This is not The Haters Club You're Looking For discussion
I hate that I have to go and pick up Montambo!
The pause is essential Alfonso. If you don't pause, you wont get 50 bucks.Have fun!
Alfonso is cooking and baking for me right now!
Saraaaaaaaaaaaaaaah! I've been dying to hear from you. :)
SARAH! Forget Alfonso, come home. I think I'm single again. What am I supposed to do now? entertain myself?! get real!
I'll be home tomorrow, Marie. You're in my club, again! We'll do single lady stuff. (shut up, nick)
Tomorrow?- egads that was fast!Wednesday: you feel me in on all the NY details
Thursday: game night
Friday: Bonnie Prince Billy
Saturday - and forever on I work off the 10 pounds I gained from being in a "relationship" for the past 6 months (damn that comfort zone!!!)
*I know that I made a type-o on "Wednesday" and I admit I left if for the sole purpose of titillating Nick.
I'm gonna come with you on Saturday and forever, ok? I still haven't lost the 10 pounds I gained 2 years ago from being in a relationship OR the 10 pounds I gained after we broke up. What'd Alfonso bake?
1)Why would I correct your spelling? I am the last person to correct spelling/grammar issues.2)is this failed relationship guy, the same guy the condom poll was relating to? If so I thought that was over months ago...celibacy never works.
3)did you have a good time in NY?4) why does Marie and Amanda gain weight when in a relationship?
5) why does Amanda gain weight when she breaks his heart?
I will never understand women.
5) I'm the one with the broken heart here. It's me, me! *sigh*
Food makes me feel good when I'm happy AND when I'm sad. (Oh, and then there's booze. Calories, calories!)
Nick, real quick, go back and read carefully what Marie said about Wednesday in msg 9. It's a freudian thing.
regarding weight gain: 1st, I was at the movie last night and realized it was 5 pounds not 10. I considered changing my post but thought that was way too petty and yet, I'm still unable to avoid mentioning it here. Not that I'm above gaining 10 pounds due to a relationship, but that would be a bit much for 6 months.why I gained it: going out to eat more+going to gym less+he is a super great cook = 5 unwanted lbs.
and finaly...I got no finally - I just didn't want to start and end a post on the topic of my weight.
and now let's all send our good wishes Sarah's way as she heads back to OR, where she belongs.and then let's nag her to get her broken elbow x-rayed like she was supposed to do BEFORE she went to NY!
Get it x-rayed! Yes, you must. Or you might end up crooked like Jem Finch.
She IS crooked! Right before she left, and couldn't find her splint...that she'd been wearing upside down, off and on at best, she said, "I have to show you something", she pulled her arm out of the sling and hung both limbs by her side. ONE ARM IS TOTALLY TWISTED! yuck! She thinks she'll have to go for physical therapy, I'm guessing surgery (with re-breaking) e-gads!
Yes, heeding the doctor’s advice is important (sometimes). I had very minor surgery a month ago, and at first I didn’t strictly follow the doctor’s advice about curtailing physical activity. I started following his advice strictly after one of my lines of stitches came open and bled on my shorts.Oh, I hate ruining clothing with my own blood stains.
Rusty: groooooooooooooooooooooss. I mean I hope you're healed now.
Marie – I’m fine. I was good after that, nothing else tore open, and I’m back to 100%.Amanda – Not no, but @#*% no! I can understand why many would not want me to reproduce, but my kids actually keep me in check. So you should be grateful for them. Also, Rusty has a hard, fast rule: I will never get Lasik, because a laser will never be allowed to get near my eyes; and I will never get…….that…..procedure you mentioned, because a scalpel will never get near the boys.
Also, I kind of hate that I still get a kick out of making a girl say "groooooooooooooosss".
Hee hee! You said, "hard." When discussing vasectomies. Hee hee hee.Edit* hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee
I hate elective surgery. I kind of have a rule about it. (except I did break it to get my eyes lasered and it's pretty fucking cool!!)
I thought you'd pick up on that, Amanda.Gretchen, you're a brave lady.
My step-dad not only requested a mirror so he could watch his vasectomy, he also requested one so he could watch the reversal a few years later. go figure.
I would have elective surgery in a heart beat if I wasn't scared that I'd die and my kids would be stuck with the knowledge that I cared more about having a flat stomach than watching them grow up.
Just to be clear - I did not have elective surgery. I got some lumps removed because the wife was worried (there's cancer on both sides of the family). Turned out to be nothing.Edit: I suppose I did have "elective" surgery, but it was in no way cosmetic, which is what I equate with the word "elective".
I'm scared the next person that sees my naked body will shriek and run away in disgust.
PUH-LEEEEEEESE! You're straight right marie? Despite what Nick may hope for? Cuz I'm pretty sure men are just so happy your body is naked, they don't notice if it's not perfect.
I don't get your post... Was I being mean? huh whaaaa?Lets clear the air, woman don't need to be perfect to be attractive or hold sexual appeal. The female body is very versatile and has many powerful features, thick or thin tall or short.... body hair is about the only universal icky factor for me.
right. puleeze to Marie. I'm saying most men are just happy you're naked. "Dude, she was naked!"
"was she 5lbs overweight?"
"I dunno. Dude she was NAKED!"
::high fives::
Well, lets not get too excited, it also depends on what one is doing naked, there is such a thing as bad naked...Plunging a clogged toilet
attempting to reach something under the couch
there is indeed all kinds off bad naked no matter who you are.
Bad Naked (on a man):-a tee-shirt but no bottoms
-just socks
Geesh! Can't a gal spew a little insecurity without everyone gettin all up in her shit? (is that an expression, "all up in her shit", if not sorry that's kind of gross).I know that a guy wouldn't actually run away screaming when he saw my body, he'd politely keep his disapointmet to himself and move on with what he was offered. Kind of like I do when a guy displays what I consider to be a lack of intelligence and console myself with all his other great qualities.
kidding, kidding...kind of.
pst. Gretchen, I said I gained 5lbs not that I'm 5lbs overweight. If I were only 5lbs overweight I'd be walkin to town naked everyday!
OH ok. I get it. Spew away then. (but I'm pretty sure everyone was trying to make you feel better...not getting all up in your....yeah that's gross. I'm not gonig to say it.)
I know they were Gretchen, and it was very sweet, but something in my genetic make up just prevents me from being able to say thank you and moving on.A brief exchange between my brother and I might help explain the roots of this issue (I had recently purchased diapers for his babies):
him: what's up with the diapers?
me: they're for your babies.
him: those are expensive
me: well, it's not like I'm gonna make a habbit of it
see what I mean, I understand that normal people would say, "thanks for the diapers" and "your welcome" but - - - I don't know next thing you know my family will be playing board games w/o launching into near fist fights and hugging each at reunions. It just wouldn't be right.
Ok Ok time to pack the pity parade in, suck it in move along, It's not like she is actually naked or anything...And what is wrong with guys wearing just socks? I hate feet with a passion, unless in the shower they should be covered.
just socks?! groooooooooooooooos (again).
I was at a gay strip club one time and the men were all dancing on the bar naked except for socks. I'm not sure if it was to cover their feet or so they could slide around better or so the socks would absorb any spilled drinks and they wouldn't slip and fall. They looked pretty good, so I guess it all depends...
You know when I'm down to just my socks what time it is! It's business time, that's why they call them business socks.
Having to deal with feet all day would be horrible... pretty much the worse job in the world must be those Asian foot pedicure people... so sad, they should all be given a million gazillion bucks for having to touch so many feet all day every day. ::shudders::
hee-hee. That and the song about the part time model are my favorites by them.
What about a Tee shirt and no bottoms. That's pretty bad too right. I hate that worse than just socks. The opposite is sexy...Pants No Shirt.but Shirt No Pants should be reserved for small boy children being potty-trained.
O' the you are the most beautiful girl in the whole wide... room. when your walking down the street you are defiantly in the top three ;)
Do non-Asian foot pedicure have it bad too, or is just the "Asian foot peducure people" that you're concerned about? just wondering."You're so beautiful
You could be a part-time model
J: But you'd probably still have to keep your normal job
Both: A part-time model"
Nope just the Asian one's... I don't believe I have ever seen any other kind... it is like when they get their visa their handed keys to a pronail's or something strange.Come on Donna, the comedic value of the brown sweater out weighed the gross factor.
Marie, in a few hours you’ll own me 50 bucks =P