UK then - I'm always shocked by gals in the bars there. Nowhere near polite and dainty, always trying to draw attention. Very little inhibition. But I doubt you'd like that either.
I know guys who don't like to do their business in public restrooms.
germaphobes? that is a sexless aliment.
Servius Sextus Heiner wrote: "I'll send you 10.50 so you can go to home depot and buy a towel rack. it is just a bar...geez."I forgive you, Nick. I forgive you for knowing absolutely nothing about bathroom aesthetics. I have a towel rack. It's for hand towels. For drying your hands after you wash them with my organic, vegetarian, synthetic-free, hand-crafted soap. I don't want bath towels in my bathroom. Here are some reasons why:
1. I don't want people drying their hands on my bath towel.
2. Bath towels are giant and take up lots of space, cluttering up the bathroom. I'm no tidy housekeeper, but I can't stand a cluttered bathroom.
3. I have a roommate. Sometimes I have more than one roommate. We each have a bath towel and a hair towel. That's two towels apiece. And if I keep my towels in my bedroom, I can walk from the shower to the bedroom in my towel, and not have to get dressed in the bathroom, and not have to return my towels to the bathroom to dry.
It really makes quite a lot of sense.
Jiaka's boyfriend is doing it all wrong.
I hate germaphobes. Sissies. One of my friends is like that, we're good friends, but it's such a pain to be around him. Makes me feel like a dirty slob.
Germaphobes are sexless? Like amoebas or something?
Amanda, I think it's actually better to keep all the spare towel outa the bathroom. All the moisture does them no good...
Towel Job? sure has been a long time. Sounds like an excellent ploy for lovins.
message 1: hand him a paper towell and tell him next time he's on his own.
Just ignore the yelling. Then say "I'm sorry baby! I didn't even hear you!"
better yet, run out for an errand while he's in there.
Tell him that the shower curtain is really absorbent.
Tell him air-drying is good for his skin.
Tell him you like him just like that: clean, wet and naked.
or you know just put some fucking towels in the bathroom.
I agree Nick, she should say that to her boyfriend
Ok, I'll play with Marie.:Dude put your own towel in the fucking bathroom or I'll knuckle fuck your face.
does this topic really need 37 responses? we didn't even stray off into a subtopic.
Nick let me save us some time and do the whole "subtopic" thing. sex
sex
sex
ha ha
sex
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girl on girl sex
ew
yes
no
oh yah
boy on boy sex
not there's anything wrong with that
sex
sex
sex
weird porn
weirder pron
super freaky porn
sex
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ha ha ha
sexy sex
gross sex
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I think that's pretty much how it usually goes.
did your text thread go to nipples and cocks? didn't think so liar.
Nah, I think Marie is right on. Just give it time and nipples and cocks will pop up as they should.
The real question is: Are nipples and cocks proper bathroom talk subjects, or are they too taboo?
Are the nipples and cocks interacting?
perhaps.. that would be something to discuss... see we need to clarify all the possible splinter sub plots.... this is a very dynamic place after all.
like for instance, somebody might find Kaisa's phrase "Just give it time and nipples and cocks will pop up"...someone less mature than myself might think that's hilarious.
heh!It's funny because it's true!
I'd like to thank evryone for the suggestions, and yes i left and didn't come back because of shower sex. What else do you do when you walk in on a wet naked guy.
Well, I keep him around for a reason
