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[Lacey]

Yea suicide is definitely NOT an open! Lol flying over now..oh I see you GS. I hope you can handle Han..he was the only one willing to take me remotely close to the island.

[Mike (the Paladin)]

I think he'll be okay as long as Leia came along... I'll need help getting the dog aboard.

[Lacey]

Sure I've rigged up a basket for the pup. Lowering to you guys now.

[Mike (the Paladin)]

You want some coconuts?

[Lacey]

No thanks I'm not a coconut fan. Oh Han says Welcome aboard

[Mike (the Paladin)]

Thanks...hold on a second while I load these 2 big boxes of weapons... UMPH Okay haul the basket up...

[Lacey]

Chewie! He does the heavy lifting. Okay the weapons are on board. Now get up here

[Mike (the Paladin)]

Cool. Ouch..watch it 3PO, that hurt.

So, where you headed?

[Lacey]

Not sure yet...I want to go see the Ewoks...but they want to go to Tattoine.

[Mike (the Paladin)]

Oh yeah...their chief export is sand isn't it?

[Lacey]

Yes and soooo boring! Maybe you can persuade them to take us to visit the Ewoks

[Mike (the Paladin)]

Well, I've got this line on some questionable medicines and drugs that was lifted from a Central Planet's hospital that the crew of a certain Firefly are smuggling into a rather dicey planet. They might be willing to split the action with an experienced smuggler captain...just sayin'.

Of course their preacher and I would never be a part of something like that...unless it were going to some outlying planets that, you know could use the meds.

[Lacey]

Really? Well then I guess we'll have to talk to Han....he's pretty good at smuggling things though I don't know how Leia is going to feel about it. He told her his smuggling days were over...though I know for a fact that they aren't.

[Mike (the Paladin)]

Well he can take the "helping the needy poor folks" angle. It always works.

[Lacey]

I don't know he's used that excuse before. might not work this time

[Mike (the Paladin)]

Hummm...well it was a thought. I think I need to rest anyway. Maybe I'll just find a place to sleep till come out of hyperspace.

[Lacey]

Sure...Han added some vert comfortable beds. where he found the space i have no idae.

[Mike (the Paladin)]

Well....looks like I'm inside one of his hidden smuggling compartments. What's this???? Hummm... Boxes of Blasters under the bed. Wonder where their headed?

[Lacey]

Not sure but don't play with them. You know how touchy he is when it comes to his stuff getting messed with. Oh looks like we will be landing soon. Hope you got enough rest down there.

[Mike (the Paladin)]

...uhhh, landing where???? He didn't tell me where he'd jumped to. Not the Alderaan system I hope...it always depresses Leia.

[Lacey]

No not there thankfully..we are landing on Tattoine.

[Mike (the Paladin)]

Crap...I hate desert landscapes.

Excuse me while I find my sidearms...and my spare sidearms...and my blades....and my backup sidearms...and backup blades.

They have some rough bars here.

[Lacey]

I already am packing so when you are ready we'll follow Han and Leia...

[Mike (the Paladin)]

Sure...wait are these the droids we're looking for?

[Lacey]

Ummm..they look like them but I can't be sure. Han said we had to go to one of those bars that we don't want to go to... I'm nervous.

[Mike (the Paladin)]

Cool...just be sure you have one hand near whatever kind of gun you're carrying at all times. Luke can keep the Light Sabre.

I heard some guy over there say he had the death penalty in 3 star systems. I can only assume that the prisons in those star systems are a bit spotty where security is concerned.

[Lacey]

You mean the one eyeing me? I'm scared!

[Mike (the Paladin)]

Possibly...he's only got the one eye so it's hard to say....

[Lacey]

Well I can't tell if he is just blinking or if he is winking at me... :-/

[Mike (the Paladin)]

Yeah I can see where that would be a problem. Lets go get a table on the other side of the band. Take the back corner...out of the line of fire and where we can cover the room.

[Lacey]

That sounds like a good plan. He gives me the ebbie-jeebies ...uh oh we lost Han and Luke. Hey I think I see the gang from Serenity over there.

[Mike (the Paladin)]

Could be. There's a roomer that Wash has a double operating as a pilot out of Mos Eisley. Could be a clone of course...clones are big around here.

[Lacey]

Oh really? What does Zoe think about Wash' clone?

[Mike (the Paladin)]

I'm not sure she's convinced it's a clone...she's still holding out for his having survived somehow. You know, she's not really....lucid when it comes to Wash. I wouldn't say anything about it around her, she's still carrying that short lever action shotgun.

[Lacey]

Yea she showed me how to shoot her gun too. It's wicked cool. But no worries my mouth is shut until we find out if its a clone or not...maybe a blood sample?

[Mike (the Paladin)]

No joy...clones are exact. I'm not sure how we'd find out short of a deep memory scan....wait a minute. I think I saw Zoe, Jane, River and Mal slip out a while ago. Kaylee and Simon weren't with them...you don't think their planning a snatch???? Take the guy somewhere Simon can scan him???

[Lacey]

It's possible..but isn't the scan dangerous. I heard from somewhere that one guy almost lost his memory from a scan like that....

[Mike (the Paladin)]

I don't know... Simon scanned River, of course Jane interfered with that.

WHUMP--WHOOSH--WHUMP---BAM

I think maybe they're being a little less than subtle...

[Lacey]

*cringes* that sounded horrible. Uh oh! I see others starting to pay attention to the noise...

[Mike (the Paladin)]

Yeah me to. So should we sneak out the back, shoot our way out to provide a distraction....or see if there's a reward?

[Lacey]

I say give them a distraction...but not shooting. Just punch the guy behind you, duck, and make him believe the other guy hit them and will start a fight.

[Mike (the Paladin)]

Ohhh...sorry. Too late.

In my defense you did say you were creeped out by the one eyed guy with the broken fang.

Duck!

[Lacey]

Oh crap! *ducks under the table* dang it, Mike!

[Mike (the Paladin)]

No sweat, just stay under the table while I wire this semtex with a detonator, I've got enough to take the whole back wall out...

[Lacey]

Mike! Behind you! I think that one eye guy had buddies and they are pissed!

[Mike (the Paladin)]

Crap....

#*&***##!!*!#+@////*!#@@!!*%#@

Okay now let me wire the wall...

Don't step in the blood...good shootin' by the way.

[Lacey]

Thanks! Are you okay? That bullet grazed your arm and it looks painful.

[Mike (the Paladin)]

Nahh...the pain in my leg where the guy with the blaster burned it keeps my mind off it.

Cover your ears I'm gonna blow the wall. Oh might want to look away and keep your head down....

[Lacey]

*covers head* just do it..I think I was just hit. My side hurts...

[Mike (the Paladin)]

debris floating down, smoke in the air...light filters through place where back wall used to be

Okay let me see that. What hit you??? Ohh, this could hurt. Here... holds out stick from debris bite on this I have to cut this crossbow bolt out of your side.

Is this blast armor? Well that helped. Let me get my large knife out here.....