Knocked Out by My Nunga-Nungas Quotes

“Oh Blimey O‘Reilly's pantyhose...what is the point of Shakespeare? I know he is a genius and so on, but he does rave on.
What light doth through yonder window break?
It's the bloody moon, for God's sake, Will, get a grip!!”
― Louise Rennison, Knocked Out by My Nunga-Nungas

“Anyway, then it said on the news, 'And tonight the Prime Minister has just got to Number Ten.'
I looked down at Jas and said, 'Ooer.' Meaning he'd got to number ten on the snogging scale. And then we both laughed like loons.
Vati just looked at us like we were mad.”
― Louise Rennison, Knocked Out by My Nunga-Nungas

“When Mutti and Vati came in I didn't speak to them. I just unfurled the CAT MOLESTERS banner I had made.”
― Louise Rennison, Knocked Out by My Nunga-Nungas

“I wonder if it is possible to have two boyfriends. I mean, times are changing. Relationships are more complicated. In France men always have mistresses and wives and so on. Henri probably has two girlfriends. He would laugh if you told him you just had one. He would say, 'C'est tres, tres tragique.'”
― Louise Rennison, Knocked Out by My Nunga-Nungas

“Nippy Noodles”
― Louise Rennison, Knocked Out by My Nunga-Nungas

“Jas, you are three hundred miles away. You would have to have nunga-nungas the size of France for Jock to be able to rest his hand on them.”
― Louise Rennison, Knocked Out by My Nunga-Nungas

“I am a pop widow.”
― Louise Rennison, Knocked Out by My Nunga-Nungas

“Dad leapt over the garden wall instead of going through the gate. Sadly he didn‘t do himself a severe injury, and so he lives to embarrass me to death another day.”
― Louise Rennison, Knocked Out by My Nunga-Nungas

“Angus is amusing himself by ambushing the postman. Och aye, they may have taken his trouser snake addendums, but they cannae tak his freedom!!”
― Louise Rennison, Knocked Out by My Nunga-Nungas

“Mi értelme Shakespeare-nek? Tudom, hogy zseni meg minden, de állandóan csak károg.
- De csitt, mi fény nyilall az ablakon?
A rohadt Hold, az isten szerelmére. Szedd össze magad, Vili!”
― Louise Rennison, Knocked Out by My Nunga-Nungas