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Reads with Scotch We have gained like 20 members in the last 4 days what gives? Identify yourselves.


Reads with Scotch Well you don't really count as a noob Koe. You've been kicking around and we all know you.


message 3: by Amanda (new)

Amanda (randymandy) Servius Sextus Heiner wrote: "We have gained like 20 members in the last 4 days what gives?"

That's funny, I've gained like 20 lbs in the past 4 days. Now I have someone to blame it on. Noobs. Boobs. Noobs.


message 4: by Reads with Scotch (last edited Feb 25, 2009 01:00AM) (new)

Reads with Scotch you have new boobs?


Also I think it is physically impossible to gain 20 pounds in 4 days, so you're just beating yourself up for nothing... it is probably closer to like 3-4 pounds.


message 5: by David (new)

David Depends on which planet you're on. Titan for example. I hate planets named A with an asterix and a bunch of numbers after. You could instantly gain weight there but who would remember that name, except maybe their Mom.


message 6: by Kasia (last edited Feb 25, 2009 01:56AM) (new)

Kasia Getting new noobs boobs would explain dramatic weight gain...




message 7: by Kasia (new)

Kasia ahhh, and that's plenty of cleavage - front, bottom, side - whatever you like


The Crimson Fucker (tcf123) | -6 comments Can we like I don’t know get a digest of new people… every week and post their name and hate on their profiles???


message 9: by Rusty (new)

Rusty (rustyshackleford) | 2198 comments I never thought I'd see the day - I'm disgusted by boobs.


message 10: by Kasia (last edited Feb 25, 2009 05:39AM) (new)

Kasia Alfonso wrote: "Can we like I don’t know get a digest of new people… every week and post their name and hate on their profiles??? "

You don't need a digest, just click on ->members, then sort by date joined...

as to boobs, frankly I don't get the fascination; those are modified sweat glands after all


message 11: by Reads with Scotch (last edited Feb 25, 2009 06:06AM) (new)

Reads with Scotch Well you're obviously not a lesbian, Kasia.


message 12: by Amanda (new)

Amanda (randymandy) Modified sweat glands? A mammary is a modified sweat gland? On what authority do you make this claim, woman?





message 13: by Kasia (new)

Kasia Amanda wrote: "Modified sweat glands? A mammary is a modified sweat gland? On what authority do you make this claim, woman?


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bio classes, but if you don't believe me, check it out...


message 14: by Kasia (new)

Kasia Servius Sextus Heiner wrote: "Well your obviously not a lesbian, Kasia."

sorry




Reads with Scotch Whoa! Kasia, be careful you are trending dangerously close to a trifocal of hate... You haven't been around that long so you don't know what happened to the last hater that found themselves at odd between me and the recycle hippie. Tred carefully Euro.


message 16: by Kasia (last edited Feb 25, 2009 07:22AM) (new)

Kasia No I don't know what happened, you can enlighten me if you think it will help. And trifocal? There's you, hippies, who'd be the 3rd and final 'lens(?)'?


message 17: by Rusty (new)

Rusty (rustyshackleford) | 2198 comments I think that would be you, chiquita.


message 18: by Kasia (last edited Feb 25, 2009 07:59AM) (new)

Kasia I'm not that evil. I like bunnies and kittens. Oh, no wait... I don't.



message 19: by [deleted user] (new)

Why do we hate noobs? Because they're too quiet? We've got oodles of members that don't even lurk. This thread only has 22 views. Threads rarely get more than 30 viewers.




message 20: by [deleted user] (new)

Yes, I like when we get noobs who say things.

Remember when we didn't have a Gretchen? **sob** Let's not think about it.


message 21: by [deleted user] (new)

Nope. Just checking.

(Don't take my mod status away from me!)


message 22: by Rusty (new)

Rusty (rustyshackleford) | 2198 comments Isn't hate the best way to welcome them around here?


The Crimson Fucker (tcf123) | -6 comments Yeah like in the fight club!!! First week in THC and you hate or we hate on you mother fucker!!! We can have polls on which new hater we hating this week and shit!


message 24: by smetchie (last edited Feb 25, 2009 10:56AM) (new)

smetchie | 5729 comments I've been here since 2/10/08!! That's 2 days longer than the Amazing Servius Sextus Heiner!! HAHA! I've just been lurking...biding my time and gathering information. Why do you think my avatar is not a picture of me? I'm still completing my look (just one surgery left!) I just couldn't wait any longer to break the silence. You'll see my face soon when Sarah mysteriously goes on an extended vacation. You've seen single white female right?
:):)


message 25: by [deleted user] (new)

Eep!


message 26: by Harry (new)

Harry  (harry_harry) Remember when we didn't have a Gretchen? **sob** Let's not think about it."

Everyone needs a Gretchen. Whether she looks like a movie star or not is irrelevant. Even if it's just your Grandmother's Dachshund, it's nice to have a Gretchen around.




message 27: by smetchie (new)

smetchie | 5729 comments fuck the fucking dog reference HARRY.


message 28: by Harry (new)

Harry  (harry_harry) hee hee


Reads with Scotch And the evil pussy strikes again; BAM!


Reads with Scotch You really are like an STD Harry. You are most inconvenient and usually linger for a few days, and stink the place up. I suppose the amusing part is; trying to identify what type of milky discharge you are.

I was leaning towards chlamydia earlier, but now I am totally leaning toward anal warts.


message 31: by Tom (new)

Tom Foolery (tomfoolery) I find myself fascinated by Nicks seemingly encyclopedic knowledge of venereal diseases.


Reads with Scotch I was a Marine, I have a global relationship with STDs.

"I've seen some shit man!" }:-D


message 33: by [deleted user] (last edited Feb 26, 2009 04:24AM) (new)

SICK!

I was traumatized by the STD slide show in high school.

Remember when Carlie used to preach God's wrath whenever STD's were mentioned?


message 34: by Rusty (new)

Rusty (rustyshackleford) | 2198 comments Tambocita, I have never witnessed you get angrier than you used to with Carlie. I'm sorry, but it was fun to watch you two go round and round.


message 35: by [deleted user] (last edited Feb 26, 2009 04:25AM) (new)

It's true. She got to me. I wonder what her IQ was.

Remember how she went to "medical school?"


message 36: by Rusty (new)

Rusty (rustyshackleford) | 2198 comments What? She told me she was an astronaut/lawyer.


message 37: by [deleted user] (new)

Hahaha!


message 38: by David (new)

David I learned extensive knowledge about STD's working for a medical publisher in Philly. I formated and proofread the captions for thousands of photos of diseased parts; it was a 800 page book about STD's. There is nothing like re-visualizing that shot of a pee-pee mangled with untreated syphillis to keep one up at night. I think I started counting them instead of sheep. It was a rough six months.


message 39: by [deleted user] (new)

Another Sarah! Aren't there always so many Sarah's everywhere?

Welcome, Sarah. You can start bitching constantly, now. We need entertainment.


message 40: by Lori (new)

Lori [image error]


message 41: by Lori (new)

Lori Mammary glands are NOT sweat glands. They are udders.


message 42: by Kasia (last edited Feb 27, 2009 12:24AM) (new)

Kasia Udders are what you call mammaries in cattle ;)

Mammary glands are modified and enlarged sweat glands I stand by that. It's the evolution thing. We're mammals and mammals somewhere along the way decided they could use something to produce milk and feed their offspring with (hence the name mammals)....uhhhh I feel like I'm giving a lecture ;*(


message 43: by Lori (new)

Lori Next time a man wants to nibble on your boobs, be sure to tell him this!


message 44: by Kasia (last edited Feb 27, 2009 01:35AM) (new)

Kasia uuuu... nice hate, thanks


message 45: by [deleted user] (last edited Apr 02, 2009 08:16PM) (new)

Steve's newest blog entry reminded me of this old thread.



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