Kathryn

“Listen, haircut...'

Did you just call me haircut?' he asked.

Yes. You know there's no reason we can't go online. It's crazy.'

Why'd you call me haircut?' he asked, touching his hair. 'Is it because I have a great haircut?'

You figure it out,' she answered.

-Clio and Aiden, Girl At Sea by Maureen Johnson”
― Maureen Johnson, Girl at Sea

“Or if I truly gave up I could be like Wet Lindsay. When Robbie dumped her she got all pale and even wetter than normal. She was like an anoraksick. (A person who is both very thin and wears tragic anoraks.) I just made that up as a joke. Even though I am very upset I can still think of a joke.”
― Louise Rennison, It's OK, I'm Wearing Really Big Knickers!

“I wonder if it is possible to have two boyfriends. I mean, times are changing. Relationships are more complicated. In France men always have mistresses and wives and so on. Henri probably has two girlfriends. He would laugh if you told him you just had one. He would say, 'C'est tres, tres tragique.'”
― Louise Rennison, Knocked Out by My Nunga-Nungas

“When Mutti and Vati came in I didn't speak to them. I just unfurled the CAT MOLESTERS banner I had made.”
― Louise Rennison, Knocked Out by My Nunga-Nungas