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[Lacey]

*bites on the wood, eyes wide* that is no knife...that's a huge sword

[Mike (the Paladin)]

Naahhhh....it's called a Montana Toothpick, now hold still.

Huh how about that, only a couple of inches past the armor. So, you want to bandage it or cauterize it??? I'll need to to stop the bleeding in my arm after that and then we need to make ourselves scarce. I think the Storm Troopers out there finally noticed something is going on.

Probably because his partner was standing in front of the wall.

[Lacey]

Umm I think bandaging will be fine..but that so called toothpick is much bigger than a toothpick and it hurt. Now hold still while I wrap you arm and place some burn cream on your leg.

[Mike (the Paladin)]

Okay...the knife is only a couple of feet long. Oh, keep bandaging but hold your head down so I can shoot over you. Storm Trooper getting to interested. I can tell 'cause he's aimin' his blaster this way.

You got access to a ship if Han or Mal aren't ready to lift off?

[Lacey]

*lowers head* umm...yea I heard that the Leviathan is not that far from here. It's ready to go whenever we are. Okay done...lets get out of here already.

[Mike (the Paladin)]

crack! crack! crack! Right let's go, I don't think I need to worry about policing the brass from my shots...Hold on! crack,crack,crack,crack!!!! Okay all clear.

Which way?

[Lacey]

I heard that the Leviathan is to the east from here...but Han ran west towards the Millennium Falcon...which way would o rather go...with Han or try a new adventure about the Leviathan, the ship that is a live.

[Mike (the Paladin)]

Leave it to you. I assume the Leviathan is a young one. I didn't think they liked to land...

Better pick up the pace, I mean shoot outs are fun and all but there seems to be a few dozen Storm Troopers headed this way and I don't know about you but I'm a little rusty on the old Jedi mind tricks.

'Course if you want to I'm good with another dust up. I haven't had this much fun since the Brown Coats' generals surrendered.

[Lacey]

Yes this one is a young one and actually doesn't mind landing shockingly.

And no I am very rusty in Jedi but I am very fluent in woman...hold on here they come. Hi boys...oh the shooters? Yes they went the other way. *bats eyes* okay bye!

Phew! There lets get to the Leviathan before they figure out I told them a lie.

[Mike (the Paladin)]

Don't worry. Some men take years to figure out a woman's lied to them....

:)


Uhhh, sorry...no offense there.

I'll just watch your back.....

[Lacey]

*raises an eyebrow* Yea...just stay close. How is your leg feeling? Do we need to take a break?

[Mike (the Paladin)]

....no it's fine, I'd rather you not break it.

[Lacey]

I'm not get to break it..I said take a break..you know from walking..sheesh Mike I think the pain is making you not think straight.

[Mike (the Paladin)]

Wellllllll....not sure but it could be this big knot on my head. Are there three of you now??? Oh never mind lets just get to the shhhllliiipppp.....

Sorry about that. Whishhh wwaaayyyy?????

[Lacey]

Oh no! Mike! You're in no condition to walk. Shoot! And Chewie went the other way....okay I've got it.

Lean on me and I'll help you walk.

[Mike (the Paladin)]

Ooookkkayyy....shoot what???? Okay. I'm good...walking fine. Just aim me in the right direction. Is that he Laviiiathornnnsshhhh shhlipppp... it's cute.

[Lacey]

Once we get on board I'll find the captain and the head medical person. They need to check you out. How many fingers am I holding up, Mike?

[Mike (the Paladin)]

.....twelve???? no wait it's four I can tell by looking at the hand in the middle of the other two.

Oh, hi little robot...are we on the ship now or did the street go metal?

[Lacey]

Mike, just let me do the talking and it was one by the way. The robot seems to have followed us from the bar...not sure what he wants but he looks Ike he likes you. *giggles*

Watch your step. We are boarding now and it looks like the captain came to meet us.

[Mike (the Paladin)]

whispers mum's the word, I'm just along for the ride..so to speak. By the way see if the captain has an aspirin.

[Lacey]

*shakes head* anyways... Hi...did you catch his name? He talks waaaayyyy too fast.

[Mike (the Paladin)]

No... I was still trying to be sure it it was a "him" or a "her". Vision still fuzzy I guess. Just remembered, I had some aspirin. Awful without water though.

Did you make out enough to be sure we're welcome??? I'd hate to have to walk home through vacuum.

[Lacey]

Yes he said we can come on..and it is a he...and he said that we have to help out with taking care of the ship as well as the other animals on board.

[Mike (the Paladin)]

Got the picture....but I still have a headache. If I start to, you know die or anything and I don't notice let me know.

Just remembered I left those 2 crates of weapons, the ones I found and the steampunk stuff you came up with on the Falcon, with the wild dog. Hope Han gets the stuff to Mal.

[Lacey]

*blinks* youu mean those two crates, that wild dog, and those Steampunk weapons? Ummmm....

[Mike (the Paladin)]

Yeah. They're on the Falcon along with our stuff...these clothes are a little the worse for wear. We've got our weapons, the other stuff we had on us...oh and the platinum coins I'm carrying and the ones I slipped into your pouch as I was bandaging you. It was in that Empire vehicle the wall fell on. I didn't figure they needed it anymore.

I mean I wouldn't steal. As the Emperor says...it is the "people's money".

[Lacey]

Very true..good call. The captain said either to follow him to our rooms or follow him to our doom....

[Mike (the Paladin)]

....you might want to clarify that.


Oh well. Wonder if we can get a change of clothes, we smell of smoke.

[Lacey]

Oh good he said rooms. Uuummmm he wants us to share? What?!? And he said our things are here?

[Mike (the Paladin)]

How...they were on the Falcon. And don't worry, we'll probably be on different shifts. I always wondered what organic life forms did on these....ships?

Still want to know how they got our stuff though.

[Lacey]

I don't know but the it kind of freaky...they said something about a wizard on board...oh crap! I forgot Harry, Ron, and Hermione have always wanted to go on one of these things. They are probably here somewhere.

[Mike (the Paladin)]

You know...I'm beginning to suspect that we've encountered some form of universal distortion wherein many universes are somehow intersecting.

That or the Doctor's around here somewhere.

[Lacey]

I would go with both. The captain said take a nap...both of us...then meet with him for dinner. Good I could use a break and these bed/hammocks look comfy!
*Sits you down on one* here he gave me these pills too that will help you with the pain and the dizziness.

[Mike (the Paladin)]

A hammock huh? Hope they're G-rated. Okay let me see. Huh. Instructions in Klingon, I never learned to read Klingon. I'll just take a couple now and see how they.... falls to floor and begins to snore...quietly

[Lacey]

*laughs and covers you with a blanket* Sleep tight, Mike. It said healer nanos inside pills, released when swallowed and will knock you out so they can do their job.

Aaaawwww now I can rest. *climbs into other hammock and falls asleep*

[Mike (the Paladin)]

some time later

Yawn....

goes into small cubical...showers and changes into fresh clothing. Begins going through baggage and exploring "cabin" to find storage areas etc.

[Lacey]

*eyes fly open and screams, jumping out of the hammock* something moved against my leg!

[Mike (the Paladin)]

opens duffle bag lying under hammock that was brushing underside of said hammock. With a complaining bark dog jumps out

Oh, looks like they remembered him too. I guess he was tired of being in the bag.

[Lacey]

Aaa pup we're sorry. Bt next time you want something, do it without scaring the you know what out of me. *gently pets his head*

[Mike (the Paladin)]

You know, you should take one of those pills. shows repaired wounds Of course now that I think of it, I hope the nanobots aren't making other improvements. Anyway...does it look like we've got some extra bags here to you. Here's my travel case...clothes, extra boots, weapons, ammunition...my knife collection. But unless all there other cases are yours it seems like a lot.

[Lacey]

*opens a crate* here are my crates...but not sure about those. Oh look a note from the captain. It says...dang he writes as fast and as messy as he talks. Something another a gift and some extra clothes to wear for dinner... *opens one and gags* OMG! If he thinks that imaging to wear those ugly frilly dresses, he is out of his damn mind.

[Mike (the Paladin)]

Oh I don't know, the pink chiffon number isn't bad. See there's a matching sword and dagger sheath. Hummm, the 4 inch heels are a bit much though. Lets look in here. Oh see a nice dark blue with....oh wait. These are men's robes. Apparently he thinks I go to Hogwarts.

Yeah I see what you're getting at. Lets keep looking. maybe we can find something a bit more...us.

You suppose this means formal dinner dress or something?

[Lacey]

Apparently...yuck want color is this? Pea soup green? Don't get me wrong I love green but THAT is not a nice shade of green. And I know I will kill myself wearing hills like these...

[Mike (the Paladin)]

Keep looking, surely in all this with a dozen universes to choose from there's something more useable. See here's a jump suit...unfortunately it's sort of, bright colored. What shade of lavender is that????

Keep looking, open a new case, quick.

[Lacey]

*opens the next crate* oooo these we can use! Not bright colors, blues, reds, darker greens, browns, and blacks. Plus the dresses are actually my style..look at this beautiful blue bodice dress. I think I can wear this...or the green coat over a creme shirt and long black skirt or riding style pants. And look nicer more your style clothes too.

[Mike (the Paladin)]

Cool...what's this small box? It says "The Eliza D Braun Collection"???? takes lid off box...stares a second. I think this is for you.

contents of box: (view spoiler)[ Bullet proof bustier (hide spoiler)].

Okay....I think I'll go with this black tux. The jacket will cover the holster of my smallest pistol and one of my switchblades. looks innocent and abut 15 years old...doesn't look toward box...also seems to be a little brighter red in the face

So, what's in the rest of these...her Light Speed let me put this collar on you. Think that's a good name for a dog...la de da continues to open boxes

[Lacey]

Are you okay, Mike? Your acting strange...and will you turn around so I can change please?

[Mike (the Paladin)]

Uhh....sure I'll just step into the shower room and change myself.

[Lacey]

Thanks! *quickly undresses* what was it you saw in the crate that made you say they were for me, Mike?

[Mike (the Paladin)]

Just open the box...I suppose it could come in handy. Uhh, did you ever hear of Eliza D Braun? You know those steampunk weapons you supplied? Well that's not all that came out of steampunk universes.

Crap! I hate tying these black ties, how does Bond do it all the time?