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Mr.Jay is irritating but Tyra is THE WORST. She thinks she knows everything. She's like Oprah in training. I HATE HER!
Gretchen wrote: "He's "Mr." Jay in order to differentiate him from Ms. Jay of course!"Ohhhhhhhhh. Ok, I get it now. Mister it is.
Yes, Tyra is horrible when she does her "counseling."
...and when she says "FIERCE" 95 times every episode.
And how plastic she looks during judging.
here's something I DON'T hate about ANTM
Noted fashion photographer Nigel Barker.
Woof.
That's an inside joke, which is obnoxious, but I just laughed my ass off over it, so it's worth it.
That's an inside joke, which is obnoxious, but I just laughed my ass off over it, so it's worth it.
I love how you hate these TV shows but are still able to describe them in great detail, along with precise specifics about why you hate them.
I used to love this show. I used to watch 3 shows: ANTM, Big Brother and LOST. Now I just watch one.
And, seeing how the one is LOST, you chose wisely.
If I had cable, I'd watch Flight of the COnchords and Project Runway, too.
I don't hate it. I just hate Tyra Banks. Sarah you can watch TV without cable? I didn't even know that was possible.
I get channel 2, 6, 8, 10, 12 and whatever is the CW. But in a few months, I won't be able to. I'm voting for no TV after, but if my sister wants to get cable, we probably will.
Montambo wrote: "I get channel 2, 6, 8, 10, 12 and whatever is the CW. But in a few months, I won't be able to. I'm voting for no TV after, but if my sister wants to get cable, we probably will."I reads this as "I'm pretending to be cultured thus being above simple television so I am going to wait for my sister to bitch out and get cable for me... then I can laugh at her every time she watches it, and then spend every second she is gone watching it myself."
Montambo you are like a book, so easy to read; you need a little bit of mystery.
Nope. You're wrong! I really used to watch a lot of TV when I had this terrible boyfriend back in my bedroom reading boring shit and boring me to death. Then over the last few years, I got out of the habit. I am not snobby about TV, it's just not in my routine, anymore. Or movies, really. I haven't even watched the Office in two years, even though I really liked it back in the TV days. One day, I'll get sick and I'll go get the dvds and watch them all in one weekend.
And I really do vote for no TV. You can ask Marie if you don't believe me. I've already talked to her about how I don't want cable, but I feel bad making Lisa pay for it all, even though she's the one who wants it. I do NOT think I'm too cool for TV!!!!!!!!!!!! I just don't want to pay for it because it's a waste of money for me, you ^&$%#Bleep**$*&!@!!!
I feel like punching you in the face, but you probably already know that. Besides, my right arm is broken and my left fist's power is laughable.
And I really do vote for no TV. You can ask Marie if you don't believe me. I've already talked to her about how I don't want cable, but I feel bad making Lisa pay for it all, even though she's the one who wants it. I do NOT think I'm too cool for TV!!!!!!!!!!!! I just don't want to pay for it because it's a waste of money for me, you ^&$%#Bleep**$*&!@!!!
I feel like punching you in the face, but you probably already know that. Besides, my right arm is broken and my left fist's power is laughable.
And as for your second part, who needs mystery? I'm an open book. GRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!
pfft... yer funny. I happen to know as fact you love LOVE FOTC!
I know! See message 85! I'm an open book!!!!!!!!!!!! But you're wrong about the tv thing! I'm not snobby. one. bit. ever. I don't try to look cool. That's not how I am. I'm just a dork who uses the computer for diversion rather than tv. I'm not a liar, though! GRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!
You are powerless against me so long as your fist of power is incapacitated! I have nothing to fear... I think I have been duped in the past if a 7 year old can defeat the fist of fury then what worries do I have. Threaten away TV lover!
Plus, I would never laugh at my sister for watching TV. Or anyone.
Nick, maybe my arm is going to heal in a way that gives me superhuman strength, so just watch it. Or go watch TV. Whatever.
Nick, maybe my arm is going to heal in a way that gives me superhuman strength, so just watch it. Or go watch TV. Whatever.
I saw that movie too Montambo, the concept was just as bad then as it is now that you have resurrected it...
What movie? I thought it sounded familiar.
angles... a baseball movie, i don't remember the exact title
Gretchen wrote: "Can you do something with mine, Doni? My kids are a**holes."In my role as "the Cleaner," I must first ask a few questions. How old are the a**holes in question?
Amanda wrote: "Doni, how do you pronounce your name? Is it Donnie? Or dough-knee. Emphasis on the first syllable I presume? "The first one -- like Osmond. (That's why I'm so fond of Marie's posts!)
Tom wrote: "I love how you hate these TV shows but are still able to describe them in great detail, along with precise specifics about why you hate them. "Come now, Tom, is there nothing in your life that you love to hate?
Servius Sextus Heiner wrote: "angles... a baseball movie, i don't remember the exact title"It's a kid right? he breaks his arm and then can throw crazy fast balls and get recruited by a major league team? His arm makes this icky clicking sound when he pitches. I don't remember the title either but it's a dumb movie.
My kids are 15 months and 4.5. Really only one of them is an a**hole and I think it's because she doesn't talk. Are you like The Wolf from Pulp Fiction? "If I'm curt with you it's because time is a factor. I think fast, I talk fast and I need you guys to act fast if you wanna get out of this. So, pretty please... with sugar on top...."
Gretchen wrote: "Servius Sextus Heiner wrote: "angles... a baseball movie, i don't remember the exact title"It's a kid right? he breaks his arm and then can throw crazy fast balls and get recruited by a major le..."
I believe there's talk of two separate children's flicks about baseball:
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I'm thinking of rookie of the year. that movie sucked.
"The Rookie", on the other hand, starring Dennis Quaid, and based on a true story, was a good movie. It also involved an injured arm that healed stronger than it had been before.
Gretchen wrote: "My kids are 15 months and 4.5. Really only one of them is an a**hole and I think it's because she doesn't talk. Are you like The Wolf from Pulp Fiction?"Yes, I am. Okay, next I need an example of the circumstances under which she doesn't talk.
Come on, Gretchen. We have a job to do here and I don't have all day.
Example of the circumstances under which she doesn't talk: all of them. She doesn't talk. She only points and screams. This happened today: she had a plastic teapot and teacup. older sister snatched the teapot. baby walked over to me, screamed in rage, threw the teacup at me with all her mite. So I might be giving her the benefit of the doubt when I say it's just that she can't talk. Because if she could talk she would have said: "Goddamnit lady! You fucking suck! You need to keep that bitch from touching me and my stuff!"
Hahaha, phew, OK for a minute I thought it was the older one who wouldn't talk. But I'm liking this enrage baby scenario. Why fumble through your meager vocabulary when a scream expresses that primal rage so much better!
just read my post and i see why you thought that. HA!
Wow... a BABY a**hole. Unusual.Let me get back to you.
Vicki, go wash your mouth out with soap. Why would you say such a thing? Doni, let's be honest - all babies are @$$holes. Some more frequently than others. Also, (now that we're on the topic) all babies are ugly as hell when they're first born. When someone tells me different, I know they're deluded or lying.
I lost this thread. Apologies, Gretchen. I know your need is real. My next question would be, do you think your older daughter is being a tad more a**holey toward her sister than you realize? We must eliminate that possibility before we can proceed.
Rusty, all babies are NOT a**holes. They are more like Special Ed adults -- you can't expect the same things of them that you do the rest of us. It is true, however, that all new babies are ugly. Of course, one never, EVER says this in the vicinity of the baby in question. Unless it's just you and it, in which case say whatever you want, what's the little Rain Man going to do, drool at you?
It's possible. My older daughter does provoke her, but the provoking merely consists of trying to hold her hand and give her kisses. So basically just getting in her face more than the little a**hole would like.In the weeks since this has been discussed I've taught her a few signs and that is helping a bit. But she still has a wicked temper.
Well, I've certainly known my share of passive-aggressive kissers. Does she accompany them with things like, "DARling, I simply LOVE your outfit. I just think it's so BRAVE the way you IGNORE fashion"? I could see this pissing the baby off.Signs -- good idea. I never thought of that. I suspect she'd make great use of the one-fingered salute.
Gretchen, signs do help a lot. My baby is much less prone to yell at us now that she knows the signs for food, drink, more, I'm done, and Put me on the @#%$ floor and turn on my favorite #$%^ing show, Super Why.
Demanding children are awesome... I think it is funny that little parasites have commandeered supposedly adult, lives.
Hi, old thread... Kids should not be in charge, kids should not be the one doing the commandeering, you've got it all backwards!
Kasia! Were on the same side of an issue! Look out world, you're in for a rough ride now!
yes I believe it is... maybe we should warn people and start evacuation preparations... who knows how this is going to turn out...
Who the fuck is on the OTHER side of this issue is what I'd like to know. Are there people out there proposing that kids should be in charge? Do you two agree that the world is round?seriously though I get what you're saying. People do let their kids make too many decisions nowadays. It's disgusting to watch.
Well there's the whole stress-free thing...
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